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Who wouldn't want this horny Dr. Mario statuette? photo

Dtoid's custom figure guru Kodykoala has a dirty mind. Look at this Dr. Mario-inspired piece and tell me it isn't the opening scene to every nurse fantasy porno ever. Mario has a thing for pancake butt, apparently.

This statuette was intended to be sold through iam8bit but wasn't. Now, Kody wants to give it away to anyone as long as they come up with a clever custom figure suggestion. If you'd love to proudly display horndog Mario on your shelf, maybe you can mosey on over and offer your two cents.

In the meantime, check his Flickr gallery for more angles and possible upskirts.

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Tony Ponce (aka megaStryke) is a culturally confused, Canadian-born Puerto Rican who grew up in Japan and South Florida ... yet can only speak English. He specializes in writing features and maintaining an immaculate goatee. Likes: Any and all things related to Mega Man, Contra, Castlevania, 2D, PB&J sandwiches, applesauce, and candy corn. Meet the rest of the team



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Dancing Mad's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 12:31
Dancing Mad
I'd hit that.
DukeOAwesome323's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 12:43
DukeOAwesome323
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 12:59
Jamie McGinn
I always thought that Mario had the cold, dead eyes of a seasoned rapist.

Today I am vindicated.
Rabite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 12:59
Rabite
Her eyes are scary.
Gunner226's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 13:01
Gunner226
SEXXXXAYYYY!!!! YUMMMY!!!
Judgmentt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 13:01
Judgmentt
GIMMAH!
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 13:04
Corduroy Turtle
I'm sorry, everyone.


"Pancake butt"
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 13:09
Epic-Kx
This statue is totally unrealistic. Everyone knows Peach got a bubble booty.
JuNk3T's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 13:19
JuNk3T
If you haven't id like to see a statue of the final part of Mother 3 when "you-know-who" finally reveals his/her face.

SPOILERS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30yKZRvQm2A
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 13:26
Occams electric toothbrush
I'd like to see a statue of Mario openly weeping at the grave of Jean Benet Ramsey.
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 14:00
PhilK3nS3bb3n
@occams: why not Michael Jackson? Also guys click the link to submit your suggestions.
grandmaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 14:00
grandmaster
Maybe Mario is looking at the ground near her feet.This could be another Obama looking at hot can misconception.
BrainWasherAttendent's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 14:09
BrainWasherAttendent
Plus, we know obama loves dudes. Dudes that smoke crack.
PrinceHeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 14:26
PrinceHeir
lol what the hell XD
Uzeless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 14:30
Uzeless
"Man. I wanna plough that ass! Musta getta ridda that stupid mushroom!!"
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 14:58
fetusmilk
make me a figure of Meryl doing sit ups in her underwear with a "prison cell play set" maybe even with possible "snake in the vents" above her.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 15:52
Artemus
That would great in my office if I was a Doctor.
Wally's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 16:14
Wally
Man, Peach has some scary looking eyes.
JoeTheProYaKnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 17:14
JoeTheProYaKnow
Childhood.

Permanently.

Destroyed.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 17:15
Mr Andy Dixon
I'd butter and syrup her pancakes, if you know what I mean.

(Butter is pee.)
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 17:18
Jonathan Holmes
I don't know anyone in real life who could comfortably display that sculpture in their home or office
OmnipotentBagel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 17:23
OmnipotentBagel
I love that this is right above the SoulCalibur ass post.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 17:36
KingSigy
That's a custom?! Holy shit that is well crafted.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 17:53
Occams electric toothbrush
@PhilK3nS3bb3n Because we all know how Michael Jackson died.
SUSPECT's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 17:54
SUSPECT
This is terrible, useless trash...
Pringao's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 17:56
Pringao
I'm going to have to try my best to forget this exists.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 18:11
Corduroy Turtle
"Butter is pee" - Mr Andy Dixon
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 18:50
tekbunny
@john holmes

sounds like you need to meet cooler people in real life.
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 19:01
PhilK3nS3bb3n
@Occams: well that throws out my other idea too. John Wayne Gacy. Done in McFarlane style, Gacy all violatered out. Ramsey all diva spawned coming out of the grave. Well, at least that ideas another reason I'm going to hell. Not a total wash.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 20:15
Occams electric toothbrush
@PhilK3nS3bb3n I fully support the idea of a series of serial killer statues that are Mcfarlane-d out. The use of Spawn boot could be breath taking.
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 21:38
Phoenix Gamma
That is one horrifying face Peach has...also pancakebutt.
Teepo 64's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2012 22:08
Teepo 64
What the hell? They have Mario and Toad spot on yet it looks like Peach had her face thwomped.
GameQueen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2012 09:13
GameQueen
Ew creepy. Don't like it at all. Must erase it from my mind so Mario can stay charming and fun for me.
Fearzone's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2012 10:38
Fearzone
She needs a bigger ass...
cockaroach's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/30/2012 13:17
cockaroach
WTf no effort was put into peach's face at all.
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