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Wii Shop Update: Bonsai Barber, Super Punch-Out!! photo

Relish in the title of this story, as it's the last "Wii Shop Update" you'll get. Starting next week, you'll start seeing it as the "Nintendo Download," as the updates will start including DSiWare titles. You excited? I can feel it. 

This last week of the "Wii Shop Update" brings Bonsai Barber (Nintendo, 1-4 players, 1,000 Wii Points) to WiiWare. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like -- a game where you give the inhabitants of a tree village haircuts. Nintendo calls it a "first-person groomer," and we all laughed. Very clever. Actually, it sounds kind of neat; but I'll be saving my own Wii Points for...

Super Punch-Out!! (Super NES, 1 player, 800 Wii Points), which happens to be one of my favorite videogames of all time. There's not much more than can be said about this now-classic sequel, but it's a good way to whet the appetites of gamers who might not be familiar with the series. One can only hope that the new Wii version of Punch-Out!! is half as good as this title.

So, will you be buying either of these things?

Wii-kly Update

In this farewell edition of the Wii-kly Update (more on that below*), we’re pleased to announce a pair of excellent games based around completely opposite vocations. Newly available on the Virtual Console™ is Super Punch Out!! ™, the classic boxing title that pits players against tough pugilist rivals such as Bald Bull. Speaking of baldness, the unique new WiiWare™ game Bonsai Barber™ invites players to take off the gloves and work their clippers instead, giving new hairstyles to a colorful cast of fruits and vegetables. Both are yours for the downloading via the Wii™ Shop Channel.

Nintendo adds new and classic games to the Wii Shop Channel at 9 a.m. Pacific time every Monday. Wii owners with a high-speed Internet connection can redeem Wii Points™ to download the games. Wii Points can be purchased in the Wii Shop Channel or at retail outlets. This week’s new games are:

WiiWare

Bonsai Barber (Nintendo, 1-4 players, Rated E for Everyone—Comic Mischief, 1,000 Wii Points): The village residents are hungry for the latest in foliage fashion, and it’s up to you, the new barber, to fix them up. Use the tools of your trade: scissors, clippers, spray can, and more in this humorous, first-of-its-kind “first-person-groomer” game. Bonsai Barber features a colorful cast of 12 intriguing customers, including a temperamental shallot starlet (don't call her an onion), an oddball strawberry boffin, a cactus cowboy, a daredevil carrot, and a suave banana with top-secret clearance. Each day, five customers arrive to test your stylistic skill. If the customer requests a specific style, you’ll plow that furrow, or you can rely on your expertise to pick from more than 30 popular fashions. Or, why not turn over a new leaf? Be creative and see how they react. They’re a demanding bunch, so if you miss an appointment, you’ll hear about it—on your Wii Message Board. If you do a good job, you may receive a gift or even a postcard from an exotic destination as your happy customers travel to distant lands and show off their exquisite coifs.

Virtual Console

Super Punch-Out!! (Super NES™, 1 player, Rated E for Everyone, 800 Wii Points): Featuring the tight game play and humor the series is known for, this sequel to the NES™ classic sees Little Mac return to the ring with the World Video Boxing Association belt once again at stake. Slug your way through the grueling, sweat-pounding matches of the Minor, Major and World Circuits as you face off against some of Little Mac’s greatest rivals, such as Bear Hugger, Bald Bull and Super Macho Man. With a cast of new challengers waiting, do you have what it takes to identify their unique patterns and exploit their weaknesses? Go to your corner and come out fighting, but remember what Doc Louis would say: “It’s not about brawling—it’s about finesse!”

Remember that Wii features parental controls that let adults manage the content their children can access. For more information about this and other Wii features, visit Wii.com.

* - About that “farewell edition” stuff: Starting next week, the name of this newsletter will be changed from Wii-kly Update to Nintendo Download. Why? With the April 5 launch of the new Nintendo DSi™ portable game system comes the opening of the Nintendo DSi Shop. Like the Wii Shop Channel, the Nintendo DSi Shop will offer a growing library of downloadable games, with new titles added every week. Accordingly, we’ll be using this space to tell you not only about new games for Wii but also for Nintendo DSi. Watch for the first edition of Nintendo Download on April 6.







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Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:27
Discarded Couch Sandwich
And what a fitting way to end: with large bodied stereotypes beating each other to a pulp. I couldn't think of anything more poetic..
Gen Eric Gui's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:16
Gen Eric Gui
Totally grabbing Super Punch Out this week.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:31
Batthink
Super Punch Out will be mine once I can be bothered to brush the dust off it.
nsolo1717's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:59
nsolo1717
Punchout!!!!! YES!!! i approve of this message
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 11:29
Chronic Logic
1,000 points for Bonsai Barber, while Punch Out is only 800 points?! Christ, the haircutting game doesn't even sound fun at all. Talk about bad pricing.
8BitMatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 11:37
8BitMatt
PUNCHOUT YES!!!!!
Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 14:22
Face
Yay Punch-Out! Maybe my older and wiser self will be able memorize those patterns better.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 22:20
AgentMOO
Sweet! Super-punch out ftw!
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 22:53
Artemus
Going to download this right about... Now!
Son.
Marlet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2009 16:18
Marlet
It cant be as good as Wii boxing can it?

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