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Why aren't more ads like this?

4:29 PM on 04.04.2007   |   Faith

Why aren't more ads like this? photo

This 1980s Nintendo ad for Game Pak organizers and labels was cleverly changed by an unknown person to make the information a little more interesting. The pictures are still exactly the same as the original ad, but the both text in purple background and white background have been changed.

The purple background text reads as follows:

There's a chill in the air this crisp autumn night but you're warm and safe in your living room, relaxing with a glass of fruit juice and a game of Castlevania. Killing vampires goes great with friends, and the closest one you have is here helping you through a tough level. You pause. There are monsters up ahead, and you're unsure of how to proceed. You turn to ask, and your eyes meet as if for the first time. Perhaps it's the high from intense side-scrolling action that only the NES can deliver, but time seems to slow around the two of you. You don't look away. You can't. There's something there, something frightening, something exciting in his eyes. It scares you, yet you must have it. Your gaze never breaks, neither does his. There will be magic tonight, but it won't all be spells and potions in fantasy lands. Tonight, there will be a new adventure.

Nintendo: Now you're playing with power.

And the white background text reads as follows:

Nurture your budding anal retentiveness with Game Pak organizers and labels. Package and label each game you ever lend to someone. Have both parties fill out complex forms to agree upon a return date and late fees.

Check the Nintendo Official Seal of Quality on these packs of Lending Labels to ensure you're using Nintendo-approved products. Also, if you are lending your games to anyone, they are playing without proper payment and will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law including you as an accomplice.

Sweet! I wish all advertising was this fun. See the view full of the ad here.

[Via GayGamer]








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DJP3DRO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:29
DJP3DRO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:30
El Fajitas
Truly one of the greatest ads of the Age.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:31
Crunshii
thats classic...

Simons Quest in the tv, room full of Mario, and 2 kids bout 2make up.

either way I agree, todays ads arent like they used 2b.
Steve519's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:38
Steve519
I had that nintendo cabinet, never those awesome bean bags though
Aktrez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:41
Aktrez
Yeah, Jessica Chobot posted this this morning. Some good stuff! :) I'm all over the beanbags.

I will say, it does sort of give you a glimpse into the head of Nintendo Fanbois!!!! ;)
Corbin M's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:41
Corbin M
I want every item in that picture!
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:45
Buster
didnt you guys post the whole book full of this crap a few months ago?
Pistolaero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:45
Pistolaero
They aren't even playing Castlevania!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:46
Rockvillian
Ahh Castlevania 2. Reminds me of snow days, hot chocolate, and watermelon bubble gum.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:49
Faith
Pistolaero, you can tell that from a screenshot? Damn, some people's useless knowledge never ceases to amazing me. Good job, my friend.
Pistolaero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:51
Pistolaero
Actually, I can't tell. I don't even know what game it is, I was just talkin' shit. =)
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 16:58
Detry
Awesome.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:00
PappaDukes
The beanbag chairs gave the chillins' hemorrhoids; semi-not-true story!
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:04
Mabec
Hehe, i still have some of those NES-cases :)
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:06
Crunshii
that looks to me like Simon's Quest, which is Castlevania2 for nes.

U know, the one where u need to bend over and use a mistic red eye to get teleported by a tornado to Draculas Lair for the main fig... meh nvm... room kickass.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:25
Topher Cantler
What's so weird about that? I had that catalog when I was a kid and mine said exactly the same thing.
angry_poster's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 17:41
angry_poster
ROFL!
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 18:15
savagesaladin
I love how gay gamer claims everybody is homophobic.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 18:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
80's to the MAX!!!
Ninjajuice66's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 19:00
Ninjajuice66
No way that's real.
piestuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 20:00
piestuff
Aids? aids is funny again.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 20:04
pizzaface
I LOVE ANAL RETENTIVENESS
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 20:25
BahamutZero
aids was never not funny
Gigas81's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 22:07
Gigas81
It's from an article by Bill of progressiveboink.com. Here's the fully edited 1990 catalog:

http://progressiveboink.com/archive/nintendocat/1.htm
Zaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2007 23:10
Zaron
Im OK, I think we're invisible to the other posters.
ffmusicdj's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 01:06
ffmusicdj
ugh, come on, thats screaming out "FAKE".
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 07:42
Virtualgirl
Is that boy wearing Nintendo sweatpants?!??!?!?! Not going to lie, i thought that the person on the right was a 80's mom with a bad hair cut at first, so the advertisment was uber scary to me...
PetiePalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 08:27
PetiePalo
Hilarious. Because when I played Castlevania with my best friend all I thought about was "gee I wonder if Matt's gonna put it in my butt today."
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 09:41
Aaron Mxy Yost
That's totally real, I remember those cheesy ads in Nintendo Power vividly from my childhood.
westcabaretdrive's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 10:46
westcabaretdrive
This is originally from ProgressiveBoink (it was created a long time ago). You should link to their site - they also did that Hyspace site with all the Zelda character profiles and jokes.

Send ProgressiveBoink some love already!
kam_RA's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 10:51
kam_RA
why did those kids have a plant in their room?
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