Do you love stereotypes? Really?!?! So do I! Event better, I love stereotypes about people who love certain games. Our buddies over at DoubleViking put together a rather genius list about what your favorite video game says about you. Do you find yourself falling in line? Have something you wanna add? Let us know what needs to be added to this uber list.
PONG: They’re either a smartass…or mentally challenged.
Goldeneye for N64: They didn’t “get any” in high school.
“Anything with Mario”: They’re either a 10-year-old boy, or a meth dealer from Florida.
Final Fantasy III/Chrono Trigger: Not only did they not “get any” in high school, they’re still not quite sure what “getting any” means
Sonic the Hedgehog: They’re the dudes buying the meth from the Mario fans
WiiSports: They’re currently looking for more bandwagons to jump onto
Dead or Alive: Someone with a serious, borderline dangerous, Asian fetish
Nintendogs for the DS: You never fully recovered from the car accident
NBA Live 2k6: You drive a Toyota and love a smidge of mayonnaise on your bland turkey sandwich
Anything on PS3: You either rich, or a dude who loves selling things on eBay.
Metal Gear Solid 2: You live alone, you haven’t dated a girl in three years and your knife collection is growing every day
Ninja Gaiden, Black: You used to beat up dudes in high school
Halo 3: You’ve got a sweet ass time machine, seeing as the game hasn’t come out yet.
WarioWare—Touched for Nintendo DS: You love giving people “high fives” at inappropriate times, like funerals, or during sex
Kingdom Hearts: You’re gay…you just don’t know it yet because you’re 10-years-old
Katamari Damacy - the shrooms are just peaking but the acid's wearing off, and you've got a bottle of cough syrup in front of you for when the shrooms get boring
Nope i never "got any" whilst playing FFVI/CT heck i just hit puberty around then. In fact I had to wait till my senior year before I got any. sad but true
Chrono Trigger: Not only did they not “get any” in high school, they’re still not quite sure what “getting any” means.
only half true... i didint get any in high school... the other part is wrong tho :p
My favourite game is Legend of Zelda OoT. Physically I apparently resemble Jack Black (Nacho Libre), or so I've heard. I don't think that's a correlation, but still, kinda funny.
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