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Why do the kids love Call of Duty? photo

I was at GameStop the other day, and there was a family in front of me in line -- a man, a woman, a baby, and what looked like a six-year-old girl. The little girl was wearing a bright green dress and seemed happy about everything. As the family got to the front of the line, the little girl noticed the store's DSi XL display unit, which was running the DS version of Call of Duty: Black Ops.

"Call of Duty! Call of Duty! Call of Duty! Weeee!" she squealed, jumping up and down while spinning with her arms outstretched. "No," said the one I presume was the mom, "We're getting a family game today." "But I want Call of Duty!" barked the little girl, punctuated with a pout and a "harumph!"

This isn't the first time this month I've seen a little kid proclaim their love for Call of Duty. Last week, I was shopping at Best Buy with a friend and his two nephews, ages six and eight. As we were looking at videogames, the kids were overjoyed to tell me all about how much they knew about Pokemon, Bakugan, and Kirby's Epic Yarn, but it wasn't until we saw the store's Call of Duty: Black Ops display that they really flipped out. "I love that game! I LOVE IT SO MUCH," said the eight-year-old. I asked him what he liked about it. "The killing..." he said, in a sing-song, matter-of-fact tone.

From there, I asked all my parent friends if their children were into Call of Duty. With the exception of the few who have a total ban on videogames and television, they were unanimous. Their kids thought Call of Duty was cool, regardless of whether they've played it or not. Even the kids that weren't into the series reported that everyone knows that Call of Duty is either "cool" or "super cool." Not quite as cool as Harry Potter or Justin Bieber, but still pretty cool.

So why is it that kids love -- or at least respect -- Call of Duty? How is it that they've even played these games? Aren't they rated M for mature?

Here are a few theories.

It's M for mature

Ever since the ESRB came into effect, I've noticed an inverse relationship between a game's rating and a game's target audience. Everyone I know who's over 40 only plays games that are rated E (assuming they play videogames at all), those under 40 are willing to play games that are either E, T, or M, and those under 20 tend to be particularly attracted to M-rated games. This seems to be particularly true of kids under ten. It's the same old paradigm -- kids want to be grown ups, and grown ups want to be kids again. That's pretty much common knowledge when it comes to lightweight sociology.

Even still, it's surprising to me how much younger kids are attracted specifically to videogames that are supposedly made for adults, while they are content with "age appropriate" books and music. These kids have no interest in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo or the music of Tom Waits. They're totally content with kid-friendly fair, like the previously mentioned Harry Potter and Justin Bieber.

So what do Bieber, Call of Duty, and Harry Potter all have in common?

A childlike simplicity

Today's kids have grown up under the shadow of 9/11 and the wars that followed. All they've ever known is a world in which some strange men from a strange country may end up killing innocent Americans. Wrapping your head around the religious, political, geo-financial, and cultural dynamics of the War on Terror is hard enough for adults, let alone kids.

The Call of Duty series takes war and terrorism and turns it into a game. You've got a gun, and you and your team have to shoot the bad guys. That's really all there is to it, at least on the surface. While Activision definitely makes a token effort to present the series as more complex than that, it's arguable that the majority of Call of Duty fans couldn't care less about the series' narrative. You don't need to pay attention to the story to know what to do in a Call of Duty game. All you need to know is that you're one of the good guys, the other guys are bad, and that the path to awesomeness is paved with the dead bodies of your enemies. 

If I were a little kid today, terrified and confused by the concepts of war and terrorism, I'd be all about Call of Duty. On one hand, the games makes the player feel empowered and turns war into a just another game, where death is no big deal and killing is fun. That's a much easier pill to swallow than the reality of modern warfare and the death that accompanies it.

Speaking of reality...

It looks so real

One of the biggest selling points for the Call of Duty series is its graphics. The explosions, the backgrounds, and the characters look more real than most games. Personally, it's been a long time since I've been impressed with a game for just its realistic graphics. Sure, if a game uses a realistic look to show us something interesting or imaginative, I wouldn't be opposed to it, but realism for realism's sake does nothing for me.

It's like a magic trick -- when you're kid, seeing a guy pull a quarter out of your ear can transport your brain to a truly amazing place. Part of you knows it must be sleight of hand, but another part of you believes that maybe the impossible is reality. When those two parts of the brain meet, magic happens. 

