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Wii finally finds ideal target demographic

10:40 PM on 03.27.2007, Tiff 24 comments

     Girls of Gaming
CTZ slipped this into his Weekend Destructainment, but this kid still has me laughing. I would like to think that at the tender age of twenty-something I have got it going on for myself. I am old enough to reap the benefits of open bar gaming events, just about ready to churn out an academic degree in awesome, and I have finally (yes, finally) managed to collect over the one-hundred mark of MySpace friends. That is correct, both Betsy and Aaron have free iPods waiting just for me, suckers.

Despite what I may attempt to accomplish before my bones begin to crackle and I start to reel in vernal, unsuspecting gaming girls to act as part of my devoted harem, the younger generations never fail to remind me how very little I've managed to achieve in a mere two decades.

Such is this 22-month old tyke who demonstrates with gusto and tenacity the fine art of swaying a Wiimote around at the right time to effectively play Wii Tennis. While the scenario of kid aged x-years-old beating x Wii game isn't a new one, this baby manages to tug at our 'aww' strings a smidge more with his cutting-edge jumping-bean technique and next-gen Maddox-kid ambiance.

In conclusion, Asian babies are probably better than you at a lot of things. So get used to it.


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joepekula's Avatar
joepekula at 03/27/2007 22:47
It was in weekend destructainment or whatever
Tiff's Avatar
Tiff at 03/27/2007 22:48
Ah. Yes. Well...CTZ sends me his blessings on my re-post. Hurrah!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 03/27/2007 22:56
Yes, I have blessed Marley ... blessed her alright ... blessed her all over her ... ummmm ... HEY LOOK OVER THERE!!!
/runs away
Dyson's Avatar
Dyson at 03/27/2007 23:16
Ninja's!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 03/27/2007 23:29
That kid deserves ice cream.
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fedaykin_warrior at 03/27/2007 23:51
I think I laughed more than the kid.
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DinnertimeNinja at 03/28/2007 00:07
I haven't seen any references to Monkey Island in FOREVER.

Based solely on your Icon and Nex's old Star-guy icon from Twinkle Star Sprites, NO ONE CAN DISPUTE THE AWESOMENESS OF D-TOID!!
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bleep at 03/28/2007 01:02
Who that kid is sure good at math....
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Topher Cantler at 03/28/2007 01:25
World's greatest Marley ^__^
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Lord_Satorious at 03/28/2007 02:20
My five year old nephew is the Wii Sports master. He can bowl strikes all day long. I don't know how he does it. Maybe it's because his arms are shorter, so his remote swinging arcs tighter than mine, and the remote senses it's going faster. Or something. He still can't play Zelda worth a damn, but he's got Wii Sports down.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 03/28/2007 08:52
That's cute. The kid even grunts with an Asian accent.
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deanhatescoffee at 03/28/2007 09:13
I think he may have been saying "Game Over" at the end. Awesome.
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Kryptinite at 03/28/2007 09:46
That kid is a badass.
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kielejocain at 03/28/2007 09:51
What a loser. Kid didn't get a single point. I could smoke him.

UNIMPRESSED!
C_h_a_n's Avatar
C_h_a_n at 03/28/2007 12:35
Get ready for ninja tennis!
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Ashdate at 03/28/2007 13:07
I don't think he's using the strap!

- Eddie
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Tiff at 03/28/2007 13:47
Is it just me, or does he also say 'Chu!' from time to time as well?
ScarCeLLe13's Avatar
ScarCeLLe13 at 03/28/2007 16:36
asian kids start early...

So thats why asians are good at gameing
Quix's Avatar
Quix at 03/28/2007 17:30
This video tells all: Wii will own this console generation.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 06/11/2007 19:47
CHOWMANDER!
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