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Wii hard drive image is fake, good idea still doesn't exist photo

This morning after I was finished making my coffee, I turned on my computer to find out that the Internet exploded in a flurry of Nintendo speculation. The image above was being circulated as Nintendo’s solution to all of our Wii storage woes, or in other words, a hard drive. Unfortunately, CVG has recently confirmed with Nintendo that the device is indeed as silly as it looks:

"We have not announced or revealed any hard drive." Any hard drive related report is pure "rumour and speculation."

I did some research on the Internet today and I found out that hard drives have the propensity to store all kinds of data. These futuristic devices can store documents, MP3s, game saves, pictures, and even downloaded games. I then went on Wikipedia and found out that my Xbox 360 has one, so I promptly went back to GameStop and sold my six memory cards.

If this device for the Wii was real, that would mean I would also have to sell back all of these SD cards sitting around in my house. Thank goodness the image was proven false. I would hate to have an option for storage that made sense.








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Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 09:55
Holyetheline
That hard drive looks really bad. They need something sleek... if they ever choose to make one... and I really hope they do.
Sueng's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 09:59
Sueng
that looks like an alarm clock fell on top of an air conditioner.
none's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:04
none
Why would they even bother with hardware? (other than gobs and gobs of cash) Just give me a system update already so I can plug something in.
Irvine_frost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:06
Irvine_frost
looks like a cheap chinese heat radiator
groebo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:14
groebo
i fail to see why you would need anything more than a jump drive... why the hell would you want this ugly crap or any external hdd sitting beside my pretty white box...

with jump drives at 16-32gig and the wii games not being the most graphically enhanced games of the century, I dont see the need for anything larger that takes yet another power plug...
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:24
Excel-2011
I don't get it.
Midknight's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:30
Midknight
Wow. Yawnsome. Casual peeps don't need the big storages! FACT!
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:34
Timmeh
People were actually taken in by something that had that picture attached to it?
Leathersoup's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:35
Leathersoup
This probably wouldn't have made headlines if whoever first posted the picture knew the metric system. I mean, those dimensions, translated into inches are around 10.8" x 6.7" x 15.9". They just don't make hard drives that big anymore :P
Debeo Laurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:37
Debeo Laurus
Looks kinda from the early 90's late 80's.
WutDaHeckMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:41
WutDaHeckMan
I'd rather have 50 SD cards duct taped together and a usb cord gorilla glued to it than that fake POS.
Funkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:45
Funkiller
Sweet! I've always wanted a hard drive that should have been internal AND looks like a baby monitor!
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 10:58
mikeyed
Ever since the WiiMotion Plus was announced, I thought they should just duck taped a hard drive on the back of it.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 11:37
Chicken008
Who would believe that? It looks nothing like the Wii, to many holes, buttons and too much blue.
d e v i l e's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 11:39
d e v i l e
Yeah, the dimensions on that are hysterical, especially considering the dimensions of the Wii itself are something on the order of 13cm x 20cm x 6cm.

If that were really the Wii hard disc, I'd have to wonder whether this would be considered 'peripheral' or the Wii itself.
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 11:45
kevkevblazini
that looks like one of those cheap mini-fridges...the ones that hold like one sixpack of dranks and a sammich. A Shasta and Balogna sammich cooling off next to my copy of SPOGS Racing and Pong Toss....We IS in da frooture, people.
Conan-san's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 12:36
Conan-san
fuckin' casuals.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 13:19
dephect
It looks like a cheap ass heater...
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2008 15:00
mr spooky
That looks like an AC from japan. I have seen wii hard drive earlier looking like a modem instead.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 04:57
Burnt Meatloaf
Needs more status LEDs.
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