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The above picture was taken by Destructoid reader John E. In case you can't make out the shattered remnants, that's a PSP which was utterly annihilated by its owner after a particularly frustrating round of LocoRoco 2. For a game that is supposed to be quite relaxing, the idea that it could inspire one poor gamer to channel the rage of the Gods is quite confusing, but we'll let him explain.

"So, I was playing LocoRoco 2 again. I bought this game like 3 weeks ago, and finally reached BuiBui Fort 3 like a week ago," states John. "I have tried bazillions of times to get through it, but could never do it. Luckily for me, I reached my breaking point today. I reached the first elevator, one of those retarded BuiBuis threw a pretty well aimed stone at me, which hit me right in the head, sent me flying off the elevator and into the spikes.

"At that moment, everything turned black in front of me. I was so furious and angry. I totally lost control of myself at that point. I just held the PSP like a hammer, and smashed it on the edge of the table as furiously as I could. Years and years of working out have finally paid off! It was gone in one hit! I decided to take a few pics for fun."

The sad irony is that his copy of LocoRoco 2 survives the incident perfectly, and currently sits in pristine condition, awaiting a swift GameStop trade-in. 

John asked us what the worst thing a game has ever made us do, and we thought we'd extend that query to the Destructoid community. What's the worst thing a game has ever made you do? Have you lost possessions, furniture or even limbs thanks to a frustrating experience? How far has your gamer rage taken you? Let us know, and hit the jump for my own confessions.

While I've personally never gone as far as to destroy an entire system, a number of games have met their end at my furious hands. I must admit I have a bit of a temper sometimes, and the destruction of inanimate objects often helps. Like the time I flung a copy of Sonic Heroes against the wall. It only cost six quid, and I never regretted my decision to toss the game at the wall so hard that the disc shattered. If anything, £6.00 was worth it just to destroy a copy of that infernal piece of shit.

When I lose my cool, I have a nasty tendency of taking it out on myself rather than others, and my anger has caused me a great deal of pain in the past. As a much younger child, I recall getting so angry at Primal Rage, I headbutted the Mega Drive controller as hard as I could. Quite how I thought that would help the situation, I'm not sure. Talon remained undefeated, and I now had a stabbing pain in my forehead. Very fucking wise. 

Sega Superstars Tennis made me draw blood once when I ended up cutting my finger on the broken disc. I think that was the moment I realized I needed to actually not break things. Now that I'm married, I've found that my desire to destroy stuff is no longer present. This is mostly due to having a nice, soft female face to punch repeatedly when I suffer yet another stupidly cheap death in Far Cry 2

If you think I'm bad though, let me recount the story of my brother, who decided to destroy not one of his games, but the game of a friend that he had recently borrowed. My memory is hazy as to what the exact game was, but I'm pretty sure it was a Street Fighter II Mega Drive cartridge. Having endured a particularly humiliating defeat, the youngster did what any reasonable gamer would do, yanking out the cartridge and flinging it against the wall. The obvious happened, and the cartridge was sent flying in several different directions. 

From what I recall, the cart was in three pieces. Two halves of the cartridge shell, and the interior chip board with all the bits and bobs. We were industrious in our youth, as well as stupid, and decided that we could put the board back inside the two halves of the shell, and then glue it all back together. Surprise surprise, it did not work. The game was well and truly fucked. 

So, my brother now owed his friend a game, and had no means to repay this debt. We did the only thing we could do. We took the fucking cartridge, unboxed and crudely glued together, to a a game store and tried to trade it in. The resulting situation, as the store worker explained to us that he could not accept such a game, was almost as embarrassing as the time I tried to take my scratched up copy of Spyro the Dragon to HMV, without a receipt, and attempt to "return" it. Children are not very clever. 

You now have some examples of some rage-induced stupidity. Feel free to share you own!


