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The above picture was taken by Destructoid reader John E. In case you can't make out the shattered remnants, that's a PSP which was utterly annihilated by its owner after a particularly frustrating round of LocoRoco 2. For a game that is supposed to be quite relaxing, the idea that it could inspire one poor gamer to channel the rage of the Gods is quite confusing, but we'll let him explain.

"So, I was playing LocoRoco 2 again. I bought this game like 3 weeks ago, and finally reached BuiBui Fort 3 like a week ago," states John. "I have tried bazillions of times to get through it, but could never do it. Luckily for me, I reached my breaking point today. I reached the first elevator, one of those retarded BuiBuis threw a pretty well aimed stone at me, which hit me right in the head, sent me flying off the elevator and into the spikes.

"At that moment, everything turned black in front of me. I was so furious and angry. I totally lost control of myself at that point. I just held the PSP like a hammer, and smashed it on the edge of the table as furiously as I could. Years and years of working out have finally paid off! It was gone in one hit! I decided to take a few pics for fun."

The sad irony is that his copy of LocoRoco 2 survives the incident perfectly, and currently sits in pristine condition, awaiting a swift GameStop trade-in. 

John asked us what the worst thing a game has ever made us do, and we thought we'd extend that query to the Destructoid community. What's the worst thing a game has ever made you do? Have you lost possessions, furniture or even limbs thanks to a frustrating experience? How far has your gamer rage taken you? Let us know, and hit the jump for my own confessions.

While I've personally never gone as far as to destroy an entire system, a number of games have met their end at my furious hands. I must admit I have a bit of a temper sometimes, and the destruction of inanimate objects often helps. Like the time I flung a copy of Sonic Heroes against the wall. It only cost six quid, and I never regretted my decision to toss the game at the wall so hard that the disc shattered. If anything, £6.00 was worth it just to destroy a copy of that infernal piece of shit.

When I lose my cool, I have a nasty tendency of taking it out on myself rather than others, and my anger has caused me a great deal of pain in the past. As a much younger child, I recall getting so angry at Primal Rage, I headbutted the Mega Drive controller as hard as I could. Quite how I thought that would help the situation, I'm not sure. Talon remained undefeated, and I now had a stabbing pain in my forehead. Very fucking wise. 

Sega Superstars Tennis made me draw blood once when I ended up cutting my finger on the broken disc. I think that was the moment I realized I needed to actually not break things. Now that I'm married, I've found that my desire to destroy stuff is no longer present. This is mostly due to having a nice, soft female face to punch repeatedly when I suffer yet another stupidly cheap death in Far Cry 2

If you think I'm bad though, let me recount the story of my brother, who decided to destroy not one of his games, but the game of a friend that he had recently borrowed. My memory is hazy as to what the exact game was, but I'm pretty sure it was a Street Fighter II Mega Drive cartridge. Having endured a particularly humiliating defeat, the youngster did what any reasonable gamer would do, yanking out the cartridge and flinging it against the wall. The obvious happened, and the cartridge was sent flying in several different directions. 

From what I recall, the cart was in three pieces. Two halves of the cartridge shell, and the interior chip board with all the bits and bobs. We were industrious in our youth, as well as stupid, and decided that we could put the board back inside the two halves of the shell, and then glue it all back together. Surprise surprise, it did not work. The game was well and truly fucked. 

So, my brother now owed his friend a game, and had no means to repay this debt. We did the only thing we could do. We took the fucking cartridge, unboxed and crudely glued together, to a a game store and tried to trade it in. The resulting situation, as the store worker explained to us that he could not accept such a game, was almost as embarrassing as the time I tried to take my scratched up copy of Spyro the Dragon to HMV, without a receipt, and attempt to "return" it. Children are not very clever. 

You now have some examples of some rage-induced stupidity. Feel free to share you own!


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t3chn1k4l's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 14:54
t3chn1k4l
I made the first wii-mote and nunchuk combo out of a n64 controller thanks to a flawless 2 min run that ended in a bail and the loss of a near million point combo.
t3chn1k4l's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 15:00
t3chn1k4l
oh yeah. Forget to mention the game that caused this was Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. This game caused a lot of frustration and many damaged goods, but ripping a controller in half is the most memorable.
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:02
Corican
I broke my Gamecube and controller by throwing my controller at my Gamecube after I got cut up, last second, in one of the pro races in SSX On Tour.
Sold it on eBay for £5 though...

