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The company name sounds too much like the Powerpuff Girls monkey villain. I can't unsee his latest scheme to defeat them.
This could well be the draw for GF's/Spouses to finally get interested in their SO's hobby. Q: "Does your wife play video games with you?" A: "Sort of... It's complicated..."
That doesn't seem very safe. I mean, there isn't even a wii safety wrist strap.
That thing could go flying into your TV screen at any minute
That thing could go flying into your TV screen at any minute
This is another case of the suits thinking that the majority of gamers are lonely basement dwellers in need of some pleasure.
Hm. Something that your child was holding is now being inserted into... *shivers. It'd be like my mom using my Thunder Cats sword! That's just f*cked up, man.
that just looks like a broken wiimote waiting to happen. Seriously, those little ports at the bottom? Don't think they were designed to have stuff attached to them that GO INTO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'd pay good money to be the paramedic that responded to that 911 call, though.
I'd pay good money to be the paramedic that responded to that 911 call, though.
"Now the real question is this ... who the hell would want one of these monstrosities up their chuff?"
Some people put far worse things up their "chuff".
Some people put far worse things up their "chuff".
I may be getting too deeply into this (no pun intended), but why would this even need a Wiimote?
Couldn't it just be it own standalone...'device'?
Couldn't it just be it own standalone...'device'?
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Fuck that. I DEMAND an unboxing video.
Wait. No. No, no. I got carried away there.
Jesus Christ, where is the brain bleach?
Fuck that. I DEMAND an unboxing video.
Wait. No. No, no. I got carried away there.
Jesus Christ, where is the brain bleach?
No really... what is that top one for? I can IMAGINE lots of ways to use it... but they all seem far too complicated to execute in a sexy way.
Okay, indie Wii developers. $20 to the first person to figure out how to sneak something INTENDED for this peripheral onto virtual console. On your mark, get set...
ROFL. It was only a matter of time, but seeing this kind of hilarity come to fruition is always great for a good long laugh.
They do have quite a robotic look to them. They'd be ideal to be used in conjunction with Fallout: New Vegas.
So.. who wants to signup for the beta and score some free ones?
http://www.mojowijo.com/beta-test-program.html
http://www.mojowijo.com/beta-test-program.html
The top one looks like some sort of abortion device. I could be wrong since I'm a dude. Guess clothe hangers aren't hip anymore.
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