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When Hustler calls

2:35 PM on 04.01.2007   |   Colette Bennett

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Today is a sad, yet joyful day. It is with a heavy heart that I tender my resignation at Destructoid. I never thought the day would come, but I'm proud to announce that I have been hand selected by Larry Flynt himself to be one of the new top ten "Nude Girls of Gaming". How could I turn down such an honor? Not to mention, the pay is killer and I get my own white stretch limo with "Nagiko" written down the side in pink glitter. All my dreams have come true in one day. I will miss you all terribly, but this is the true definition of "Living the Dream."

For those of you that would like to keep up with me in future, feel free to come hit up the Hustler website as the feature will be starting soon. Nerdcore, beware: this feature is going to make yours look like child's play. I hear there's an orgy scene coming soon where Wiimotes play a major role. Use your imagination, campers.








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Colette Bennett is a Destructoid features editor from New Orleans, Louisiana. She is also a founding member of Destructoid's sister sites Tomopop, a toy lover's blog and Japanator, our anime site. Likes Nintendo DS, NES, Silent Hill series, Rhythm games, RPGs Meet the rest of the team



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BlackDove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 14:35
BlackDove
One question.

Why so obvious?

The merit of the day is within the obscure.
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 14:38
BritiniMartini
April Fools?

<3
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 14:43
deiga-the-semivaliant
You mean April Fap-fap.
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 14:47
William Haley
That's (at least) three Colette articles in a row with sexual overtones. I'm going to mail you a little friend of mine I like to call "The General". Don't worry, I don't need him anymore, I found God.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 14:48
LostCrichton
OMG I lol'd!
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 15:04
trydizon
what do you mean by "hand selected?"
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 15:08
velcroman
don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, ya slut!
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 15:28
Phist
(IN OTHER BREAKING NEWS)

I heard Robert "Lost" Summa and Greybush are appearing in a feature called Top 10 Gay Gamer Couples. Apparently, some media executive felt the need to secure the two for this exclusive insider look. Workman's boasted accomplishments in "Call of Doodie (Hole)" was the icing on the cake.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 15:33
Gameboi
Now this is a decent April Fools article. Original, and funny. Great job!

grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 15:53
grrza
You're breaking the hearts of Dtoid fanboys everywhere Colette...
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 15:55
Lezbro
They found 10?
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 15:56
Joseph Leray
kbai.
El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:00
El Fajitas
3.8 stars on the laff-o-meter. Keep it up.!
OldschoolVgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 16:10
OldschoolVgamer
You had me going for a minute with that one but quickly realized what day it was and could tell it was bullshit because people like us make fun of that shit, not be a part of it.
God Len's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 17:37
God Len
i want pics!
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 18:20
bobafettm
^ I think we all do! :)
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 18:20
Aaron Mxy Yost
Colette's a girl?
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 18:21
10BobMarleys
ZOMG prayer does work after all!
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 19:44
scrap
Dtoid.com = best blog evar!
zombie_wannabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2007 20:53
zombie_wannabe
im so confused. it would suck to see colette actually leave. but im kinda disapointed that shes not leaving to go to hustler.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2007 01:46
Sharpless
Na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na, my angel is the centerfold.

Na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na...
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2010 18:56
The Amazing Shenazin
God, if only this was real
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