That magic is ruined once you've looked behind the curtain. When you know how a trick is done, your childlike sense of wonder gets turned off, and your cynical "adult" brain turns on. The same goes for graphics. When all you think of when you see a "realistic"-looking game is photographs of real objects applied as texture maps, motion capture actors, particle effects, a millions of dollars worth of rendering software, the magic is gone.

For most kids, none of that applies. Suspension of disbelief is a much easier feat to achieve for a young mind. When they see a realistic-looking game, they don't think about how it was made, or how much it cost to produce. They just think about how awesome it looks, and how fun it is to be in the game's world. The Call of Duty series feels more real to a kid than it ever will for me, and in that way, I envy the children.

And finally...

Competition is everything

There isn't too much to say about this one. Call of Duty multiplayer is highly competitive; just as a kid is more likely to get deeply invested emotionally in a game of dodgeball or Pokemon cards, they're also more likely to get invested in competing in an online shooter. Adults are usually too caught up in real-life pursuits like making money, finding love, and keeping from getting too fat or otherwise shortening their lifespan. Kids don't have to worry about that stuff, so by comparison, games like Call of Duty and others feels like a much bigger deal to them. In their world, ranking yourself and your peers based on stuff like your skill and dedication to gaming makes perfect sense.

This really hit home for me when I overheard my video producer Andy talking to his twelve-year-old nephew about Call of Duty: Black Ops. Growing up, Andy was his nephew's idol. Apparently, things have changed now that Call of Duty: Black Ops has entered their lives. The nephew wanted to know how many times Andy had "prestiged" in the game. Andy said, "Once, then I quit playing because I'd seen everything the game had to show me."

The nephew looked appalled.

"Only one prestige? I thought you were cool..." he said, his voice descending into a pit of genuine disappointment. "I've prestiged four times, and I'm still not as cool at my friend Lawrence. He's prestiged six times, and he's just eleven-years-old." Andy tried to defend himself with the old "Sorry dude, I was busy making money and going on dates with beautiful women," response, which apparently didn't do much for his rep.

"I don't even want to know what your highest kill streak is," his nephew muttered. "If it's below 20, I'm going to be so disappointed."

Conclusion

If you walk into a room full of adults and ask them if they want to run around outside and play with some squirt guns, chances are they'll either laugh in your face, or awkwardly look away, hoping that you're just making a weird joke. Do the same thing with a group of eight- to twelve-year-olds, and they'll immediately start dividing themselves into teams, Super Soakers in hand.

Call of Duty is just the videogame adaptation of squirt guns. It makes sense that kids would be drawn to it more so than many adults. The simplicity and sense of empowerment that come from taking a gun and shooting at something or someone knows no age restrictions. However, it does demand a child-like sensibility to take such pursuits seriously enough to prioritize them over other activities. That's why I'm guessing kids love Call of Duty so much.

Now it's just time to wait and see how long it takes for teenagers to catch on to the fact that eight-year-olds love Call of Duty before they start hating it. I wonder what they'll start playing instead? Probably something with guns and boobs. There's nothing like boobs to keep the kids away.








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fasthandsz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:06
fasthandsz
idk about the headline photo....that kid really does look scared.
darksydex3226's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:06
darksydex3226
nice article, really interesting read!
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:07
MasterBalls
Parents need to do more parenting.
flintmech's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:11
flintmech
I don't think there's anything special about CoD that we haven't seen before. When I was 10 or so, my dad bought me DOOM 64 for Christmas, without me even asking. I loved it. It was fun, violent, mature, and pretty scary. While we might say that "kids these days" are too young to be playing Call of Duty, I was technically too young to be playing DOOM 64.

I think the reason kids playing Call of Duty seems like such a terrible new phenomenon is because dumbshit parents let these brats on Xbox Live, so our grown up gaming experiences run the risk of being ruined by a pre-teen's voice and attitude.
Onyx Leo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:11
Onyx Leo
About that last picture... What movie is that from?


I need it for research purposes of course... *Ahem.*
ralphster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:14
ralphster
its run and gun with no tactics involved unlike battlefield.also its very noobie with over powered perks and tons of camping spots.i play alot of fps and those kids usually gets destroyed lol
goatnuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:15
goatnuke
In short: the kids like CoD because it's all they know to like.
Jack Dandy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:16
Jack Dandy
You have a good point there.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:16
pedrovay2003
They wanted a family game, she wanted Call of Duty.

