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Wiitard Nation: IGN's Chobot joins the club photo

Perhaps taking a break from the tanning bed, IGN's resident hottie Jessica Chobot went and added her name to the growing population of Wiitard Nation. Unlike all those fakey fake fakers out there, Chobot's injuries are real. And not just phycially, but mentally as well. Listen to her heart-warming tale:

That's right! This past Thurs I was playing Wii baseball with a friend of mine. I was losing badly and getting VERY angry. Even though I know that I don't actually need to literally pitch in order to get the ball across the plate, I was so frustrated I did just that. With all my might. And promptly slammed my hand (and Wii controller) into my oak coffee table.

The Wii broke apart, cutting the inside of my finger (that's right-the Wii drew first blood!) and leaving me to gasp in pain (the kind of pain that hurts so bad, you don’t even make a noise at first). I seriously thought I had broken my finger. I mean I REALLY slammed my hand. I figured it was broke (especially as it started to swell up and throb in time to my heartbeat. It was too late to go to the doctors, so I just bandaged it up as best I could, popped a few Aleve and figured I'd see if it was worth going to the DRs in the morning. 

It was. Although the swelling had gone down, it still hurt pretty bad. I could kind of bend it and knew it wasn't broken, but I figured I might as well use up those IGN bennies before the year was out and toted myself off for a few x-rays. Turns out it wasn't broken, just a little sprained and badly bruised.

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DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 10:09
DeusPayne
Heh, I just reading this, and then when I went to dtoid, here it was again.
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 10:23
JamesSorensen
i get frustrated with the baseball part as well. not cause i lose, but due to the lag with the wii remote sending signals to the game. it makes it annoying that the reactions are fast and accurate..

seems the only games that don't suffer from the controllers lag are golf and bowling, since there is no rush to swing the vlub or bowl the ball
xtofuconsumerx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 10:23
xtofuconsumerx
I am still waiting for a Wii seizure story. Sucks to get beaten up by a system.
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 10:43
Chris Taran
This couldn't have happened to a better person. Well, alright, any G4 staffer would be just a little bit sweeter.
Kosmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 11:19
Kosmo
Why are the pretty ones always so stupid?
Lider's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 11:50
Lider
I give her injury an 7 out of 10 (not an average). :P
vishusdelishus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 12:02
vishusdelishus
Prolonged exposure to tanning bed radiation can result in blinding rage, screaming baby tantrums and eventually smashed wiimotes and sprained fingers.

Not to mention leathery skin and a freakish bronze gloss which looks completely unnatural in December.

In other words, I'm not surprised.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 12:10
Aaron Mxy Yost
Chobot is one of the most obnoxious personalities on the internet. Therefore, her getting hurt = schadenfreude goodness.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 12:15
galagabug
i think the wii is just jealous it didn't get oral. she didn't suffer any psp related injuries.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 12:38
Lezbro
Can't we just exile all of these Wii-slinging dipshits to Easter Island?
banter1279's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 15:18
banter1279
The Fake N' Bake I can deal with. Those Skeletor hands, however, are a wii bit unnerving.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 16:01
AngelsDontBurn
She's ALMOST doing the shocker.
Diamondblade's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 18:15
Diamondblade
Dumb Broad.
Dezroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 22:11
Dezroy
Ha! The shocker! I thought it almost looked familiar
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