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Why did Two Worlds suck so bad? Developer tries to explain photo

Two Worlds was horrible and I'm not about to pull any punches when talking about it. It's one of a handful of games that I could not bear to play for more than half an hour, I simply couldn't stand it. The framerate was a joke, the combat pathetic, the dialog not even good enough to be laughable and the overall experience somewhat akin to a molestation.

In an interview with OXM, developer Reality Pump attempted to justify its epic failure, claiming that it was their first console game and the team got overexcited:

Two Worlds was not only the first role-playing game we created as a company, but also our first console game, so we've learned a lot in the process. The main lesson we learned is to be more realistic with our goals. With the original idea, we were all so excited to be working on an RPG, that we tried to fit in every idea we had, even the ones that came late in the process.

Ultimately, this hurt the end product in that it had parts that were underdeveloped. With The Temptation, we clearly delineated the game's components at the start, and we're sticking to this target so the end result will be a more finely polished game.

If you don't know what The Temptation is, it's the sequel (formerly an expansion) to Two Worlds. Yes, Reality Pump is actually pursuing this IP, despite the laws of common sense screaming "abandon hope, all ye who enter here." The team promises such innovations as -- missions that aren't boring and voice actors that are not the developers mumbling into a microphone.

I don't know, maybe the sequel won't be horrible, but when your list of new features all run along the central theme of "we promise it won't be as f*cking awful as the first one," you have a long way to go before proving you're worth a second chance.


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brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 06:57
brad drac
I like them, they got moxy, so I'm not going to assume this game will be the second coming of hitler. That said, I never actually played the first, so maybe I'm giving too much credit.
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 07:00
3r0t1c n3rd
"we promise it won't be as f*cking awful as the first one, so give us your money. Please?"

fixed.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 07:14
Toneman
Mayhap the acting of yon voices will be remedied hitherto.


Or something like that...
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 07:15
Y0j1mb0
The game was definately lacking but damn I loved messing around combining, upgrading weapons, and making up magic spells.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 07:24
Demtor
Two Worlds... the worst game I ever liked.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 07:45
MaximusPaynicus
I will never understand how so many people have such an intense hatred for Two Worlds. It's not the best game in the world... in fact, it's pretty bad, but it's nowhere near as bad as other games of the same ilk.
ultrapeanut's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 07:52
ultrapeanut
The odd thing about Two Worlds was that the first two hours were godawful. After that, it sort of finds its way and becomes oddly addictive, warts and all.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 08:10
aborto thefetus
I need to download this demo again. I actually had fun walking through it and noting all the horrible design choices.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 08:32
covah
or it just sucked, the end.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 08:40
loki d20
I can't say for sure, but I suspect that it was unfairly compared to Oblivion.

Unfairly? How do you unfairly compare two games that are about open-world roleplaying?

It's understandable since Elder Scrolls was so good it basically set the standard.

Ding ding ding!

We were the next open world role-playing game to be released after it, so I think everyone expected it to be Oblivion part 2, when the reality is Two Worlds has more differences than similarities to Oblivion.

I think most people just expected it to be bug-free and enjoyable, which it wasn't. It was fairly vapid in both storyline and gameplay.

Oh, and just FYI Reality Pump, Gothic 3 came after Oblivion and before Two Worlds and it was a much better experience than Two Worlds, not as good as Oblivion, but still was fun to play. So, perhaps people might have some expectations for a game releasing a year after the first and after another game of the same type and genre did okay. You could have at least have done as well as Gothic 3, but that didn't even come close to happening.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 08:54
Sam Spectre
Two Worlds = molestation

It's scary to think I was sooo close to buying this game when it first came out.
Lev Arris's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 09:17
Lev Arris
When it was on Steam for $10, it was a good game worth buying.
XyzzySqrl's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 09:25
XyzzySqrl
Two Worlds is probably the most fun I've had with a game in years. I suspect people who hated it were trying to play it the wrong way, i.e. "Like Oblivion".

Having fun in Two Worlds is all about duct-taping weapons together, stabbing people in the face, bringing them back to life, then making 400 potions of "permanent gain stat" and becoming a kind of walking superJesus with an enormous axe.

Two Worlds actively wants you to succeed. It wants you to become insanely, game-breakingly powerful. All the things Oblivion threw out because "it would break the immersion" or "it would be unbalanced", Two Worlds lets you do.

Can't swim in your heavy-ass armor? Walk around on the ocean floor! Enemies annoying you? Summon like sixty golemns and pound them to mush. Need more storage space? Jam 500 pounds of carry weight up this horse's butt.

Also, the main character is a hilarious dick. ("Someone's murdered the mayor!" "Is that a bad thing now?")

