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Wii Fit MURDERS innocent man

8:00 AM on 03.30.2009   |   Jim Sterling

Wii Fit MURDERS innocent man photo

The Telegraph, Britain's most passive-aggressive newspaper, is today reporting that a 25-year-old man has died playing Wii Fit, proving that "casual games" are a bad idea. Tim Eves, who has been described before the incident as "healthy," was enjoying a simulated jog when he "slumped" to the floor.

Girlfriend Emma Tuck and friend Lewis Hickon called an ambulance, but attempts to revive him failed. He was declared dead on arrival to hospital. Sudden Adult Death Syndrome has been named as a possible cause.

"We spoke to him on the phone when he was playing on the Wii machine," explains mother June Eves. "He told us he had just ordered himself a kebab and was sitting there with a glass of port."

This is a mysterious case indeed. Most people die after eating a kebab, not before.








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JerinsFury's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:05
JerinsFury
*looks over at Wii Fit* Uhhh...

Sudden Adult Death Syndrome? I did not think that was a real medical problem.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:07
Alasdair Duncan
"A kebab and a glass of port"?

So his death couldn't be attributed to his healthy diet then?
koehler83's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:11
koehler83
Oh shit Jim.. you gotta be more careful. That headline nearly covered my monitor with coffee.

Gotta get back on the horse: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=10973
robwho2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:15
robwho2
@JerinsFury. Yes, apparently. A friend of mine died of it. From what I've picked up it's just what they call it when they don't really know what killed him but don't want to admit it.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:16
Sexualchocolate
SAD (Sudden Adult Death) killed my cousin a few months back, 21, died in bed asleep. She was hardly really an "adult!".

I figure it's just one of those things. They'll find something to blame it on, but people drop dead, that's what happens.

Funny that the Wii is kind of blamed, luckily i'm too lazy for WiiFit, really want a kebab now though....
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:16
lastSKYsamurai
25. Heck. What's a guy at his age drinking port for?
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:17
Strandli
Wow, a man died at the same time he stood on top of a plastic board with a Nintendo-logo on it. I don't think I can go near such a plastic piece again!
Thanks for the warning!

I read that he just talked to his mother on the telephone, maybe we could blame the parents?
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:18
Endstiem
Holy shit on a stick.

I fucking love kebabs.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:20
MrSadistic
Pretty sure the Wii Fit murdered him because of jealously over the relationship between the man and his girlfriend.

What's worse is that the Wii Fit will probably get off with a slap on the wrist. Such as shame.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:20
garison
dem videogames
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:21
zombiekiller13
Here I thought Jim was making a joke. S.A.D.S? C'mon.

But, sure enough, there it is in the article: "The family have been told he could have been killed by Sudden Adult Death Syndrome."

Seriously?

Whaddya know...it's basically sudden cardiac arrest that occurs in young people.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:23
Discarded Couch Sandwich
I don't think anyone has been "blamed" for this incident yet. Its just quite a tragic case happening at an unfortunate time.

Then again, that line can be applied to any game related death, without the media's need to hold back..
dgschrei's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:25
dgschrei
Sudden Adult Death Syndrome = "We're too lazy for an autopsy."
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:25
UglyDuck
I called this about 6 - 8 months ago, but I was off on the cause. I thought it would be a heart attack or something similar. Even then, it took it's time to happen. I was thinking it would be a matter of weeks.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:40
Maurice Tan
This makes me SAD.

Actually he was probably just attacked by a ghost and they attribute those things to unexplanable death syndromes all the time :P
Rational Animal's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:44
Rational Animal
@dgschrei:

I have to agree with you. I'd be willing to bet there is an undiscovered cause underlying the death. Perhaps some undiagnosed and/or preexisting condition.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 08:46
Excel-2011
Jim Fixx is rolling in his proverbial grave right now, I bet.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:04
Monodi
ohh... hey Nintendo looks like these games coul lead you into a lawsuit, yep, guess you shouldn't even bother on keep making them to avoid legal issues just like in EarthBound.
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:06
CALkulon
Armchair doctors, ASSEEEMMBBBBLLLLEEE!
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:17
razerangel
BAN THIS SICK FILTH. Oh its not the daily mail, oh well.