I also have a bad habit of biting the muscle of my thumb on my palms, which has given me several bruises after a stressful game incident.
The Scientist's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:03
The Scientist
I'm actually pretty mild when it comes to getting angry at my games. The worst thing that's happened was my headphones breaking because I rolled over them in my office chair.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:03
PappaDukes
Dude, you could have at the very least sold it and gotten some monetary retribution... I'm just saying.
bart999's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:09
bart999
Megaman X made me bite a hole in the armrest of my couch at the time.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:14
Chronic Logic
RAAAAGE!!! Oh well, no use crying over spilled psp, dissect it and salvage some parts.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:15
Half left
"This is mostly due to having a nice, soft female face to punch repeatedly when I suffer yet another stupidly cheap death in Far Cry 2."

Try to avoid the face, obvious bruises, y'know.

I woke up an hour earlier than I normally would for about a week so I could get extra Runescape time in before school. That's about it.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:16
LsTr Of SmG
Dented the shiznit out of my old PC case before even getting to play the game in question (SystemShock2) after spending ages getting the damn thing to work on Vista and installing a load of mods only to have a power cut at the critical moment of game loading (in my defence it had been a long day).

Result - £75 replacing a custom PC case. Thank Greyskull I didn't damage any of the internals...
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:20
Jonathan Holmes
The worst thing a game ever made me do wasn't out of anger, but out of desperation.

Around 1999, I bought the Dreamcast port of Capcom Vs SNK 2 from someone off Ebay. This was before the GC/PS2/Xbox even existed, let alone the promise that those consoles would also get a port of this game in a "dying genre". I thought that if I didn't get the game working on my Dreamcast, I would never get to play it, EVERS!

The disc came in the mail, but didn't work. I was so desperate to play it, I figured I could use the PS1-style disc swap method to get the Japanese disc to run on my console. If you've ever tried it with the Dreamcast, you know that keeping the console's lid open while doing the swap is nearly impossible.

Long story short, I ended up sawing off the lid of my Dreamcast, permanently damaging it in the process, and it was all for nothing. The problem was that the disc was a bootleg, one that was never going to play on any console. I contact the seller, he apologized, and then sent me a proper version of the game.

Then I had to buy a new Dreamcast. Luckily, by that time the console had pretty much died, so a new one only cost me $20 or so.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:22
Jordan Devore
-EBA made me punch and break my DS.
-DOA4 made me smash my 360 controller.
-My SNES controllers would probably have been broken by now, but the things are indestructible.
CarlCastello's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:24
CarlCastello
My Sega Saturn has had it's share of shitty times. A few years ago, it refused to boot up any game that I put in. Omce, in a fit of rage because of that, I whipped the controller up into the air and ripped out the metal connector. That controller is still broken, but at least my Saturn plays anything I put in it now.

I guess that's more of a lack of games that made me do it, oh well..
Mossfrog's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:25
Mossfrog
I remember losing it years ago and palming the back of my bed in half and then putting a hole in the wall with my elbow in the same move. The cause? My mate beating me 6 rounds in a row with the same kick with Eddy Gordo in Tekken 3. We still use the term Tekken Rage.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:25
Dexter345
I'm not a destructive person. The most a game has gotten me to do is swear profusely, which is a bit severe since I don't curse much otherwise. Still, nothing serious like breaking a PSP.
talon84's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:29
talon84
I punched 2 holes in the wall thanks to Soul Caliber II. Had to cover them up with a couple of small Star Wars Posters.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:31
ChronosWing
Jesus... you people have no respect for your personal belongings. I could not fathom the idea of smashing a $150 psp in a fit of rage... mostly because I'm poor and can't afford to go buy another one. At least smash the game before the console... The game is much cheaper replace.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:38
Puppy Licks
I fractured a SNES controller because of Killer Instinct, frustrated the shit out of me.
XanderSan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:41
XanderSan
When I was really young I threw my friends out of my house when they yanked my mega-drive off the cabinet it was on and crashed my game of 'Sparkster'. I also chewed the edge of my controller after being PAINFULLY frustrated at getting my ass kicked by the CPU in Soul Blade/Edge/whatever it was then.

