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Mario has had a rough 20 years or so. The man gets used and abused at just about every turn. It should come as no surprise that the guy needs to resort to alternative forms of relief to ease the pain of misuse. Nintendo, give this guy a break already!







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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:30
tazarthayoot
I don't know what's funnier, the hallucinations or the sink warp pipe. EPIC!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:37
Aaron Mxy Yost
That was completely excellent.
tjtillman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:38
tjtillman
Is it just me or does the actor playing mario look a just a little bit like Rob Summa?
tjtillman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:39
tjtillman
but with thicker eyebrows and a moutsache
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:41
tazarthayoot
I do like the edit of the building to resemble a castle at the beginning too. A lot of really good tiny touches that makes it even funnier.
Paniaguapo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:41
Paniaguapo
ehhh I didn't think it was funny. They shoulda put Yoshi in there as a dog or somethin
Paniaguapo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:41
Paniaguapo
oh yea the castle was bad-ass though
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:43
perri
that was awesome! Acting was so appropriate. Loved Luigi!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:46
Snaileb
I thought it was gamejew...

Yeah this whole fucking video was awesome!! Serious winner.

I was wondering how long it would take for it to get to d'toid.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:48
Niero
mustache
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:48
Brandon Undead
TGINSGJ

Thank God It's Not Game Jew!
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:58
Mabec
LoL, Summa Look-a-like.


Again.
PiKo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 11:10
PiKo
jolz this video was made of win. Very funny, I liked seeing Mario trip out chasing the people down the street to funny.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 11:34
Chad Concelmo
When people dress up as Mario, why do they always wear red overalls? :)
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f227/capnkirk00/super-mario-bros.jpg
tratch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 11:45
tratch
He started ou in red overalls...
http://www.halftimegames.com/files/mario/marioss.jpg
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 11:49
brad drac
-> Kokomo: Perhaps a fondness for tradition.

Yeah, that video was a who crapton of awesome. It could have been half as good, and still would have pwnd the vast majority of mario homages out there. Fourteen thumbs up out of eight.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 12:08
tazarthayoot
Kokomo got burned.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 12:42
LostCrichton
This video was epic. I loved the warp pipe in the sink.
SchickOuttaShape's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 13:12
SchickOuttaShape
best ever mario portrayal. hands down.
imcowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 13:25
imcowman
truly awesome. loved all of it, especially when the cop is looking for the dead body
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 13:31
michiyoyoshiku
Hasn't mega man been whored out more than Mario?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 13:51
tazarthayoot
@Michi

Do you miss the point of posts intentionally just to be a contrarian fuck, or are you really that fucking stupid?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 13:54
Bob Muir
BACK TO HADES DEMON-BEAST, FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!

Nice to know the police are so eloquent.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 14:08
J03yyz
lol whence
Calla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 14:17
Calla
who would've thought mario had a problem with the "plumbing"
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 14:17
bobafettm
I love how Peach was just nagging on Mario the whole time. Thats why he should have never saved that bitch.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 15:05
Joseph Leray
I love Peach was a hottie. I'm pretty sure that Mario and Peach have a love/hate relationship. As in, Mario loves to hatef*ck her.
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 15:38
JoeCamNet
Man, all the bleeps ruined it. Sometimes bleeps can be used to add to the humor (South Park) and sometimes they just ruin it (this).

Still funny as shit, just wish there were an uncut version!
Campbell's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 15:47
Campbell
A new Mario game could come out every day and I'd be completely content.


Bring on the Marios.
John Martone's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 16:34
John Martone
I thought it was great. Pretty rounded, with a good script and decent actors... minus the cop, but I'm sure that was because he didn't have much to work with.
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 18:40
AndyCat
does GameJew look a little different to you?
Andrex's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2007 23:02
Andrex
haha the best part is when he went down the drain
TheQuestioner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/02/2007 22:33
TheQuestioner
Live-action Mario FTW
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