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shit-polka's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:47
shit-polka
@JoeyBuckets:

holy shit


mine was while playing god of war on spartan mode. I tried this one part about thirty times while swearing myself white in the face. I took one of my older controllers, went outside at 2am and unintentionally duplicated the L1 + triangle move Kratos does, swinging it by it's cord in a couple full circles before smashing it against the cement. I've never been so proud of something so stupid before.
Jehutus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:47
Jehutus
In all seriousness; I've broken two N-64 Controllers (thank you mario tennis) and three PS2 controllers (one for Soul Caliber 3, one on metal gear solid (the first), and one for I forget what). I also used to knaw off the rubber fingerbits when nervous. I've thrown a GC controller for RE4, but they're sturdy as balls. Same for 360 controllers (thank you Halo on legendary solo/COD4's bonus level the mile high club on veteran)
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:49
Professor Pew
I punched my monitor a could of times during Psycho Pinball. Also my keyboard. That's about it though, the worst thing I've done in years was throwing my controller across the couch after dying to Alma in Ninja Gaiden Black for the Xth time...

Although The Golden Compass and the last Spyro game made me curse the screen most of the time :P
Like RAB said, the cost of the replacement just never feels worth it to me.
Naktu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:49
Naktu
What, no mention of that cheap whore Alma from Ninja Gaiden?

That bitch claimed four controllers on the highest difficulty setting alone, and probably another four from all the lower difficulties combined. You can't understand how well and truly enraging this fight is until you've played it. You can play flawlessly, and if she decides to start levitating you at the wrong moment, you're absolutely screwed without any means of escape.

God damn beating her felt awesome.
sTo0z's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:53
sTo0z
I've had several broken controllers over the years, on various systems...

But I have a pretty sweet ability to always repair them.

Right now I can't remember the offenders exactly but I have two repaired 360 controllers.

I think one of them was from Assassin's Creed. I was doing all this sweet shit and then I landed in one of those small boats with one of those bum guys that push you in it, and he pushed me out of the little boat, into the water, where I promptly died. I slid the controller along the ground with a little too much force... it hit the wall directly on the two bumper buttons and they both stopped functioning.

One incident I clearly remember that was recently was Lord of the Rings Conquest. The melee combat was so stupidly broken that I think I spawned as Aragorn in one mission (single player), and I run like 5 steps and a troll grabs me and I die instantly. Then later in the level I finally get Aragorn again, and I run up to some Nazgul and they just kept chain-knocking me over until I died. Somehow my iPhone was on this table next to me, I grabbed my TV remote and aimed for that table, and somehow one of my fingers got between the iPhone and the tv remote when I smashed it, my pointer finger pretty much burst open and was bleeding everywhere, was swollen for like 2 weeks and I couldn't even hold a controller properly to play any games... totally owned.

Sorry for wall of text. ;p Everytime I get angry I think I've learned my lesson to stop damaging, but something terrible always happens. Something terrible like LotR: Conquest's melee system...
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:53
Diverse
ROSE Online made me skip two consecutive weeks of high school in my Junior year, and many more consecutive days after that.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:54
garison
I don't remember the a time when I broke something due to frustration.
Chilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:54
Chilly
... sorry for stupid blank post.

Worst thing for me was when i hit my step dad for taking Mr.X's offer to become his right hand man in Streets of Rage and forcing me to loose to him so he could see what happened. He had it coming!! Crime never pays, but justice is sore.
gamerwolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:55
gamerwolf
One time I was playing Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex on my GameCube, and for whatever reason decided to corrupt the save file, and then the game decided (without my permission) to reformat the memory card thus killing all of my game save files. I took a sledgehammer to that game soon as it was out of the system and on the pavement outside. Never broken a console at least I guess.
drgonzo666's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:58
drgonzo666
i took a shot at president reagan after a bad bounce in pong
Naktu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:01
Naktu
@Professor Pew, Holy shit, simul-post.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:07
F Whipple
I kicked a controller out of someone's hands while playing smash bros. Never broken anything though :/

Although I've caused a friend to swear like a drunken sailor
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:16
adultswim810
I threw my cat across the room and cursed it out because of sagat in SF4
doctor insidious's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:16
doctor insidious
I one killed my self after playing kataDam. Worst. decision. Ever.
Pyroph's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:17
Pyroph
Somehow got a scratch on an old pc monitor by throwing my glasses at it and the frame hit it and dented a big chunk in it.
Spike401k's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:18
Spike401k
Hahaa, yeaa...Ive destroyed countless controllers when I lost at the last second. I yelled fuck at the top of my lungs just today actually, as I messed up on a game, loosing my last life. I can't help but laugh though.
Lososaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:28
Lososaurus
I threw one controller on the floor, once, ever. In 15 years of gaming, I've thrown that one controller, problem is, it was a 360 controller, and the headphone jack broke off inside the controller. Had to buy a new controller and headset.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:47
Kyousuke Nanbu
A few controllers here and there. The box of a few games.

