So is it the controller and the console in 1

BTW I only just clocked that dtoid.com works! COLOUR ME SUPRISED!!

(colour/color whatever)

That's some pretty expensive toast

Still waiting on Ron's fleshlight wiimote.

wow. just, wow.

...I don't even know what to say. Looks like a sweet toaster, but the satire is brilliant!

Easy bitches, I haven't had my coffee yet.

Can you use the wiimote to butter the toast?

That's how you do toast, bitches.

I hate it!!!

Whats going on? Why show a render of a fake product and then make more information up about it? Is someone claiming this is really a Nintendo product?

C'mon Summa, you're better than this.
Leave shit like this to Kotaku. I don't mind a silly story once inna while. but c'mon

unless this toaster is acually a real product then disregard my Rant, I suck cocks

No this can't be real. Nintendo would never stoop this low. NEVER!

Well Rainbow, in my experience in using photoshop is looks a lot like something done in PS. Chances are it's fake.

Now that's not fair. What's wrong with charging you to buy games for the Wii, including old ones you download? Last I remember, Nintendo was the only company this gen to include any free games.

I just preordered two of them at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I know, I'm shocked it's real as well, but they had a demo of it doing it's thing there.

The toaster has customizable sounds it plays from the speaker based on what kind of bread you put in there.

The rep demoing the unit in the store stuck a slice of sourdough bread in there and the speaker shouted out, "Hey, you like-a sourdough too?" in Wario's voice.

Then he stuck a slice of white bread in there, and Mario's voice came out "Hey-a kids, Eat a lot and enjoy that-a proces-sed white bread. You can get-a weight problem just like-a me! Mario!"

But what was weirdest... Was when the rep stuck a bagel in there. Fox McCloud and Slippy Toad quip up for bagels apparently. Fox mentions something about how whole grain bagels are actually good to an essential diet, and Slippy mentioned some anti-semetic remark about where bagels come from... It was kinda odd there in the store, but I figured, what the hey, I don't eat bagels very often anyway...

dprime, I DID get a copy of Hexic on my 360.

And also remember that the Wii is $50 more everywhere but Japan. Why? Because in Japan Wii Sports isn't in the bundle. and they sell it there for $50.

Hmm...

Some people take their toast too seriously.

I'm a toast graphics whore.

I feel less funny after reading that

But does it toast Bagels?

I need my Bagels!

So I can just picture the marketing team in a meeting room around a big table trying to brainstorm when all of a sudden one of the guys jumps up with enthusiasm, "A Wii Toaster!"
Nuff said!

The console food war is on!

It's a PSWii kitchen!

@Rainbowblack

Yeah, I agree that Nintendo would never stoop that low... Oh, wait, there was that <a href="http://www.retrothing.com/2006/04/izek_sewing_mac.html">sewing machine...</a>

And you can use the 360 as a furnace!

And sorry about the above link. Or attempting to link.

http://www.retrothing.com/2006/04/izek_sewing_mac.html

Hmm, I don't know guys, I like the Wii a lot but I think the PS3 wins this one. Toast is soooo last gen. I'll take the PS3 grill. *mmm Cell-grilled hamburgers*

EAT B3YOND!!

Plus that PS3 Grill uses advanced alien Cell technology.

I would much rather buy a couple retro games on the shop channel, and use my free toaster. Nice try though.

I can see 800 points for bagels, but Pop-Tarts? Total rip off. I'm going to keep using my Dreamcast toaster for now.

@dprime

What free game did Nintendo give away exactly? So far I haven't seen any, and I'm not counting Wii Sports as a game considering half the games don't function right, and the other half are just techdemos.

Friend codes = stupid

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