You know how when you first get up in the morning, when you sit down by your computer with coffee or soda in hand, and you attempt to check your email or read a Web site? Your brain is still half asleep, and even though you've got caffeine within reach, you are too damned interested in the glowing digital words to care.
Then, it happens. You read a phrase that makes no sense because it doesn't actually exist. "NSFW SH*T." Wait, what!? Ooh, NFS SHIFT. "Raep Time @ Modern Method." Hold on, that can't be righ--oh wait, that one is real.
Long story short, Need for Speed: SHIFT is dangerously close to a certain set of words when written in acronym form. On behalf of everyone here at Destructoid, please take this under advisement, EA.
For those genuinely interested in the video, and you should be, since it's really quite neat, check after the break. The video features a smooth-talking gentleman who explains the ins and outs of the Laguna Seca raceway.
Jordan Devore is Destructoid's PC gaming manager and founding ginger editor. He is said to be easy to love but difficult to know. When Samit inquired about his curious bio photo Jordan simply replied: "bitches love sandcastles" ... yet, there is no sandcastle in that photo. We may never truly understand his ways.
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4:30 AM on 08.18.2009
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