But jeez, some of you guys, I mean I've gotten insanely pissed at a game before but usually the thought of breaking an expensive piece of equipment(PSP, DS, 360 controller) usually stops me.

I just go outside and throw rocks or pet one of my cats.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:51
Takeshi
The worst thing a game made me do is lose my job. But that doesn't count I guess.
Project Diciple's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:52
Project Diciple
I got so angry at halo 2 that i punched my xbox like 20 times and it wouldnt even turn on
I jimmy-rigged it so it would work, but then i punched it again and thats the story of my xbox :(

and countless 360 controllers
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:54
CWal37
I just stop playing games in disgust.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:58
Joe Burling
JoeyBuckets!
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:58
atastysammich
Shit like that's why I bought Nerf Armor for my PSP and DS. Well, truth be told, I'm more accident-prone than Uncontrollable Rage™-prone (Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles notwithstanding), but my Wavebird's had some near-misses with a wide variety of items far more expensive than it. I'm just going to start walking calmly outside to toss it, where it hopefully won't damage anything else on impact.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 20:58
vexed alex
@ Jonathan Holmes

...What the fuck?
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:00
Orionsaint
I've thrown my controller and broke the wall. I bit down so hard an on NES controller once that I broke my tooth.
comtruise's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:00
comtruise
- The various cheap wins in Mario Kart Wii made me scream and curse like a sailor for days, until my apartment neighbor complained to the management.

- Not sure what game it was, but I punched the wall, leaving a sizable crater in it.

- I flung my PS3 controller after a losing streak in SFIV, which broke off the little piece of plastic between the R1 and R2 button. Other than that, I rarely break my games, console, controllers.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:04
Dr Milkdad
Threw my brother at the closest door, which collapsed as he flew through it... it was awesome.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:17
4knuckleshuffle
Playing Samurai Shodown 2 on my Wii whilst I was grounded, lost to the final bosses cheapass attack for the over 9000th time, and started shouting horrible obscenities, including Jim's favorite. This woke up my parents, who came down. I had to lie that I'd stubbed my toe to get out of the situation.
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:19
AKK
I further broke an already broken set of Rock Band 2 drums because they were broken. They would die within an hour of brand new batteries being put in with no warning. At one point (during Panic Attack or Visions or similarly difficult song that I was having a pretty good run on), they gave out and I smashed my fist against the red pad, cracking the plastic connecting it to the yellow pad considerably.

Nothing a little superglue couldn't fix though.
oilers02's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:24
oilers02
2 xbox 360 controllers - broke one of these playing star wars the force unleashed so unleashed on it pretty good other one i cant remeber i think losing in nhl 09
2 xbox controllers
4 n64 controllers -mostly super smash bros
2 gamecube controlers- losing to the master hand challenge with the right or left hand killed on of them then the right hand had like 5 percent health left he killed me so i lost it
Gamecube itself my brother would use samus and wait for me i was link then shoot the energy blast thing at me. So i threw the controller out of the console then he continued to attack my character so i curb stomped the gc then to make sure it didnt ever work again ran it over with my buddies car
Im pretty sure that is it
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:28
DarkTravesty
broke a few nes, snes and genesis controllers in my day but now i'm over that rage shit. if i get angry during any game i just shut it off and breathe and walk away.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 21:35
Black Nexus
eeer never broke anything here, but I came close to crushing a snes controller in my hand when I was playing super mario bros the lost levels.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:01
Wedge
Some of you people have some real problems. Other than shouting a bit, I've never been enough of a dipshit to actually break anything in a rage. I'm not fucking five years old and I try to take care of my stuff.
LuntiX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:06
LuntiX
I broke my original Xbox 360 controller after losing to Seth in SFIV 15 times in a row. Lets just say that controller will never EVER work again.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:11
Velt
Nah, never broken anything. A kick to a wall but most of the time if the game is broken and buggy...

