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Wii Sqweeze is designed to pump you up

7:57 AM on 08.19.2008, Brad Nicholson 16 comments

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If you thought it was going to end with funny tennis racket attachments or the Balance Board, think again Wii owners. InterAction Laboratories would love to introduce the Wii Sqweeze, an exercise peripheral designed to pump up those upper body muscles. At least, it possibly could. Thus far we only know that the device can interpret abduction and adduction movements. The unimportant details like pressure or validity must come later on in development. Wii Sqweeze is set to hit the streets in 2009.

When I see these things like the Wii Sqweeze I can only hope that no one takes it seriously. Wii Fitness and silly peripherals like this one will never provide anything close to the experience that real exercise provides. It seems like every company that develops for the Wii is in this happy dreamland where results are real and typical consumers will love your product regardless of what it is. Perhaps within the next few years we can have a fake chest press machine, so I can do five pound reps that correspond with a scuba diving mini-game.

[via Exergame Lab, Thanks Adam!]


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B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 08/19/2008 08:10
WiiSqueeze?
YouSqueeze!
WeAllSqueeze for WiiSqueeze!

Kill me now, the Wii just jumped the shark.
CrudeDarkness's Avatar
CrudeDarkness at 08/19/2008 08:35
Do I have a corrupt mind if I have sexual thoughts of the wii squeeze?

what's next? Wii ejaculate.
Mr B Natural's Avatar
Mr B Natural at 08/19/2008 09:19
<Hides design for the wii ejaculate>
<Runs away>

.
.
.
<cries in the corner>
mix's Avatar
mix at 08/19/2008 09:47
Wii would like to squeeze....Perfect for the new Wii ejaculate with co-op!
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 08/19/2008 09:54
They don't really give much thought to their names, do they?
ChunkyB's Avatar
ChunkyB at 08/19/2008 10:19
I'd just like to say they're idiots for not calling this "The Sqwiize". That's all.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 08/19/2008 10:20
Thank god I sold my Wii
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 08/19/2008 10:29
No. No no no no no NO.
Knigge's Avatar
Knigge at 08/19/2008 10:56
There's only one U in "squeeze." No doubles, retards.
CypherVR's Avatar
CypherVR at 08/19/2008 11:01
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 08/19/2008 11:33
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
funran's Avatar
funran at 08/19/2008 13:25
fucking shit
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
TrailerParkJesus at 08/19/2008 14:23
... riiiiiiiiiight
Altair78's Avatar
Altair78 at 08/19/2008 20:32
Jeez, all we need now is Apple to make iFondle and you'll all have an attachment orgy.
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