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Wii have an accidental wifebeater

5:37 PM on 12.11.2006   |   Niero


Nevermind broken windows and TV's, take a look at this latest Wii injury! Her name is Liz, and her boyfriend sent in the gory details to WiiHaveAProblem:

The day our Wii arrived also happened to be when my work was holding our Christmas party. Not being one to forego free booze, off I went leaving the girlie to play to her hearts content.

After guzzling a copious amount of 'wife beater' (Stella Artois) - I returned home to find the girlie in mid battle with a Zelda 'Boss'. In my inebriated state, it was instinctual to become her knight in shining armour. I proceeded to take the controllers off her and fight the beast myself.

Unfortunately, my courage was far greater then my skill. Having taken a good kicking, Liz then tried to intervene with disastrous results. She approached me from the side, appearing from my blind spot, whilst I was performing a slashing movement. I hit her with full force right in her eye!

I truly thought I'd blinded her and was almost about to call an abulance but then her pain died down. You can see the results of the accident in the attached photo...

I'm lucky that Liz is a good sport, but it did cost me, Liz has first dibs on the Wii... a small price to pay - I guess :( -Jim

What a cool chick. Had she been raised in Miami, the second part of the story would be about the surgical removal of the Wiimote from Jim's ass. You know you've got a great woman when she can smile for a photo after being knocked in the face with some cold hard Nintendo plastic. She's a keeper.

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solidsnake360's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 17:54
solidsnake360
that looks nasty, jeez.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 17:57
Vigor
what a dumbass she deserves it... Shes ugly and god hates her i guess
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 17:59
World Famous
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 17:59
Jecrell
... possibly a made up story to hide domestic violence.
Nonetheless -- interesting...
... using the Wii to hurt people...

... yes...
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 18:10
Namelessted
Jesus {pottymouth}. This is getting ridiculous, how many stupid {pottymouth} idiots are there in this world? ITS NOT THAT HARD TO USE THE {POTTYMOUTHING} WII REMOTE. JESUS {Pottymouthen) CHRIST. end rant. But in all honesty, anybody who manages to hit somebody in the face, break a TV, or put a hole in a wall should never be allowed to play the Wii ever again.
NameOf_A_VGChar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 18:13
NameOf_A_VGChar
RTFM! Gentle movements! GENTLE!
LxLegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 18:16
LxLegend
Nameless I think your judgment is a bit harsh. I've heard of many people telling stories how their tv was saved by the strap of the Wiimote.

Now if that strap broke would they be a Wiitard?
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 18:25
Namelessted
I just don't understand. First off, you should not be swinging the Wii Remote around that hard in the first place. I can understand getting excited and getting into the game but full force swinging motions are ridiculous. Secondly, why the {Pottymouth} are they letting go of the remote? If these people were actually playing baseball or tennis or whatever would they just let go of the bat?
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 18:27
Chris Taran
Thats a beauty!
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 18:27
Pedro Blandino
I still say that looks Photoshoped.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 18:31
Aaron Mxy Yost
RTFA, the guy didn't let go of the Wii controller, he simply clocked her upside the face with it.

Regardless, that's a more creative excuse than "she fell down the stairs."
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 19:31
Daniel Husky Lingen
Seriously - I've played the wii far past being able to go out in public and I have yet to hit somehbody or let go of the remote, I did fall down though
jkgohan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 20:25
jkgohan
OMG OWNED!
teksuo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2006 20:37
teksuo
All I have to say is: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! Her eye got FUCKED!
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 01:07
Lezbro
When you Wii alone, you Wii with Hitler.

boxhound's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 01:21
boxhound
Some people shouldn't even own nice things if they don't know how to use them properly. Serves them right.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2006 02:37
Holyetheline
Wow when I swordfight in Zelda I barely twitch my wrist.
Rhyannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/14/2006 21:52
Rhyannon
She looks way too happy... that's kinda creepy.
combuilder's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2006 02:06
combuilder
she effing deserved it
lostalaska's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 18:40
lostalaska
I'm sure she explained to the doctor what happened and he probably suggested the switch to NURF wiimotes, at which point the boyfriend suggested that she might need NURF stairs as well.
Brok3n_Gun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2007 20:40
Brok3n_Gun
Holy sh*t, what a looser.... How could he not beat that boss?
CibiChainsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 03:46
CibiChainsaw
shit... that cant be ya only brok3n gun... havent you read http://www.destructoid.com/gaming-under-the-influence-top-10-drunk-multiplayer-games-32532.phtmlor even gone out for a few (thousand)bears then came home and wanted to "shake the leprechauns out of the wiimote to pretect you from the evil things on your TV". I am 12 and i have already...

EVERYONE IS CRAP WHEN THEY R DRUNK!!!!!!
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