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Set to be shown off this month at Tokyo Game Show 2010 is massage game Love Press++, an indie project by Shirai Labs that uses massage recognition to simulate the "physical communication of lovers." Sounds hot, doesn't it? If massaging your Wii Balance Board is hot, then this is on f*cking fire, as that's what you do with your board and included silicon sleeve. Yes, you heard correctly.

The game, which is to be shown off at TGS' Sense of Wonder Night, lets you choose a virtual partner, picking from various shapes and ages. Despite how all of this sounds, the game is not intended to be sexual in nature.

Right. I'm at half mast just looking at the above concept image.

Tinycartridge says that the game will give off audio cues like "Stop! Where are you touching?"

I hope the silicon sleeve is flesh colored.

You've got to check out the announce page for the image of the guy mounting the Balance Board. We'll be giving this game the full rubdown at TGS later this month.








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Mithrot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 19:33
Mithrot
*Experience may vary
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 19:51
Handy
Finally, a game that shows me how to scrape the Wii Balance Board off the severed torso of my lover!
Gaidenrider's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 19:56
Gaidenrider
Wii Fap, the new game where you literally "jerk and waggle" your controller around. You may also insert it into a silicon cover that protects your controller. Add ons? You can use the Wii Fapper to precisely "shoot" your "juice" into any target desired.
Chardan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 19:58
Chardan
For Fuck Sake....As long as no one marries it.
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 20:04
Pacopaco
I'm putting mine inside my dakimakura.
Gol-D-Roger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 20:14
Gol-D-Roger
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(snort)HAHAHA!
Oh japan, you're so funny.
0mfg shamp00z's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 20:36
0mfg shamp00z
Where did her legs go? O.o
Dv8thwonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 20:40
Dv8thwonder
You see there. Japan is just as creatively inept as the rest of the world.
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 20:52
Pacopaco
@0mfg shamp00z
They're unlockable.
0mfg shamp00z's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 21:05
0mfg shamp00z
@Pacopaco :D
Gaidenrider's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 21:24
Gaidenrider
(insert obligatory soviet russian joke he...

Fuck it I'll do it myself. In soviet russia, japan damns YOU :D!
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 21:54
EdgyDude
Meh, this game totally kills immersion when you realize she's never turning around to continue with the next part of the "massage"
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 21:54
Los255
WORDS. They fail me.

Also, Japan.
Noir's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 21:59
Noir
Sexy shit right here, love ya Japan.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2010 23:43
TheDirtyHobo
I have never understood the Japanese's fascination with putting plus signs at the end of a game's name.
MigueTK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 02:40
MigueTK
full mast! nyuck nyuck nyuck lulz
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 06:25
eskimo bob
I love technology.
goggyturk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 08:00
goggyturk
Masturbation 2.0.

Or is that 1.5?
XxSteviexX's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2010 08:24
XxSteviexX
@Chardan

I can't guarantee that, Sir
Thane Vickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2010 10:39
Thane Vickers
Hopefully you can tape a wii motion plus to your dong and pretend rape that bitch.

I may have just went too far.
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