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Well, David Harr (gamertag Diego Knyte) would -- that is, if you consider automatic gamerscore point-building via advanced robotics evil*.

David's robot, dubbed xBot, completes a simple task: it restarts a match after the current one ends in Perfect Dark: Zero, allowing him to gain the "Played 1000 Dark Ops Games" and "Played 1000 Deathmatch Games" achievements. If gamerscores weren't worthless before, they definitely are now.

And this also leaves his hands free to do, well ... whatever

One has to admire his dedication to a higher gamerscore. It's reported that this device took ten hours to build. That my seem excessive, but the time (and wrist pain) saved allows cheaters clever gamers like David to do more evil things in life. 

 (* Destructoid does not condone the use of robots for cheating or other evils)

[Via Gamesdog]

 


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Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:22
Jordan Devore
So what, is he the first guy to get those achievements? Please tell me he is.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:23
Dale North
Grim, that's what I was thinking.
beer baron's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:24
beer baron
Brilliant! Its not like this is the first time people have cheated to get a high gamerscore
Civnerd's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:26
Civnerd
About all this points to is just how lame some of the achievements are..... bravo for him to actually waste 10 hours of his life getting 2 achievements.... and who the hell owns perfect dark anyway?
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:27
CannibalCalvin
This is the solution to not having bots in certain games. Now all you need to do is work up some controls for the thumb sticks, and program a visual recognition program and quicker then you can say frag, you've got yourself an opponent.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:31
BluDesign
(* Destructoid does not condone the use of robots for cheating or other evils)

So what was that humping robot video about on Friday then huh? That robot sure looked like he was forcing himself on that lamp.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:33
Rockvillian
Pshhhh if I had robot skills I'd make one that cooks breakfast for me. there has to be a live chicken in it somewhere dropping the eggs, and toast continually popping up and down all burnt.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:36
Rainbowblack
I've had my 360 since launch day. and in one year I have only collected a paltry 7000 Gamerscore. im proud of every damn point. every single one of them were earned and I never bought a single EA game for a quick 1K points. It's hard to hate them when I don't compete in the pointless pissing match that is gamerscore cred
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:40
Necros
Is it that hard to get it up there? I remember Super Smash Bros. Melee had some unlockable option after 5000 matches, and I had no problem playing the games with friends and enjoying myself in the process.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 14:47
Toneman
Everyone knows it's implossible for any human to actually sit through more than 2 games of Perfect Dark Zero. The game is just that bad.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 15:00
Brandon Undead
I would hate him if there was actually any possibility of anyone ACTUALLY playing 2000 matches of Perfect Dark. What a piece of crap.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 15:28
Niero
Do as we say, not as we do

masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 15:48
masterledz
You can say that again.
digiwalsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 17:03
digiwalsh
Surely playing Perfect Dark Zero should REDUCE your Gamerscore?
RayCharles's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 20:02
RayCharles
Wow has this guy ever heard of a 2k sports game
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 21:45
bleep
well I was gonna comment on the, "(* Destructoid does not condone the use of robots for cheating or other evils), thing but I see that Niero has already put that one to bed....NOW BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/20/2007 21:47
Paul Soth
It's the [url=http://www.lamerkatz.com/features/q3aimbot4.shtml}L-Aim Bot![/url]
PetiePalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/21/2007 09:10
PetiePalo
I think I only used the Final Fantasy cheat on the river once, where you could keep going in a circle and only for a night since I didn't have the time to grind. Generally I'm against cheating.
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