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Wii remote vibrating sex aids: It had to happen photo

With the volume of soccer moms who own a Wii, it kind of stands to reason that a range of dildo attachments would come sooner or later. What you're looking at is not an innocent attachment that merely looks like a sexual aid -- it is a sexual aid. 

"The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii remote control," explains manufacturer Mojowijo. "The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software.

"Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device - in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)."

The central gimmick here is that you get to control another person's vibrator as opposed to your own, which makes them masturbation devices for people who should just be having actual sex. Unless they're miles apart, in which case these things work over Skype. 

Now the real question is this ... who the hell would want one of these monstrosities up their chuff?

Mojowijo Lets Users Turn Their Wii Remotes Into Vibrators for Virtual Sex [SFWeekly]








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electrikmayhem's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:02
electrikmayhem
It's like co-op masturbation...except this time, everybody wins!
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:04
T3HM0RR0W
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thank you, Jim!!! You've just made my morning!!!
Changston's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:06
Changston
The company name sounds too much like the Powerpuff Girls monkey villain. I can't unsee his latest scheme to defeat them.
Ayb Sidewinda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:10
Ayb Sidewinda
Mojo Jojo
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:12
T3HM0RR0W
This could well be the draw for GF's/Spouses to finally get interested in their SO's hobby. Q: "Does your wife play video games with you?" A: "Sort of... It's complicated..."
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:14
Dv8thwonder
How am I gonna explian the red palm print on my forehead to my boss?
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:19
Tron
So when is destructoid going to give these away?
Ronbotic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:22
Ronbotic
Those look more like robot appendages to me...
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:23
jawshoeuh
...
ZRB's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:23
ZRB
That doesn't seem very safe. I mean, there isn't even a wii safety wrist strap.

That thing could go flying into your TV screen at any minute
kainsec's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:23
kainsec
Urge to destroy world rising
MmhmBeer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:24
MmhmBeer
This is another case of the suits thinking that the majority of gamers are lonely basement dwellers in need of some pleasure.
XxSteviexX's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:32
XxSteviexX
This is why I come to destructoid
Robosaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:34
Robosaurus
I'll order one straight away
NickCull's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:39
NickCull
Hm. Something that your child was holding is now being inserted into... *shivers. It'd be like my mom using my Thunder Cats sword! That's just f*cked up, man.
Treycup's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:46
Treycup
wtf is the one on top supposed to be used for?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:50
Super Drybones
It looks like the hand from Lost in Space.
Mithrot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:52
Mithrot
Atleast this gives other people a reason to use their Wii more often.
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:52
T3HM0RR0W
@ Super Drybones -- That is exactly how I just described it to a friend. Hilarious!!!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 08:55
Xzyliac
@Treycup
Oh to be young and innocent.
DefiantBadger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:08
DefiantBadger
Oh God, they're better not be another Jim Sterling unboxing video about this...
EmptySilence's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:11
EmptySilence
The claw has chosen me!
AtomicBanana's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:13
AtomicBanana
that just looks like a broken wiimote waiting to happen. Seriously, those little ports at the bottom? Don't think they were designed to have stuff attached to them that GO INTO OTHER PEOPLE.

I'd pay good money to be the paramedic that responded to that 911 call, though.
sprldr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:15
sprldr
Ban this sick filth.

And no, I am not joking. I really think this sick filth should be banned.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:16
KingSigy
I think this story is a bit old. I remember hearing about this before.
FinalDragoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:37
FinalDragoon
What I want to know is: where the hell can you buy gray Wiimotes?
Mr Zurkon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:49
Mr Zurkon
"Now the real question is this ... who the hell would want one of these monstrosities up their chuff?"

Some people put far worse things up their "chuff".
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 09:50
catsithx
@finaldragoon : Yeah I just noticed that. I never knew there were grey wii motes.
ShadeOfLight's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 10:27
ShadeOfLight
I may be getting too deeply into this (no pun intended), but why would this even need a Wiimote?
Couldn't it just be it own standalone...'device'?
Kaoslyon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 10:27
Kaoslyon
@Funktastic cookeh

Fuck that. I DEMAND an unboxing video.

Wait. No. No, no. I got carried away there.

Jesus Christ, where is the brain bleach?
StoRmErlantlin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 10:48
StoRmErlantlin
I googled Mojowijo and google asked me if i meant Mojo Jojo. haha!
buffaloAAA's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 10:51
buffaloAAA
No really... what is that top one for? I can IMAGINE lots of ways to use it... but they all seem far too complicated to execute in a sexy way.
father33's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 11:42
father33
O.O
father33's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 11:44
father33
@buffaloAAA
===C=D
Evk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 12:28
Evk
Do want.
Judas's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 12:43
Judas
ROFLMAO
fulldamage's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 12:47
fulldamage
Okay, indie Wii developers. $20 to the first person to figure out how to sneak something INTENDED for this peripheral onto virtual console. On your mark, get set...
Bolduk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 12:50
Bolduk
PRE-ORDERING NOW!!!!!!!!!
Cortes121's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:20
Cortes121
So... fleshlight wiimote accessory next?
arglactable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 13:49
arglactable
ROFL. It was only a matter of time, but seeing this kind of hilarity come to fruition is always great for a good long laugh.
AxelDemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:20
AxelDemon
inb4wiifleshlight
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:36
Johnny Justice
They do have quite a robotic look to them. They'd be ideal to be used in conjunction with Fallout: New Vegas.
Dirkins's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 14:46
Dirkins
I feel I should go home and take a rape shower after reading this
zeezeezee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:56
zeezeezee
seriously wat the fuck is the top 1 for?!
CarlCastello's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 15:58
CarlCastello
So.. who wants to signup for the beta and score some free ones?

http://www.mojowijo.com/beta-test-program.html
Charly Dunst's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 16:04
Charly Dunst
*facepalm*
Game Locks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 17:53
Game Locks
The top one looks like some sort of abortion device. I could be wrong since I'm a dude. Guess clothe hangers aren't hip anymore.
whateverthismeanstoyou's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 20:48
whateverthismeanstoyou
Does it come with an instruction and when does destructoid review these devices?
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 00:37
Tet
I imagine the top one is for people who always wondered what it would be like to get a handjob from ROB the robot.
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