It's sad to hear a man lost his life at such a young age, and I wish his family the best in this dark time, but seriously do we have to blame absolutely everything on videogames even after he has been delcared dead due to a well known cause?

Stupid journalists
cartman08's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:21
cartman08
BAN it, the wee fit kills I tells ya

LOL and LOL
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:28
TheToiletDuck
""He told us he had just ordered himself a kebab, was sitting there with a glass of port and adjusting his monocle"

fixed :)
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:31
ParaParaKing
I will never go jogging again!
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:47
Chicken008
PAWNCH!
BlackFreefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 09:56
BlackFreefall
Stop the press. Stop the press. This is going to be a major news indeed. Another reason why videogame is bad for you.

-_-
comtruise's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 10:26
comtruise
Let this be a lesson to Nintendo. When you keep making pointless casual crap, people will die!!!
Luke Barnard's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 10:33
Luke Barnard
maybe he had aids.....
Ansatsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 10:45
Ansatsu
He probably died from boredom.
Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 10:57
Stahlbrand
Thank christ.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 10:58
aaronf
God probably killed this guy for jerking off too much.
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 11:06
kepler
I know I shouldn't laugh, but I couldn't help it when the phrase "He told us he had just ordered himself a kebab and was sitting there with a glass of port." slipped itself into the conversation.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 11:27
Chronic Logic
So sad, he didn't even get to eat the kebab! This man was a sick man and therefore needed to be put down, it just so happen fate decided to juse the Wii Fit machine to do it's dirty deed.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 11:31
de BLOO
Sudden Adult Death Syndrome = this bitch has no insurance
junglistgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 11:32
junglistgamer
*finishes off his cheese & onion pie and lights a cigarette*
I aint taking no risks with this healthy living bullshit.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 11:37
Holyetheline
How random.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 11:40
John Johnson
"He told us he had just ordered himself a kebab and was sitting there with a glass of port."

I'm pretty sad this guy is dead, I'd like to shake his hand for having such impeccable tastes. Although, on the other hand, he did own a Wii, and was using for something other than virtual console...
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 12:29
John B
I saw this article this morning and didn't bother submitting it to Dtoid. I knew Jim would pounce on that without anyone having to tell him. So, a previously undiagnosed condition fatally makes itself known during a Wii Fit session, so Wii Fit is the cause, eh, Telegraph? If he was bonking his girlfriend at the time, I guess she should be guilty of murder.

Oh, and *yawn* at all of the lame attempts by certain individuals to use this as yet an other excuse to bash the Wii. They have nothing better to do on a Monday, apparently.
Timstuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 12:55
Timstuff
I thought this was a joke at first. You can seriously drop dead for no reason, at any time!? That's terrifying!
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 12:56
CALkulon
@John B:

If you'd read the article you would see that not once do the Telegraph say he died because of the Wii.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 13:45
Drach
"Sudden Adult Death Syndrome = "We're too lazy for an autopsy." "

Or "We don't know what the fuck killed him, but he's dead."
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 14:01
bluexy
Was probably trying to do cock pushups on the Wii Fit. That can kill a man that isn't properly prepared!
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 14:51
ikiryou
So I hear the kebab and port industries are suing Nintendo for killing their top customer...
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 14:53
Spartacus
This wouldn't even be a story anywhere if he had died walking his dog, or even playing something like Metroid Prime 3 on the Wii. Goddammit.
Kyotefox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 20:51
Kyotefox
Its about time the Wii had a Killer app
yzzlthtz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2009 14:55
yzzlthtz
that's why i own a ps3. i'd rather go out playing god of war 3.
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