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Look, I think we all get it. There is a good chance that gamers, more than the general population, is made up of fatties. And you know what? C'est la vie! I say if anyone wants to lose some weight or become healthier, there are some mature, grown-up ways of going about this. For example, I am eating a chicken and broccoli Lean Pocket right now. It is cheesy and delicious. See, there are options for everything.

What you see above, this in my very humble opinion, is not exactly the best way to go about losing weight. It's called the ... uh ... Rowing Machine for Wii designed to support Wii Fit Plus, Wit Sports Resort, and Julian Michaels Fitness Ultimatum 2009 and 2010(!). It even cradles the MotionPlus! How very exciting.

Doug and Julie are clearly pretty stoked about this. I'm less so. I think I would rather have my "pricey gym membership" over this little contraption. Sure, I suspect there are plenty of people who would be into this, but c'mon. It's just a normal cheap rowing device with Wii crap slapped on. Like everything health related, it'll take more than this to lose weight and be healthier, like Lean Pockets.

Wii Rowing Machine: Like a Regular Rowing Machine, but More Gimmicky [Gizmodo]








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Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:03
Xzyliac
Is it just me or have Ben and Conrad's post the last week or so been very...negative. Like I agree with everything in this post but it seems like they keep getting the RAEG stories.

Also, Lean Pockets fail in every possible way.
Supaiku Supigeru's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:10
Supaiku Supigeru
No thanks. I ride my bike 10 miles (20 miles rt) to and from work every day, and own a PS3. Therefore, I do real fitness and real gaming. This is the worst of both worlds.
comradetrotskii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:13
comradetrotskii
Totally would, nice ankle exposure. I bet her trainers smell fantastic.
LB Jeffries's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:22
LB Jeffries
So...they made an erg except they took out everything useful about it?
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:26
flea friend
The Wii is more than just an exercise gimmick. As proof, here is a game where you slap plastic handlebars on the controller and row.


And I did chuckle when she mentioned that it "works with a variety of games like *assful of sports/exercise games*".
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:30
DaedHead8
That bitch has terrible form when she rows in the beginning of the video.
ChickenNow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:32
ChickenNow
This company's both at E3 2009 was ran by a Rabbi.

Their accessories are seriously some of the dumbest and most ridicolous things I've ever seen. It's the same people that brought you the Wii Bowling Ball (oh God) and even better the Wii Football (priceless).
RTsharpshooter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:34
RTsharpshooter
No thanks. If I wanted to row, I'd pay the $25 fee to use my high school fitness room for a full school year.
I don't trust those two spokespeople. If this was being pitched by the couple from Bodybreak, I'd be convinced.

Doodoodoo DOOOODOOOOO! BODYBREAK! DoooDoooDoooDooo!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 19:53
Xzyliac
@ChickenNow
There was not a single thing in that post that wasn't hilarious.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 20:23
CRAZYAPE69
can i use it as a garrote to use as my holy weapon in my never-ending crusade against idiotic people who purchase these things? It would be stolen of course.
RevolverLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 20:59
RevolverLink
I think we're reaching the point beyond self-parody with these Wii peripherals.
SandNMyShorts's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 21:38
SandNMyShorts
My university has a rock wall for all my fitness needs. Also, cocks.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 21:42
bodybreak
@sharpshooter, did you know they are married, but retained their last names because of the whole "interracial" thing?
ChromeAlchemist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 22:31
ChromeAlchemist
"Doug"?
TheNomadicTroll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2010 22:31
TheNomadicTroll
The sad thing about this is that people will buy this crap if they have money to burn and no imagination what so ever.
Stinky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 00:06
Stinky
Hater's gonna hate.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 01:59
Artemus
Oh. My. Gawd. This isn't a joke?!
I couldn't even finish the video... A hot pocket sounds good though.
BMkeys's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 04:17
BMkeys
i wonder how many people will actually buy this shit, im with supaiku i do real gaming on the ps3
PacifismFailed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 04:51
PacifismFailed
wtf? why is she using a rowing machine for canoeing?
waypoetic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 08:35
waypoetic
What's that Reggie? Bringing something for the hardcore gamers in 2010? Nintendo is not a gamecompany, they're just trying to get with your moms with this shit.
Ball Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 09:34
Ball Buster
@waypoetic

It's a THIRD PARTY product, bro.

Also, Sin and Punishment 2, Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Now with difficulty! ), and Metroid: Other M. IF those aren't bones being thrown for the people that grew up on SNES and N64, I don't know what is. That's not even getting into the stellar download catalog.
fpsfanatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 13:14
fpsfanatic
You can see when he does the sit ups (which the rowing machine is "GREAT" for) that the thing is leaving the ground. How can this possibly work in any circumstance without being fixed to the floor
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 14:01
Darren Nakamura
Just because Lean Pockets are healthier than regular Hot Pockets doesn't mean they're actually healthy. It's like being better smelling than poop.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2010 18:13
lewness
OK. Let's just wait for Super Mario Galaxy 2, right? I bet I'd do more workout running around and punching things from the rage after playing some goddamn running-and-jumping level in SMG2 than that cheap piece of plastic with a string.
Kytherno's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2010 09:23
Kytherno
I've liked what nintendo was doing, till they started crap like this, and by "crap like this", I'm referring to all the peripherals that are down right pointless. Wii sports tennis rackets, boxing gloves, the giant bike-thing, the rower, etc. etc.
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