[url=image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/9/989149_158778_front.jpg]This would have been the happy medium.[/url]
RocketKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:16
RocketKnight
It was like that for me when I was eight, but more with Turok. That game was awesome.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:17
Wedge
You missed the part where kids (moreso than adults at least) feel an extreme degree of pressure to conform to what is regarded as "popular". I can still vaguely remember being like that some loooong time ago. I worry this kind of thing is being instilled much stronger into kids growing up these days now, due to the harsher and more connected social/media climate...
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:19
Monodi
Well, when i was still a squirt, all the kids were into GoldenEye 007, so I am not that surprised...
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:20
LsTr Of SmG
Fantastic article Holmes, I like where you went with it. Actually looking into why kids might be attracted rather than taking the 'KILL IT WITH FIRE, THE KIDS ARE MENTALISTS' approach.

I'm in the bizarre situation of having a young gamer (10) look up to me, and we're not even related. It's weird because I see this kid maybe once a year and yet apparently he asks after me all the time.

Thankfully I took the early opportunity to instill in the young nipper, a few choice pearls of wisdom; namely to keep an open mind and that he should play games because he likes them. Not because everyone else thinks they're cool.

Skyy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:21
Skyy
@Onyx Leo its called "Bitch Slap". No, seriously
UNtrueNoir's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:21
UNtrueNoir
Kids are stupid.

@ Onyx Leo, the movie's called Bitchslap.
Leigh Davidson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:22
Leigh Davidson
I think on top of what Holmes said is just the inherent fact that kids love to play soldier. Get a bunch of kids together, from any background (especially boys, but not exclusively) and I bet you my last pound the games they play would result in war games; fingers drawn and ready to fire.
Look at Action Man (or G.I Joe to keep things trans-Atlantic) and any other generation of boy that was obsessed with the soldier/war toy of their time. Call of Duty taps into that with this generation's kids.
bbain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:23
bbain
Interesting article, Holmes. I actually had no idea kids that young were crazy about Call of Duty. Something like that wouldn't have interested me at all when I was a kid, but I guess the war might have a different effect on kids today.

I don't know how I would react if a little kid told me the thing they liked most about something was "the killing." That just makes me kind of sad...
SirNinjaFace's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:24
SirNinjaFace
@Onyx Leo: I'm not sure, but the last picture could be from a movie called Bitch Slap.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:24
pedrovay2003
Phone fail!

Issun's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:26
Issun
If the parents are behind it and know the game, sure, why not, but it still surprises me (I didn't play a mature game before I was 14)... And when I watch what kids play, while I play Solatorobo, Mario or Klonoa even though I'm nearly 19... It kinda makes me feel weird ^^'
Javet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:26
Javet
Basically, if it's made to be out of reach, people will reach for it. If it is out of reach, then people just give up.
Javet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:26
Javet
Basically, if it's made to be out of reach, people will reach for it. If it is out of reach, then people just give up.
comicretard's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:26
comicretard
Boobs are pretty cool. Capcom vs SNK anyone?
Joshua Derocher's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:27
Joshua Derocher
Every shooter should have boobs in it! Boobs of Duty, Boobs of Honor, Boob Fortress 2, Boob-Life 2, Boobfield 3... I could go on, but I won't.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:27
LsTr Of SmG
@ bbain,

Well, what do you like in a good FPS? I'm guessing your response would be something along the lines of tight controls, action, 'feel' of play, etc.

To a kid, that boils down to 'the killing'. It's not so much sad as it is brutally honest, though I certainly see where you're coming from.
RPT111's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:28
RPT111
I second. Kids are stupid.
OneRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:28
OneRed
CoD is NOT run and gun, it is the defining game of the stop and pop genre. Run and gun is Quake, Timesplitters, Unreal, Serious Sam, etc., games where moving and shooting at the same time was rewarded rather than punished.

Which leads to why CoD is popular as hell to begin with: its easy as hell to pick up and play. Thats what Halo was so popular, that's what these people buy. Games where you only have to do one thing at a time, or in the case of Halo, a few things at a time in essentially slow motion. "Guns are cool" could apply to most games this, and maybe every console generation. CoD is simply the easiest shooter to pick up and play, and that is nearly everything in the mainstream market.

