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Back at E3 2006, I waited in the now infamous Wii Line of Death to play the new console for the first time. Somehow I was magically whisked out of line by a Nintendo rep (lucky me!) to the front entrance, and the first thing I saw was an early Wii Music. I was so moved by the very idea of a music game you control with your hands, and ever since then, I've been dying to hear more about Wii Music.

And then Nintendo's E3 2008 press conference happened. What was announced was nothing like I had hoped. Instead of conducting an orchestra, players now wave their arms about aimlessly, while noise that barely resembles music comes out of their TV speakers. 

Nintendo has been releasing new instrument videos for Wii Music ever since. Two of the most recent, the accordion and the dog, have me scratching my head. I cowered my head like a dog when Tiff told us about the "puppy" Wii Music instrument at E3. Seeing it in "official" action has me even more disappointed. I don't even know what to say.

The accordion video (after the jump) is even more painful -- mostly to the ears. I don't know what's going on here, but it's definitely not "music." The worst part is that she isn't even playing it like an accordion!

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el_chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 12:47
el_chack
Looks like so far the only sexy game coming for Wii is Pikmin 3 *sigh*
tarzanell's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 12:58
tarzanell
Holy fucking shit, this looks awful. I've been open to everything else they've done with the Wii, but this is too much.

What is wrong with Nintendo?
tarzanell's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 13:00
tarzanell
Also, is it me, or does it look like the accordion playing avatar is having an epileptic fit?
Mr B Natural's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 13:00
Mr B Natural
I love the accordion "ad." You can see the part when the cameraman has to remind the lady to smile.
The wii so far has been the biggest waste of money i've ever spent and I'd like to thank nintendo for making this christmas season yet another reminder of that. I won't be buying another home console by nintendo ever again that's for sure.
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 13:05
gotdurnrite
Yes this does look awful, but I'm sure Nintendo could give a shit what we think.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 13:13
Brian Szabelski
"Looks like so far the only sexy game coming for Wii is Pikmin 3 *sigh*"

*coughcough*

*coughcough*
E Assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 13:31
E Assassin
I really hope this doesn't catch with the mainstream media. Jesus I can only imagine the horrendous stories attached to this filth.
DR EGG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 16:57
DR EGG
Hmm...somehow I thought that she'd have to squeeze the nunchuck and WiiMote together with both hands like a real accordion. Guess that'd be a little too complicated for a music system that only requires you to waggle your hands to make a woof-woof symphony.
Infinite Obscurity's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:10
Infinite Obscurity
Oh my fucking god. Why, Nintendo why?! I even thought WiiFit was a pretty interesting idea, but this is just utter crap. It makes me so sad every time I see this game. At the least, I hope it fails somewhat and gets torn apart by critics so that maybe Nintendo will stop this bullshit.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:30
Burnt Meatloaf
You don't play it, you experience it.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 17:32
Darren Nakamura
New Nintendo makes me sad.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 19:00
braulio09
god fucking dammit, videos keep messing up on IE. before i clicked on the jump, first vid had "NO URL ATTACHED" and now the first works and the last doesnt.
BigKev's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 21:18
BigKev
Yeah, Wii Sports and Wii Fit are both great, but this?? This is just too much. Dear God.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 04:20
nintendoll
I was thinking that maybe this game wouldn't be too bad, but I heard nothing that resembled any sort of music in either of those videos.

I can just play Donkey Konga with the sound effects changed to dogs if I want amusing musical puppies.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/10/2008 23:23
GohanGVO
Miyamoto was later quoted as saying, "bark bark, bitches."
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