Since then though I haven't really done anything. Far Cry 2 I sent back to the rental company an hour after playing it when I died repeatedly after loading a saved game. I feel kind of like I should've spent more time with it. Also Street Fighter IV, because the single-player is balls and that pissed me off. I know it's not about the single-player at all, but when Guilty Gear has a complete Story Mode with branching paths and three endings for each character I guess I was hoping for that kind of treatment again. And of course the numerous SP modes from the Soul Calibur games.
kce05d's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:43
kce05d
I personally got so worked up and hot from playing incredible crsis for the PSone that I started to stipping to help regulate the heat. When my mom came into my room, I was half naked, sweating profusely, swearing, and button mashing the ps controller for dear life as I try to beat one of those levels.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:44
TheCleaningGuy
I've never broken any video game controllers or consoles.
Sorry.
Mirax's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:46
Mirax
Hmm... I'm generally a pretty relaxed person, so not anything to extreme. But, there was this time when I was playing Kingdom Hearts (the first one), and when I was just about to kill the bastard, my PS2 freakin' died. I screamed so loud the guy who lives next to me almost called the police.

Good times.
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:47
GrumpyTurtle
I grew up knowing that if I broke stuff, I wouldn't get a replacement, plus most of my games I bought with my own money. So I didn't wanna have to buy new stuff. I just got red in the face and swore a lot.
Mirax's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:48
Mirax
Oops, forgot something. I was trying to kill Sephiroth.
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:48
HydroTonix
Well just yesterday I asked garison if I could play his PS3, he said when he was finished. When he was finished he still would'nt let me play so in one clean swipe i pushed all his castle crashers figures onto the floor from a rather high shelf. The only broken part was a sword handle though. He was still mad as fuck.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:49
pendelton21
Yanked a nunchuck cord in half after failing over and over again to kill the final boss in Sonic and The Black Knight. Still haven't beat that fucker...
Baskervi11e's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:49
Baskervi11e
Many years ago I sadly broke my Sega Nomad across my knee after losing a particularly heated match of MK3 in a fit of rage. It was a very sad day. I had great difficulty just finding a unit to purchase and the many months of saving my allowance had been wasted in a single moment of unadulterated anger. Plus, they do make a nice collectors piece. Personally, I thought the Nomad was one of the neatest handhelds on the market besides the PSP. Sadly, mine is forever gone. *Sigh*
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:51
Tet
I had my own snes controller. You could tell it was mine because it had teeth marks around the buttons from the many times I bit it and shook it around like a rabid dog.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:51
DaedHead8
Oh boy, here we go.

My worst incidence of violence was during a particularly heated Halo 2 match. It ended badly for me and I threw my controller at the xbox, which broke it, the controller and scratched the game disc. I had to sell my copy of steel battalion to replace it all. I miss that game so bad. =(

Besides that, Def Jam Vendetta caused me to slam the gamecube controller on top of the gamecube, cracking the top. It still works. And the last boss of Metroid Fusion caused me to throw my GBA clear across the room.

It seems it runs in the family too, my aunt, knowing I love video games, asked me if it would be possible to fix my cousin's DSphat. Unfortunately for my cousin, he had torn it in half at the hinges and stabbed the touchscreen with the stylus multiple times. Needless to say, it was dead. I don't know what game he was playing at the time.
SamBasinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:52
SamBasinger
this one isnt necessarily me, but my brother. one time, we were playing NBA JAM on the genesis, he was the chicken, i was bill clinton, and i totally fucked his shit up. he responded to losing so well that HE PICKED UP THE SYSTEM AND BROKE IT OVER MY HEAD!!! i havent played the game since.
Caster Tr0y 357's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:53
Caster Tr0y 357
ha, i understand the pain.. most of my rage has been do to call of duty 4 and 5, and guitar hero and rock band...

i've destroyed 3 GH2 guitars, a Rock band guitar, a rb drum set, 4 360 wireless controllers, a couple of battery packs, a wireless headset (luckily nothing was visible, but it stopped recharging so i got to exchange it) and a wired headset.

ya, i know i'm destructive, i usually don't talk in the normal call of duty chat either, i got told to shut up once.. i get really angry when crap happens to me, especially when i hit someone with a shotgun from 20 feet away on hardcore, and they shrug the hit off and proceed to shoot me in the chest.. i generally get a party of some of my friends together and they all laugh when i get pissed of and start yelling profanities.. i've got quite a few stories, but i won't flood them all here...
Benki's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 18:57
Benki
I don't know what game it was, but on my original DS I've cracked the frame of the top screen because I got frustrated and it. Also one of the hinges is wonky. Still works though.

