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Look I drink... and I like unicorns, Halo's and [Expletive deleted]. I now realize that I can't win the Halo's, but that doesn't mean that you can't. It's contest time, kids!

You can win a brand spankin new copy of Halo 2 for Windows Vista, an XNA development disk, and a copy of Pirate Coast magazine.

Check out the details and pictures of the prizes after the jump.

CATMASK

That is right folks -- Greybush is spreading the joy in the form of... swag? Halo 2, and a full XNA kit so you can create and play your very own games for Xbox Live. The Pirate Coast magazine was just another way of taking the contest to a whole new level.

Here is how you win:

#1. Fill in the blank: 

 _ _ _ _ is coming to the Xbox 360 in late 2008 or early 2009.

#2. Make an MS Paint drawing involving Halo and using a funny caption. Do whatever you want with this, just try and make it funny. Winning the Halo's, Master Chef, Lazer Car, you know what makes me giggle.

#3. Pay no attention to #1.

You have one week to add your entry. At that point, the Dtoid Army will pick a winner, and I will post it in the full glory for all the Internets to see. Please be sure to resize you pics to under 600px wide before you post them.

prizizors

It is creepy isn't it? Like looking into a future mirror.

creepy

May the Force be with you...






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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 09:59
tazarthayoot
Zomg Viking Workman!
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 09:59
Ambulance-Y
is making halo 2 for vista m$'s way of trying to push their new crap bucket os on us?
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:04
LordRegulus
@Ambulance-Y

What? You don't like The Wow™?
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:06
LordRegulus
Jesus Mother-Loving Christ, Greybush.

You want me to black out at my desk?
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:10
Ambulance-Y
the game wow or is wow something about vista? either way neither interests me.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:13
Snaileb
Somebody win me the Halo's...

My photoshop sucks.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:14
Snaileb
Why is the force linked to her bodankadonk?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:22
Kryptinite
Shorty got an ass on her!
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:26
PwnDaddy
I for one, win at the Halos. Now to make ze Photoshop art.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:33
SLiFE
Here's the real question:
Who among us would actually be able to play the Vista-exclusive Halos?

Also. her ass has it's own atmosphere and gravitational pull.
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:36
LordRegulus
@Ambulance-Y

BEHOLD!

The Rapture is upon us, evidently.
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:38
LordRegulus
@Snaileb

Because it surrounds, it penetrates us, and it binds the galaxy together.
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:40
Ambulance-Y
vista has only wowed me to the effect they could go with something worse than xp. but almost slightly better than ME. 2000 ftw!!!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:42
Snaileb
I think Ron needs an smoking hot snake mullet to go with that epic beard.

Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:53
Snaileb
Are we supposed to mail these in or post them?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 10:58
tazarthayoot
LOL She got pee'd on by an R&B singer.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 11:04
Snaileb
Whatever I'll just keep posting them then.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 11:06
Snaileb
Someone else made this but I put a caption on it. All MS Paint.

Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 11:06
Fana7ic
That picture with the cat mask is even more disturbing than namelessted´s avatar.
Agent Nixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 11:14
Agent Nixon
@snaileb
sheesh, show some effort!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 11:22
Snaileb
=(


You're only allowed to use MS paint!
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 11:35
galagabug
vista fails at remote desktop connection to any non-vista pc's, which effectively keeps me from working from home.

best. OS... evar!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 11:53
BluDesign
@galagabug

What Vista are you using? One of my co-workers has Vista Business and I can remote to it from my work PC with no problems.

@Agent Nixon

Where's your clearly superior effort?

Snaileb: 3
Agent Nixon: 0

I suck at MS Paint, but I can do ze photoshoppes. Now, if only I wanted ze haloes.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 11:58
Snaileb
@ dvd : Your haloes, ze can be mine for the low low price of ...gratification of giving Snail haloes...
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:04
tazarthayoot
Fuck man photobucket is such a piece of shit. I've been waiting for 10 minutes for it to load my fucking album just so I can upload my picture to use it.
ghettosmurf's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:08
ghettosmurf
I have that shirt :(
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:14
tazarthayoot


Jesus christ about time it load me upload this piece of shit.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:30
Snaileb
Tazar! Brilliant!
CarlostheJackal's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:34
CarlostheJackal
Fucking Dtoid contests!!!!!!! Every one of them has to be about drawing or photoshopping...what about us assholes that can’t draw or Photoshop worth a shit? Can you ever have a contest were all you have to do is like...make fun of someone or write a funny paragraph or post about something or fuck I don’t know. My point is that every contest is about artistic skills and not just creativity. I thought Dtoid was an equal opportunity swag giver awayer.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:35
tazarthayoot
@Carlos

All I did was look up Master Chief in google, copy pasted into MS Paint, and then used a text bar. That's it, took about 30 minutes. Why do you think he said to use MS Paint, and not Photoshop?
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:38
Ambulance-Y
Why do you think he said to use MS Paint, and not Photoshop?

cuz vizta isn't yet compatible with photoshop? or a deacent wacomb tablet? or people. or to piss in the face of mac owners?
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:41
tazarthayoot
I'll trade the Haloes for a lock of Workman's magical beard hair. I hear it can cure cancer, and lupus.
Ignignokt01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:42
Ignignokt01
"cuz vizta isn't yet compatible with photoshop?"

lol you're funny
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:44
Kif


300 hours in MS Paint
CarlostheJackal's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 12:51
CarlostheJackal
I am just being a big baby today, sure I could just find a HALO image and open it in MS Paint and slap a comment on it, but my point is that all the contest have to do with art and then the comment, I can make the comment funny, my problem is I think it is a waist of time for me to find a master chief and copy and paste his ass all over the place. That is why I wish a contest would just be... "Add comment to this Picture" or something like that and you win a trip to the Dtoid farm or a key chain or something.
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 13:00
BritiniMartini
The dtoid farm is fun. I've been there.

>.>
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 13:02
tazarthayoot
Ron Workman will personally sexually assault you behind the barn at Dtoid farm.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 13:41
BluDesign
Poems?

Fuck yeah!

ahem.

Ze haloes, give them.
I need for them to my winz.
Catmask is tres cool.
CarlostheJackal's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 14:01
CarlostheJackal
Now that Summa is gone Ron Workman is now my new fav.
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 14:18
plyr3005


so, umm, can we enter twice?

@Carlos
same, even before summa left.

Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 14:48
Papapishu
<img src="http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4283/syphilis2dg7pb8.jpg">
<i><b>...is coming to the Xbox 360 in late 2008 or early 2009.</b></i>

If you're real lucky, it won't leave a red ring on your dingdong.
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 14:51
Papapishu
Ack, sorry. Didn't notice the BB code stuff. Sorry for that earlier post.



...is coming to the Xbox 360 in late 2008 or early 2009.

If you're real lucky, it won't leave a red ring on your dingdong.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 14:54
Snaileb
MS Paint only mang.


HAXX0RZ
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 15:18
LordRegulus
@Papapishu

A-HA! I knew something was going on between Cortana and that tramp, the Gravemind.

"Okay, shoot", she says...

WHORE!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 15:30
Snaileb
This is from Ron's request :

LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/06/2007 15:33
LordRegulus


NEVAR 4GET!!1!
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