Do you have a little money to burn but not enough to compete with Madison Avenue asswads who will drop 2 grand for a PS3? Don't be foolish -- instead, you can leverage the power of capitalism and hire some enduring bastard to camp a store for you! PSPPlayer1001 sent in this laughable Craiglist ad by a true American entrepreneur. Whether he intends on keeping it or figures he could get a few kids to do this and still earn a killing on Ebay is unseen. Nevertheless, it's enough cash to earn yourself a free Wii for a sleepless night of standing with a bunch of people who want you to die and get out of their way. If you care to respond to this man's ad, let him know Destructoid sent you, and to loosen up on the caps lock rage.
SONY PS3 PLAYSTATION 3 CAMPER WANTED PAID IN CASH - $200
Reply to: sale-229967410@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-03, 10:38PM PST
IF SOMEONE IS WILLING TO CAMP OUT FOR ME IN FRONT OF A STORE IN ORDER FOR ME TO BUY THE NEW PS3 I WILL PAY THEM BECAUSE I HAVE SCHOOL I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE THERE, I WOULD BE BACK ON THURSDAY NIGHT AT 10PM, OR YOU YOU CAN WAIT TILL THE FOLLOWING MORNING FOR AN EXTRA 50 BUCKS. PLEASE LET ME KNOW, YOU CHOOSE THE STORE, I BUY THE SPOT FROM YOU, THANKS!! CALL ME ANYTIME!! [Via Craigslist]
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Not bad eh? We need to explore this, so
I've written my own Craigslist ad -- hit the jump and tell me what you think:
SHAMELESS WHORE NEEDED TO SECURE DESTRUCTOID A PLAYSTATION 3
Ladies, my readers need a PlayStation 3 this holiday season ... and you're gonna get it for me. If you are a black belt in the art of ninja sluttiness, I have a gig for you. There will be a cesspool of dorks lined up at your choice of electronics store in two weeks. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to show up in full metal hoeness and talk one of these guys to let you cut in line and buy one for me. You can't just walk up and ask, or the crowd will eat you alive. Instead, you have to target the fat kid who can't stop looking at you approaching, walk up, and make out with him. Seriously, just go up to him and eat his face. The entire process should take you roughly 15 minutes if you let them cop a feel, or roughly .3 seconds if you break out a titty. When you're done, I'll fully reimburse you for the purchase plus $200, and an extra $200 if your friend gets you seducing or beating somebody to the ground on video. Sure beats banging around your vagina for another evening, right? If you fail miserably but get it on camera, I'll send you nice bottle of chianti and your favorite pint Haagen-Daas for the trouble, delivered to your door by your choice of Fronz, Nex, or Robert Summa. For more opportunities to whore yourself out, find me on Destructoid.com. -Niero
Also helps if you drive a truck like this one:
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3:22 AM on 11.07.2006 | 
