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What's with giant butts, Capcom?

7:00 PM on 06.19.2011 // Jonathan Holmes

This tip was sent in with the warning "The Capcom Girls calendar gets a little risqué with a picture of GIANT BUTTS..." They weren't kidding. For whatever reason, the artist behind the above picture of Morrigan and her evil Lolita soul-sister Lilith decided to go all out on the tuckus on this one. From the looks of it, I'm not entirely certain that those two ladies would be able to walk. The weight from their butts alone would probably cause them to fall backwards with every step.

And why are they sitting on... wait... is that ketchup? This just keeps getting yuckier.

The good news here is, this image an many more are available for purchase via the Capcom Girls Calendar 2012. Pre-orders are open now. If you're looking for something with a bit more testosterone, you can also pick up the Capcom Heroes Calendar 2012, which from the looks of it, is all man, all the time. I'm sort of put off by the implication here that "girls" and "heroes" should be in two different categories, but Capcom could easily make up for that by giving me a drawing of Dante and Mega Man in thongs, flexing their giant, striated ass cheeks.

Capcom lets you choose between sexy and heroic calendars [GameSwag.com]




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