The latest render for upcoming license-'em-up Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe reveals Kitana ... and maybe reveals a little too much of Kitana, if women with huge bulbous protrusions from their crotch regions aren't your cup of tea. My love of women with ... shall we say ... "groinal gifts" is known to all and sundry, but even I'm a little intimidated by Kitana's considerable "bump mapping."
Kitana's bollock curtains seem to be a sign of a new trend. We already have to deal with a far more mannish Chun Li in Street Fighter IV, but if Kitana having a c*nt you can rest your beer on is any indication, one can only expect to see further instances of gynecockogy in the future. Who will be the next victim of penile panty lining? I shudder to think.
We can only hope it's a lump of kryptonite that she's stashed in her leotard in order to take down Superman, which might finally reveal the reason why the MK and DC characters are able to fight each other. I think a tasteful cutscene of Sub-Zero and Shao Khan forcing green rocks down their slacks (before kissing) would be an adequate way to ground this game in reality and make everybody happy, don't you?
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6:01 PM on 08.05.2008
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Hope she still has her kiss of death...;P
"groinal gifts" is probably the best word c-c-combo that I have ever heard!
bring it on. I hope she at least uses it in a fatality
check it out
No. No, I will not check it out.
Ever.
Yeah...
pretty stupid statement there.
AW shit dude. why start, seriously. Just say you hate him and be done with it for now.
Jesus.
I really hoped he'd have let go and moved on by now, but he continues to harass me in the vain hope that we can rekindle what we once had.
Hells 666 ... Simon. Simon, part of me still loves you, but I realize that the part of me which loved you most only loved the man I thought you were, not the man you actually are. One day you're going to make some guy very happy, but you always knew I wanted some independence. I can't deal with a man who phones me if I'm twenty minutes late, demanding to know where I've been. I was renting So I Married An Axe Murderer from the rental store, you KNEW where I was. Having to deny allegations of cheating while in the comedy section of Blockbusters with a copy of The Naked Gun 2 & 1/2 in my hand was not a good way to end a relationship, and you know it.
Move on Simon. For your own sake.
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Hate to do it, but I can't stand that shit.
...but then again, I always say Chun Li can "yap" on me anytime she wants and I have bouncing boobs for an avatar... so who am I to talk...
On a side note, this artical HAS to have the most "a.k.a."'s for vagin that I've ever read in my life. As usual Jim, good show.
Hells was finally banned? I've been pretty miserable lately. That just brightened my day. :)
Kitana's bulge is the only way she can compete with Superman:
also, lol b&
maybe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis ?
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ontopic: that image is gross :-(