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Wii have an accidental wifebeater

5:37 PM on 12.11.2006, Niero 28 comments

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Nevermind broken windows and TV's, take a look at this latest Wii injury! Her name is Liz, and her boyfriend sent in the gory details to WiiHaveAProblem:

The day our Wii arrived also happened to be when my work was holding our Christmas party. Not being one to forego free booze, off I went leaving the girlie to play to her hearts content.

After guzzling a copious amount of 'wife beater' (Stella Artois) - I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda 'Boss'. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.

Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!

I truly thought I'd blinded her and was almost about to call an abulance but then her pain died down. You can see the results of the accident in the attached photo...

I'm lucky that Liz is a good sport, but it did cost me, Liz has first dibs on the Wii... a small price to pay - I guess :( -Jim

What a cool chick. Had she been raised in Miami, the second part of the story would be about the surgical removal of the Wiimote from Jim's ass. You know you've got a great woman when she can smile for a photo after being knocked in the face with some cold hard Nintendo plastic. She's a keeper.


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World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 12/11/2006 17:59
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Jecrell's Avatar
Jecrell at 12/11/2006 17:59
... possibly a made up story to hide domestic violence.
Nonetheless -- interesting...
... using the Wii to hurt people...

... yes...
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 12/11/2006 18:10
Jesus {pottymouth}. This is getting ridiculous, how many stupid {pottymouth} idiots are there in this world? ITS NOT THAT HARD TO USE THE {POTTYMOUTHING} WII REMOTE. JESUS {Pottymouthen) CHRIST. end rant. But in all honesty, anybody who manages to hit somebody in the face, break a TV, or put a hole in a wall should never be allowed to play the Wii ever again.
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NameOf_A_VGChar at 12/11/2006 18:13
RTFM! Gentle movements! GENTLE!
LxLegend's Avatar
LxLegend at 12/11/2006 18:16
Nameless I think your judgment is a bit harsh. I've heard of many people telling stories how their tv was saved by the strap of the Wiimote.

Now if that strap broke would they be a Wiitard?
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Namelessted at 12/11/2006 18:25
I just don't understand. First off, you should not be swinging the Wii Remote around that hard in the first place. I can understand getting excited and getting into the game but full force swinging motions are ridiculous. Secondly, why the {Pottymouth} are they letting go of the remote? If these people were actually playing baseball or tennis or whatever would they just let go of the bat?
Chris Taran's Avatar
Chris Taran at 12/11/2006 18:27
Thats a beauty!
Pedro Blandino's Avatar
Pedro Blandino at 12/11/2006 18:27
I still say that looks Photoshoped.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 12/11/2006 18:31
RTFA, the guy didn't let go of the Wii controller, he simply clocked her upside the face with it.

Regardless, that's a more creative excuse than "she fell down the stairs."
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 12/11/2006 19:31
Seriously - I've played the wii far past being able to go out in public and I have yet to hit somehbody or let go of the remote, I did fall down though
jkgohan's Avatar
jkgohan at 12/11/2006 20:25
OMG OWNED!
teksuo's Avatar
teksuo at 12/11/2006 20:37
All I have to say is: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! Her eye got FUCKED!
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 12/12/2006 01:07
When you Wii alone, you Wii with Hitler.

boxhound's Avatar
boxhound at 12/12/2006 01:21
Some people shouldn't even own nice things if they don't know how to use them properly. Serves them right.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 12/12/2006 02:37
Wow when I swordfight in Zelda I barely twitch my wrist.
Rhyannon's Avatar
Rhyannon at 12/14/2006 21:52
She looks way too happy... that's kinda creepy.
combuilder's Avatar
combuilder at 12/17/2006 02:06
she effing deserved it
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lostalaska at 07/02/2007 18:40
I'm sure she explained to the doctor what happened and he probably suggested the switch to NURF wiimotes, at which point the boyfriend suggested that she might need NURF stairs as well.
Brok3n_Gun's Avatar
Brok3n_Gun at 07/02/2007 20:40
Holy sh*t, what a looser.... How could he not beat that boss?
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CibiChainsaw at 11/25/2007 03:46
shit... that cant be ya only brok3n gun... havent you read http://www.destructoid.com/gaming-under-the-influence-top-10-drunk-multiplayer-games-32532.phtmlor even gone out for a few (thousand)bears then came home and wanted to "shake the leprechauns out of the wiimote to pretect you from the evil things on your TV". I am 12 and i have already...

EVERYONE IS CRAP WHEN THEY R DRUNK!!!!!!
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