They say a dog is for life, not just for Christmas, but when Kathy White got a Wii for the Holidays, one dog's life was pretty much over ... at least temporarily. White, the owner of a five-month-old Sheltie puppy, was playing with her new Wii when she accidentally whacked her dog Ozzy in the temple with a Wiimote like a clumsy fool, killing him instantly.

"We had just got the Wii for Christmas," explained Kathy, "so we were trying it out, and that's when Alexis and I were bowling and Ozzy was standing by me and he jumped up and I hit him in the temple and killed him instantly."

According to Kathy, Ozzy was not moving or even breathing. He was, for all intents and purposes, dead. She called her neighbor, Pene Honey, and started screaming that she killed her dog. Pene felt for a pulse, which apparently slowed and then stopped altogether. Ozzy's nose was breathed into, but it was looking bleak. However, after around five more breaths, Ozzy suddenly coughed and woke up. 

The dog was rushed to the vet where it was discovered he had severe brain swelling and underwent cardiac arrest. Luckily, he is now fully on his way to making a complete recovery, and is no longer allowed in the room when the family are playing their Wii. 

The true tragedy of this tale, however, is that someone is called Pene Honey. That name just looks all kinds of wrong.

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CrocBox

It's a Christmas miracle!

Oh wait...

wittynickname

Peen Honey's first album was pretty cool, but I feel they sold out by the time they dribbled out their next shot.

Chicken008

Zombie Dog.

Krow-Kupo

I laughed so hard at that final sentence.

MisterMingo

Sheltie puppies are adorable so I'm glad the little guy is okay. Thanks, Nintendo, for marketing the most accident prone console ever to idiots.

GamingGoddess

Unlike a lot of stories of Wiimote Woe, I can see this one happening to someone who ISN'T a total moron. Dogs can be smart and stay away from danger 99% of the time, then every once in a blue moon they do something suicidal.

That name is sad, however -___-.

John B

@MisterMingo:

The dog jumped when the owner swung to bowl. That's Nintendo's fault?

Satsumomo

Pene Honey, holy crap. How about Wang Syrup? Or Pole Extract?

Drack48

If I killed my dog via my Wii I'd never be able to play it again..I love my dog way more than my Wii

FatherChesz

Sausage Gravy. That is all.

pascuz46

Thank god that dog didn't die. That would have been a real shame.

Char Aznable

Dong Chowder

Man, that's got to be a really fucked up situation. I would be freaking if I accidentally did that to my pet.

Would that be considered puppy manslaughter? Puppyslaughter? Quick, someone start a death metal band with that name before it's taken.

Rifter01

RandomBullseye would likely approve of her neighbor's name..

A bad accident for sure, but, at least there's some happy ending to it.

Brilliam

Awww puppy ;_;

DigDug

I take it the woo condom wasn't on at the time. Morons. Didn't they learn anything from sex ed.

Roel

Wii kills puppy, puppy is no longer allowed in the room? It should be the other way around.

Spectral

Damn humans are stupid. We can't seem to do anything right. XD

F Whipple

Haha...stupid dog.

This did happen to me though. I didn't die but I bled my own blood. One of my prouder moments

kepler

Hahaha. Loved the last sentence.

Sharpless

This is why I hate animals. They can't even die reliably.

Mr Pibb

@ Sharpless

I couldn't help thinking about Revolver Ocelot saying "Can't you even die right?" when I read that.

Noah

I wish my dog could have went this way....instead of growing old and bitter

Cartman

Nintendo must have been planning this for years. Their next game: WiiKilledThebastard

naia-the-gamer

I would have been horrified by this story as I love dogs, but then the last sentence made it all better. Thank you Jim.

Holyetheline

They took Old Yeller out back with a Wii Zapper didn't they?...

MechaMonkey

@Char Aznable

Is that pronounced "puppy slaughter" or "puppy's laughter"?

ZekeThePlumber

Nintendo says, "Screw real puppies; buy Nintendogs instead!"

psycho terror

where the fuck did Peen Honey learn dog CPR?

Syn

Really? I played Wii Bowling sitting down. Start with your arm in an upright (or ERECT huhuhuhu) position, then bring it down, straightening your arm, then bring it back up and let go of B. Simple, no intents movements, no bashing the dog in the dome piece, no flinging the Wiimote into the tv. All is well in the Universe.

mudkip5000

I like to think that the reason the dog survived was because of the awesome reviving powers of the Wiimote.

snotrocket

This is prob the funniest / saddest story of the wiis life . At least the dog was brought back to life unlike my Wii which is collecting more dust than my virtual boy.

Pepillou2

Pene Honey sounds like Jizz

Mr Wrighty 987

Wii: Dog murders

TheBongDonkey

I saw this happen, and then i said, yo you just scissored your neighbors dog real good, PHALIC FLUID!

also cocks?

that fits real nice like....

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