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It's really interesting: while the "top sellers" list at Amazon.com may not be the most accurate picture of how games are selling in a particular market, they seem to be pretty good indicators of what that market's interests are. Take this week for example: The Nintendo DS rules as usual, with the twin blockbusters Pokemon Diamond and Pokemon Pearl taking top honors at places 1 and 2, followed by the Onyx Black Nintendo DS. This reads to me as "Americans like Pokemon and their DSes", and this seems to be the general consensus lately.

Now let's look at our Japanese friends: They also love their Nintendo DSes as well as the internet mega-store Amazon. Amazon Japan's top listed selling game this week? Dokidoki Majo Shinpan, the game that lets players poke and touch various girls with their stylus (or go bare handed if you roll like that). If the title sounds familiar, it's because we told you about the web site opening last month. The most surprising thing is that the game hasn't been released yet, and that those sales numbers come from preorders!

So, to summarize, we both like Nintendo's handheld and Amazon, but while we love collecting our pocket monsters, they prefer to poke animated girls in the ass with a stylus. Any questions?

If you're curious and want to poke around, (get it?) feel free to hit up the official web site (Japanese only), loaded with details of the upcoming game, including character information and screen shots. There's also a link to a blog written by the producer, who seems to be very pleased and surprised that his game made the top of Amazon Japan's list.








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BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 08:14
BlackDove
Yes... poking... that's fun.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 08:17
AngelsDontBurn
Yay panties game?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 08:18
BlindsideDork
hahahahahaha
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 08:19
Snaileb
Mxy is on fire!

*poke* *poke*
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 08:21
Snaileb
EXCUSE ME...WHAT IS THAT?

"BERRIES AN-"

BERRIES!! BERRIES AND WHAT ELSE?!

"BERRIES AND CREAM..."

BERRIES AND CREAM! BERRIES AND CREAM! BERRIES AND CRRREEEeEEEeeAAaaAMMMM!!

Sorry for the spam and babbling, but at least it's outta my system for the day.


O.o
Oninusar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 08:45
Oninusar
i love the Japanese, and HEY its basically a tamagochi right?

Kiss, Poke, Touch, Pumpkin, Teakettle hell YEAH all the options i want when im probing young girls...

"Spot of tea with your Pumpkin? Yeah daddy knows what you like"
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 08:51
BahamutZero
I always go raw dogs
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 09:19
Dale North
HAHA @ bahamut zero
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 09:27
Joe Burling
Can I touch their strawberry parts?
Rezbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 09:43
Rezbit
"Touching is good" has never been more alive in Japan.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:20
topgeargorilla
this game is really, um, yucky. Is there a fucking market for people to touch fuckin cartoon characters? I don't get it; it's so damn fucked up.....
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 10:22
topgeargorilla
ewwww, there's an angel/pixie thing that has blood/shit all over it's hammer.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 11:22
BahamutZero
for Snail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsPFyoEpGVA
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 11:24
Pepillou2
I am straight. Oh, my priorities? Yeah, they're straight too.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 11:36
Snaileb
@ Bahamut : That guy is so awesome and so lame @ the same time, my head hurts.

I could watch it 20 more times and it's still fucking funny.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 12:00
brad drac
Hrn. I have a strange urge to eat berries and cream, while prodding prepubescent girls with boob jobs with a stylus. And dancing.

But yes...
[img]https://www.videogameslive.com/shop/images/touchinggood.jpg[/img]
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 12:18
Lord_Satorious
I owned a black... excuse me, ONYX DS Lite and Pokemon Diamond, but I had to trade my five year old nephew for both, so right now I have his old blue DS Phat and Pokemon Pearl, so at least I can still play DS games.

Touching is indeed good. Hey Atlus, you import wacky Japanese games, now bring over Dokidoki Majo Shinpan. There won't be an overblown media outrage about pedophiles every day until the next school shooting, that's crazy talk.
elpoopacabra's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 13:05
elpoopacabra
sounds like the japanese are catching a different kind of pocket monster


get it? i mean their wiener
Nalim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 15:14
Nalim
how am I not Surprised about this?
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 17:54
AndyCat
my priorities aren't the only things thats straight.

wowaweewa!
The CronoLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2007 22:57
The CronoLink
@Mxyzptlk
Arrgh! 4chan!! Off with its head!!!
questworld's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 00:05
questworld
This from the "hot coffee mod," naked Sims, and naked Lara Croft (yuck) community?
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