And, as has been mentioned already, kids like to do what's popular. If the classic "do everything at a million miles an hour with pinpoint accuracy" shooters made a comeback, the Quakes and Timesplitters type, then kids would want to play those too. Of course, those games are too hard to be good at for 95% of modern FPS players, so they will never see the kind of popularity they have maintained on the PC, but it would happen.

I remember a 10 year old kid playing TS:FP online, and not getting so much as one kill in 3 or 4 matches, all while swearing into the mic like a madman. Those same kids still play, they just like playing something they can actually be decent at.
ZeroDown's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:29
ZeroDown
I don't think it has anything to do with children taking an interest in geopolotics or the effects of living in the shadow of two brutal wars in which the West has been engaged in for a decade and more to do with liking what is popular.

The older brother of your best friend loves CoD, therefore your friend does too - oh and your other friends all do! MTV loves CoD and your dad also plays CoD on the sly when your mum is out shopping.

So you do what every other child does to fit in and love CoD too.

It was Goldeneye back in my day. I'd have much preffered to play Ocarina of Time or Mario Kart but instead I had to sit through hours of Goldeneye multiplayer with my mates, did I really like it? No, but as a kid you try to fit in.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:30
LsTr Of SmG
@ bbain,

Well, what do you like in a good FPS? I'm guessing your response would be something along the lines of tight controls, action, 'feel' of play, etc.

To a kid, that boils down to 'the killing'. It's not so much sad as it is brutally honest, though I certainly see where you're coming from.
Voxeril's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:30
Voxeril
As a teenager im kinda what you talked about in the end of the artical. Me and my friends play Street Fighter and TF2. Both games tend to be more intresting to me,
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GrandUpper's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:31
GrandUpper
I think it owes a lot to the fact that the game tells you that you are doing amazing every 5 seconds, like OVERKILL HEADSHOT INVERT STRIKE +xp +xp +xp +xp!

Where as a lot of older online FPS games (before CoD stagnated the genre), coming first on the leader board was enough positive reinforcement. Young kids do not always come first, if ever, so the game telling them they are super man will probably get their adrenaline going.
SobaMizuiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:32
SobaMizuiro
headline made me think of one of the more intense bits of City of God.

As for the popularity of the series among little kids, I think you hit it on the head. It's cool. Kids want to be cool so they play it.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:32
EternalDeathSlayer
Basically it's because it's cool. I'm quite sure that those children who play CoD do also enjoy the game, but it's not just that. The older kids play it, it's thrown in their face constantly through ads, and it's just cool.

You be 12 and try telling your classmates you enjoy Super Mario Galaxy. They'll likely call you a "fag" or a "bitch" or just a plain old wuss. Even worse, they may call you a "little kid". That's the worst thing you can call a kid - A kid.

I just thought it was cool to kill people with no consequences when I was a kid.
IMpm163's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:32
IMpm163
The headline picture is kinda f***ed up
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:33
EternalDeathSlayer
Also, kids are mean. Mean and nasty.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:34
Rammstein
Very awesome article, Sir Holmes.

In my opinion, I believe that the younger crowd likes Call of Duty so much because, as you stated, it is simple.

You are 'X', your enemy is 'Y'. Shoot them in their face to win!

Believe it or not, one of(if not thee) the most popular games online to this day, is Counter-Strike. Why? Who knows, but any computer can run it and it's good guys versus bad guys in its simplicity.

I also think that Call of Duty is closer to farmville in terms of where it ranks as a 'hardcore' game. Those who enjoy Call of Duty are probably also the same crowd who frequent Madden every year. It's the repetition. The tedium, even, of doing the exact same thing over and over(prestiging) that was invented by the game companies/developers as an arbitrary way of keeping you playing the same stale game, over and over.

Don't get me wrong, I too once chased the dragon long ago with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and to a much lesser extent, Modern Warfare 2. However, once I caught on that Call of Duty was just the Gun version of Madden, I stopped falling for it, just like in 1995 when I bought my last Madden game.

I still remember when my mom bought me Street Fighter 2(SNES) for my birthday, so long ago, the fact that it was a violent videogame never once crossed her mind. I hope that the parents of underage CoD players have done-like my mother-and raised them well enough so that they understand the difference between real and videogame-violence. Though, by the time I got SF2, I'd seen much worse IRL.