I can loose my temper on more important stuff like the time I made a hole on a door because of med school.
ZhanShi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:11
ZhanShi
I've never broken anything, but I've thought about breaking my 360 controller during a frustrating part of a game while overly tired. Fortunately I have better ways to vent my rage.
I did find out my old Toshiba laptop was pretty resilient ...
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:13
Overcrowd
I don't remember what game it was (might've been Golden Sun 1, I'm not certain), but I once punched my spare GBA so hard that I smashed the screen. Luckily, I won it in a TV contest so I still had my original GBA to back me up. The one I broke was pink, so maybe that had something to do with it.
Redface's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:19
Redface
Fight Night Round 2 remains one of the most frustrating games I've ever played. I never made it quite far in the game, because one night I was driven into a furry so blinding I actually destroyed my t.v. I beat it so hard in my rage that the picture just went.

Like I said, I never made it far in Fight Night. By the time my parents replaced my t.v, I had traded in my original xbox and all my games so that I could get a 360.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:19
brainderailment
Mine didn't cause any destruction or damaged anatomy. I was pissed off while playing something on my dreamcast, not even sure what game. I had the dreamcast vga'd up to a nice little trinitron pc monitor in my room. I punched the monitor square in the center and everything on the screen jiggled and warped for about 2 seconds. I was sure it should have broken. All was well. I don't tend to let games get me upset to the point of physical violence. But that's normally because I just give up on that particular game for about 2 months.
The Scientist's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:29
The Scientist
Oh Joey, I really didn't have to see that. Oh well, I did.
boots555's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:30
boots555
lol, locoroco 2 isn't even a hard game. I would never do anything like that to my PSP. The worst I have done was throw the nes controller when I was younger. I would just wipe it at the ground.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:42
NihonTiger90
TF2 killed one of my headsets, but I'd actually have to think about this for a bit to get a better answer.
Lcdscreen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 22:44
Lcdscreen
I don't think I've ever broken anything, though I remember throwing my DS at the wall after a particularly frustrating game of Super Mario 64 DS. You know Nintendo products, shit's built to last.

Usually when I get angry I just slam the couch with my fist/yell/swear. The usual stuff. I forget what game it was but once I had such a horrible fit that my parents thought I was dieing.
StriderS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 23:00
StriderS
Scratched up my DS playing The World Ends With You. I was using a broken-tipped stylus, though. So it was less my anger and more my recklessness.
Saint Demon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 23:19
Saint Demon
Way back when the original Gameboy made its debut, you remember that large giant grey thing with the black and yellow screen, there was a game titled Super Mario Bros. for it. I used to get so frustrated at the game that I started head butting my Gameboy. Eventually, after one particular frustrating session I head butted my Gameboy so hard I broke the screen. Thats right. I broke my Gameboy because Mario died.

The second time I was playing a game called Earth Defense Force for the Xbox 360. This game had a lot of charm wrapped around a pile of shit. The game was so bad, and so frustrating that I through my television remote across the room and at my dresser essentially shattering it into several pieces.
hiraga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 23:27
hiraga
One afternoon, I was playing Ninja Gaiden on my XBox when after a few extremely frustrating battles on the "Fiery Lava Level" I got off the couch, unplugged my controller, rolled the cord up and walked out the front door of my apartment. I then threw the goddamn thing across the street into traffic. Luckily, I didn't hit any cars. The best part? Well, the next day, my roommate came home and told me: "Hey! Look what i just found across the street!" It was my fucking controller.
Nameless Monster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 23:32
Nameless Monster
Mother 3 made me cry ;_; (for references, it was Leder's monologue that did it.)

It really affected me, because I'm a man, and real men shouldn't cry. Let alone cry for a videogames' storyline!
Ryee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 23:33
Ryee
One time my brother HydroTonix my 2 friends and myself were playing halo 2 on all snipers. I wasn't winning but I was getting there then all of a sudden the controller fucked up and when I used my scope he would change weapons so I told everyone and they said they would give me some slack. They didn't then I started getting mad and when I let them know my controller fucked up they yelled at me and called me a pussy. I did that for a few minutes and they continued to tell me to stop bitching and finally I said FUCK THIS and threw the controller on the ground. I stormed out and met my other brother garison in the hallway who was listing to his new 80 dollar headphones he asked what's wrong I said go away and turned around ripping the headphones out of his ears and breaking them in half. To this day they still call me a spaz.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 23:54
Xhumation
Devil May Cry. 3

I threw the controller so hard it went all the way through my room, through the living room and it landed really hard inside the kitchen sink. Sounds impressive but the place isnt that big.

Strange enough it didn't break. it just doesn't vibrate anymore
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