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Who wouldn't want this horny Dr. Mario statuette?


12:30 PM on 01.29.2012
Who wouldn't want this horny Dr. Mario statuette? photo



Dtoid's custom figure guru Kodykoala has a dirty mind. Look at this Dr. Mario-inspired piece and tell me it isn't the opening scene to every nurse fantasy porno ever. Mario has a thing for pancake butt, apparently.

This statuette was intended to be sold through iam8bit but wasn't. Now, Kody wants to give it away to anyone as long as they come up with a clever custom figure suggestion. If you'd love to proudly display horndog Mario on your shelf, maybe you can mosey on over and offer your two cents.

In the meantime, check his Flickr gallery for more angles and possible upskirts.

Who wouldn't want this horny Dr. Mario statuette? photo
Who wouldn't want this horny Dr. Mario statuette? photo
Who wouldn't want this horny Dr. Mario statuette? photo
Who wouldn't want this horny Dr. Mario statuette? photo
Who wouldn't want this horny Dr. Mario statuette? photo





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