I'm was raised in tha hood, ya see.

*gang-signs*

I jest(ever so slightly[I *was* raise in tha hood, YO, word]) but you get my gist.

Again, awesome article.
StairMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:34
StairMaster
I was too busy becoming a Pokemon Master as a kid to prestige 6 times. Kids like it because it is mindless and gives them instant gratification, along with acting like they are adults. Great points Holmes
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:35
TriplZer0
I know what's better than Call of Duty. A squirt gun fight and boobs.

But seriously, I'd even just go for an actual squirt gun fight.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:38
Mr Andy Dixon
Maybe this is why I never got to sit at the popular table :(
Time Glitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:38
Time Glitch
I wish there was a CoD equivalent for kids. Something that was just as fun as CoD for them, only with lasers and cyborgs, instead of real guns and killing real people.

I understand why CoD is fun, but I would never EVER let a child play Black Ops under my watch. Who the hell lets their 10 year olds play this kind of thing anyway? When I was ten...I played Halo. Halo is an unrealistic arcade shooter that doesn't encourage visceral, realistic violence against other human beings.

I agree with MasterBalls: Parents need to do more parenting. This is outrageous.
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:40
Scissors
Solid article, I hadn't really thought about this

Also wedge makes a really good point I wonder how many kids play Call of Duty out of pressure to be in the loop.
bbain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:41
bbain
@LsTr: I don't really play FPS games, but I see what you mean. A kid wouldn't really be thinking about stuff like controls or narrative, but more basic aspects of the game such as what they're actually doing, which is killing people.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:43
Arttemis
What OneRed said. I enjoyed my stint w/ Q3 in highschool.
OneRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:46
OneRed
Also, I think its fair to point out that, at one time, Call of Duty was among the classier shooters out there. The way the first few games treated the subject matter could easily be seen as a counterbalance to the violence therein. I can't imagine children enjoying CoD2 as much as CoD4-CoD:BlOps, which definitely did away with much of the class and replaced it with sensationalism and visceral violence.

Food for thought.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:48
Epic-Kx
Tasty article, Holmes. I personally think of CoD as a "fad" among kids/teenagers. It's eventually gonna pass away in it's popularity, much like Halo did in 2008 (albeit Halo is the best damn Arena shooter I've played in a while)

Kids really are vile, hateful vermin...

@jimmyx
LOL You're 12
tigervomit's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:49
tigervomit
Great article. I wish ps3 and 360 had more great kid oriented games like the old days of crash bandicoot and when mario was huge (not that he isn't still). But it seems like sony and microsoft hype up all the big shooters now instead. :(
PK493's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:49
PK493
There is one simple point you missed:

NOBODY GAVE A SHIT ABOUT CALL OF DUTY UNTIL MODERN WARFARE

That was the porblem. Back then COD was just another WWII shooter vying for attention with MOH and BIA. Ask sny 10 year old kid what those other...things are and they won't have a f**king clue.

I was sitting in my history class, studying a political cartoon depicting that history wouldn't repeat itself with the UN and the League Of Nations when one guy goes "Sir, why is the man holding a PPSH when he's American?"

The fact is, by being good and knowledgable at COD, you become cool. You can chat to anyone at school, gangsters, nerds, cool kids and they won't mind so long as you talk about COD...or FIFA. Everyone in my school fucking loves FIFA.

People almost forget that there were COD's before number 4. When it became modern...well it became current. Now Activision is riding the crestwave of the war on terror. But it's a fictional war on terror.

You have epic firefights and run straight into a wall of bullets, ducking behind a crate for 10 seconds to get the redness of your screen. COD has created a character which is the equivalent to John Wayne.

Can you call it exploitation?
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:50
Rammstein
Also, I think it should be mentioned that Activision really went all out in their marketing campaign assault. I've never seen as many videogame commercials as I have for Call of Duty (Black Ops, specifically). Hell, even their DLC(map packs) have dedicated commercials! I've always had to make EFFORT to see a videogame commercial, whether by watching it on Dtoid, YouTube, etc., but I've seen more than a few Black Ops commercials LIVE and I don't even watch that much TV!

This comment has been brought to you by Call of Duty: Black Ops, in stores now!
weezcake's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 16:52
weezcake
If someone asked me and my friends to go out and have a watergun fight, I'd be the first one out there. haha
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