It's Diablo beerslammed with Gothic. It's low-budget and hilarious. It's Two Worlds, and I love it to bits.
twincannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 09:39
twincannon
I had something typed up here, but XyzzySqrl pretty much just summed up everything I could possibly want to say about the game haha.

It definitely wasn't a polished game, and I dunno if xbox had bad frame issues or what, but man it was fun to just get wicked overpowered and go on town killin' sprees.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 10:09
Demtor
@XyzzySqrl - LOL, thats awesome. I agree 100% breaking the game was half the fun. You really can't over think that game. I remember getting frustrated with the storyline in one of the later cities to collect one of the runes so I ended up butchering the ENTIRE city to get it. Was A LOT more fun then mundane little quests with very little reward in terms of story, character development and overall plot of the game.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 10:20
Chocobo Knight
@XyzzySqrl - My thoughts exactly! Haha, I love this game for all the same reasons! FORSOOTH!
dozerking's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 10:39
dozerking
Too much on the plate for a first run developer. It's hard enough making a game for one platform, let alone two, but it shouldn't be that difficult going between 360 and PC, very similar in nature, maybe the true answer is that they didn't have enough or the right people on the project? You would never hear that, but I would assume it. With an 8 series video card or a 3* series from ATI, Two Worlds runs as smooth as butter, but still has all the other issues, like gameplay shortcomings and interface problems. I think the PC version is the way to go with Two Worlds, and I would suspect the sequel will be the same. Steam just had this for sale for $9.95 for a weekend, but now it's back up to 39 bucks, far too much for this game, and hopefully the sale will come back in the near future.
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 10:39
PaperBowser0
Yeah, I agree with you too XyzzySqrl. I love the game and hate it at the same time. :?
Coldplayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 11:26
Coldplayer
You know the worst part about this game? I bought the bloody thing! Not only that, I bought it on 360 AND PC! NOT ONLY THAT! I have no Freakin recolection of buying THIS crap on PC! It just arrived in the mail and i was like, "shit"....

The One & only time EDGE let me down.... I should have waited for the review....
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 11:33
king3vbo
Fix the bugs, leave in the superhuman leveling, and Im all there
skullivan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 11:48
skullivan
The game really could have been good, it just made no sense for them to decide to add a pointless multiplayer mode when they were right at the end of development. If they had used those last few months to polish the game instead, it would've been much better.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 13:14
Mxyzptlk
My supervisor still bitches about this game.
Hamsizzla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 13:18
Hamsizzla
I had really high expectations for this game. Online play seemed like a huge plus but I waited until the merchants of death(Ign, gamespot, etc) reviewed it before I actually purchased it. Good thing I did, even though it took them about 2 months to do so
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 13:23
The-Excel
Is it me or does that guy look like he just befouled his armor?
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 13:24
brainderailment
They don't need to try to explain themselves, just don't fuck up next time.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 15:18
adultswim810
i got to where you first talk to someone and declared it the worst game id ever played...

also i remember something funny from a while back before it was released. someone on the bioshock forum was worried that since it came out on the same day it might hurt bioshock's sales...LOL
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 17:22
mistic
Two Worlds sounded and looked great on paper... but it was indeed a god-awful-game when it came out...

I really hope for them their next game is better...
UUDDLRLRBAStart's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 18:23
UUDDLRLRBAStart
"the overall experience somewhat akin to a molestation."

The only way this comparison would be better is if it was followed by "and trust me, I know a thing or two about molestation"

Hooray for things you can say on Destructoid

Also Cocks.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2008 21:49
Guagloves
Everytime I see my friend playing this game I yell at him to go play Oblivion instead.
FlatTopJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2008 04:24
FlatTopJesus
I don't fucking get it; Two Worlds was god awful but I played through and enjoyed it. Maybe it was the constant use of the word "Mayhap". That has to be it...
kezins's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2008 11:40
kezins
Strangely, I kind of enjoyed parts of Two Worlds. I suppose I was expecting Oblivion on crack and ended up with just the crack.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2008 13:29
Holyetheline
@Demtor - So true, So true.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2008 21:29
Aertyr
Did any ever pull them aside and ask them to put in women other then your sister in the game? I mean honestly. Fit that Idea in next time too please.
Munkus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/24/2008 06:22
Munkus
The trick to playing Two Worlds for me was to turn off the voice acting. Somehow reading the dialog was less vomit-inducing than hearing it. Paying only $10 for it on Steam helped too.
fatman218's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2009 02:34
fatman218
gosh it looked good but played bad it has a super lag to it and befor i buy it i readed the back and it sid it worked on my pc so i buyed it for 20dollers and downloaded it and gosh i wished i had 20 dollers lol sucked so bad it made me cry for help the hole game is so bad its not funnyits like thay played it befor thay sell it y sell it gosh thay most be retarded
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