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Wii MotionPlus instructional video assumes you're a moron photo

Unquestionably, setting up Nintendo’s Wii MotionPlus peripheral is the easiest part of owning a Wii. It’s a very small dongle with a very obvious output that fits quite nicely onto the bottom of the Wii Remote, home to a very obvious input. If you’ve made it up to this point -- connecting your composite/component cables to your television, threading the Sensor Bar’s wire behind your entertainment center, and syncing the Wii Remote to your console -- this is the least of your worries.

But Nintendo wants to make sure you don’t run into any problems, and has created one of the most mind-numbing, almost-insulting hardware setup tutorials you’re likely ever to see. Found on the disc for Electronic Arts’ Grand Slam Tennis (and presumably, other Wii MotionPlus-compatible games to follow), the three-minute video will walk you through the setup step-by-step. It’ll then show you how to take it off, and will even instruct you to use your fingers to pull back a small tab to insert the Nunchuk. You know, in case you were reaching for a pocket knife, flathead screwdriver, or phone to call Nintendo customer support.

What’s worse, when you watch this atrocity for the first time, there’s no way to exit out of it -- none of the Wii Remote’s buttons (including the “home” button) will function. You simply must view it through to the end. When I made the mistake of watching it in the hopes that it would show me how the peripheral works with Grand Slam Tennis, I was forced to sit through all three excruciating minutes.

So consider this a warning: Don’t click on the “Wii MotionPlus Instructional Video” unless you find everything about life confusing. If that’s the case, check out the video I captured of the tutorial after the jump; you might want to take notes.


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flaming burrito's Avatar
flaming burrito at 06/18/2009 08:28
Question: Is the MotionPlus permanently attached to the condom?
Nick Chester's Avatar
Nick Chester at 06/18/2009 08:31
@flaming burrito:

No, you can remove it easily.
Dale North's Avatar
Dale North at 06/18/2009 08:34
I never would have figured it out without this vid
Tino's Avatar
Tino at 06/18/2009 08:48
I uh. Right.
Jon B's Avatar
Jon B at 06/18/2009 08:52
Dear god, that looks like a sex-ed vid. I feel like a pervert for having watched it.
zapnut's Avatar
zapnut at 06/18/2009 08:58
It has the feel of an airplane safety video.
KoKoO Psy's Avatar
KoKoO Psy at 06/18/2009 09:02
I so couldn't get the idea of Human sex organs out of my mind during that video.
Like Jon B, I feel dirty.
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Infinitys End at 06/18/2009 09:04
This is totally a Japanese thing. They're always big on instructional videos. Yeah it's annoying but when you're dealing with the general public, you gotta make videos like this. I know I'm sure as hell not going to put the condom on my Wiimotes mainly because I use a recharging stand.

It's time consuming and a hassle though for someone who uses normal batteries. You gotta take the condom on and off and on and off again. Hopefully they'll fix this issue in the next iteration.
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FatherChesz at 06/18/2009 09:04
See, this is what happens when you have geniuses feeding credit cards into the Wii. God only knows what kind of application a less-informed being might find for the motion-plus.
WhiteX's Avatar
WhiteX at 06/18/2009 09:27
I got horny just looking at the picture.
Kraid's Avatar
Kraid at 06/18/2009 09:47
Thank you Nintendo! That video was very arousing.
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 06/18/2009 09:48
*FAP*
Turbofail's Avatar
Turbofail at 06/18/2009 09:49
Wait, they never told me how to take the wrist strap OFF when removing the jacket! How do I do it?! This is so confusing!!
WhiteX's Avatar
WhiteX at 06/18/2009 09:54
watched the video, online petition to know whos that woman commencing in 3...2...1...forget it, iŽll just go watch it again.
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laika one at 06/18/2009 09:58
dude, that vid was HOT! I feel dirty now though :/
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar
GoldenGamerXero at 06/18/2009 10:24
I have a Wii therefore I am DUH! stupid! Silly nintendo you've spent so long with the casual gamers you've forgotten how to not be retarded.
Caster Tr0y 357's Avatar
Caster Tr0y 357 at 06/18/2009 10:40
wow.. i do feel a little bit dumber now for watching that video
dangerman's Avatar
dangerman at 06/18/2009 10:47
Phew, so it's a good thing that whenever I tried to atch it in both Grand Slam Tennis, and Tiger Woods my Wii just reset.
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Snacks n Candy at 06/18/2009 11:27
The combination of the British accent, the blank background, the music, and the instructions reminds me of Look Around You.
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Dexter345 at 06/18/2009 11:48
I feel like a victim of brain damage after watching that video.
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Tron at 06/18/2009 12:15
I can't believe that they think that wii owners are so stupid that they need to include this instructional video. I mean,yeah,there was that one idiot who shoved a credit card into the wii but c'mon that was just an isolated Incident.
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-PL- at 06/18/2009 12:33
do they have instructions on how to make pop tarts? those have always been a mystery to me.
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pedrovay2003 at 06/18/2009 13:26
The first thing I did was rip the unit out of that damn glove. I hate that thing so much. You put it on the carpet and when you pick it up again, it looks like you rolled it around in cat hair.
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Analoge at 06/18/2009 13:36
Upon "Disconnecting" I fell out of my chair. Thanks, Dale.
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ikiryou at 06/18/2009 13:59
This video is very, very necessary, since not everyone who buys a Wii is tech savvy, as evidenced by The Famous Credit Card Lady. Eventually, some new Wii owner will be exercising their right to overwaggle and put their or someone else's eye out with the Wiimote. This, I assure you.
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thunderleg at 06/18/2009 17:11
This doesn't surprise me. The stupidity of the general population can never be underestimated.

At work they have notes posted on light switches and on doors. That's right. People can't figure them out.
Woogity's Avatar
Woogity at 06/18/2009 17:21
It doesn't tell us how to disconnect the nunchuck! How will we ever be able to do that now?
Arch649's Avatar
Arch649 at 06/20/2009 20:11
You all realize that these videos are there for legal reasons right? It's to prevent liability in case some kid fucks up his hand or the Wiimote etc. No one can sue them for it.
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