It's really interesting: while the "top sellers" list at Amazon.com may not be the most accurate picture of how games are selling in a particular market, they seem to be pretty good indicators of what that market's interests are. Take this week for example: The Nintendo DS rules as usual, with the twin blockbusters Pokemon Diamond and Pokemon Pearl taking top honors at places 1 and 2, followed by the Onyx Black Nintendo DS. This reads to me as "Americans like Pokemon and their DSes", and this seems to be the general consensus lately.
Now let's look at our Japanese friends: They also love their Nintendo DSes as well as the internet mega-store Amazon. Amazon Japan's top listed selling game this week? Dokidoki Majo Shinpan, the game that lets players poke and touch various girls with their stylus (or go bare handed if you roll like that). If the title sounds familiar, it's because we told you about the web site opening last month. The most surprising thing is that the game hasn't been released yet, and that those sales numbers come from preorders!
So, to summarize, we both like Nintendo's handheld and Amazon, but while we love collecting our pocket monsters, they prefer to poke animated girls in the ass with a stylus. Any questions?
If you're curious and want to poke around, (get it?) feel free to hit up the official web site (Japanese only), loaded with details of the upcoming game, including character information and screen shots. There's also a link to a blog written by the producer, who seems to be very pleased and surprised that his game made the top of Amazon Japan's list.
Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site
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*poke* *poke*
"BERRIES AN-"
BERRIES!! BERRIES AND WHAT ELSE?!
"BERRIES AND CREAM..."
BERRIES AND CREAM! BERRIES AND CREAM! BERRIES AND CRRREEEeEEEeeAAaaAMMMM!!
Sorry for the spam and babbling, but at least it's outta my system for the day.
O.o
Kiss, Poke, Touch, Pumpkin, Teakettle hell YEAH all the options i want when im probing young girls...
"Spot of tea with your Pumpkin? Yeah daddy knows what you like"
I could watch it 20 more times and it's still fucking funny.
But yes...
[img]https://www.videogameslive.com/shop/images/touchinggood.jpg[/img]
Touching is indeed good. Hey Atlus, you import wacky Japanese games, now bring over Dokidoki Majo Shinpan. There won't be an overblown media outrage about pedophiles every day until the next school shooting, that's crazy talk.
get it? i mean their wiener
wowaweewa!
Arrgh! 4chan!! Off with its head!!!