When Hustler calls - destructoid

When Hustler calls

2:35 PM on 04.01.2007


Today is a sad, yet joyful day. It is with a heavy heart that I tender my resignation at Destructoid. I never thought the day would come, but I'm proud to announce that I have been hand selected by Larry Flynt himself to be one of the new top ten "Nude Girls of Gaming". How could I turn down such an honor? Not to mention, the pay is killer and I get my own white stretch limo with "Nagiko" written down the side in pink glitter. All my dreams have come true in one day. I will miss you all terribly, but this is the true definition of "Living the Dream."

For those of you that would like to keep up with me in future, feel free to come hit up the Hustler website as the feature will be starting soon. Nerdcore, beware: this feature is going to make yours look like child's play. I hear there's an orgy scene coming soon where Wiimotes play a major role. Use your imagination, campers.




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