Also when I was at my friend's house one time, I was watching him play WoW and he got ganked in PVP and he lifted his keyboard and smashed it down on the desk, breaking the little stands at the bottom and some of the keys flew off. That was amusing.

And one unrelated to games, when I realized Eminem was completely shite after buying one of his singles, I snapped the few albums I had of him since his music is dead.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:07
CRAZYAPE69
ZELDA OoT: Fucking water temple!!!!!!-damage: N64 controller and tv

COD 4: Joining 15 games in a row and gettin my ass handed to me without a single kill-damage:One broken controller/batterypack/charger/headset.

DARK SECTOR: Annoying zombie things and man with a fucking minigun and me with a pistol-damage:yet annother controller and the disk

PGR3 and 4: Thrashed multiple times online-damage: One wireless headset

Guitar hero 3: Through the fire and the flames 78% and then the controller's buttons stopped working- damage:....what do you think...

to list but a few lol
Sup3rt3d's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:09
Sup3rt3d
Once I was playing Uno and I lost when I totally should have won so I grabbed my kitten Spakey shook him a bit dashed him against the wall crushed him to death in my hand then bit his cute little head off.

Then some of the blood dripped on the controller and now one of the triggers is a bit sticky
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:14
The Prodigal Son
Definitely worth mentioning:

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Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:14
Naim Master
I bited half of my PC controller when small playing Crimson Sky ...
Voz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:14
Voz
Shot up my school.
Peronthious's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:14
Peronthious
A frustrating round of...Loco Roco 2? Ouch. That game makes me do nothing but smile when I'm playing it, it's such a happy game.

My Gameboy Advance met an early end due to a rather unfortunate round of Mario Tennis (GBC). The computer kept hitting the ball back, again and again and again and again...you get the idea. I got a bit frustrated, and BAM, my GBA screen met my forehead, cracking down the center. This was right at the beginning of a long car trip back home from Texas to Virginia as well, so suffice to say I was not too happy.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:15
The Prodigal Son
Not me, but worth mentioning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwOv0xg31nk
IpcressFiles's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:15
IpcressFiles
I started playing World of Warcraft during my Masters and lost six months of my life.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:16
RAB
YOU'RE EATING AN APPLE ON YOUR PANTS, YOU BIAS SON OF A BITCH
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:16
The Prodigal Son
Dammit. I thought the embed didn't post. My bad.
Squirrel Pope's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:19
Squirrel Pope
i wish i had pics of it... back on my PS1 i was playing some fighting game (probably battle arena toshinden) anyways fighting games always piss me off when i lose and finally i think i just snapped when i lost to Verm one too many times and i threw the controller outside onto the deck then grabbed my BB gun (the Co2 one that looks like the six shot dirty harry fucking gun) i emptied 20 rounds into the controller. then picked it up again and proceeded to simulate the hammer toss from the olympics in my back yard.

4 days and nights later i went out into the yard and got the controller and dried it off...plugged it in holes and all stared playing Toshinden again. (i still have the controller somewhere at my parents house...i should find it...its the only PS1 controller to survive one of my tantrums)
bastardmaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:19
bastardmaster
I used to be pretty horrid with this gamer rage shit. I can't really remember the offending games except for Golden Eye, but....

a NES was smashed on a cinder block.
a Genesis was crushed via ax kick.
a SNES took a dip in a pool
a Sega Saturn was stabbed repeatedly with a broad sword, also put a nice gash in the carpeting
a Nintendo 64 was stomped to bits and it's 4 multicolored controllers drug down the highway behind my car like cans on a newly wed mobile.
JoeyBuckets's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:22
JoeyBuckets
The worst I ever did because of a game is this



It was a clean break of the wrist after punching a wall after losing in OT to a cheap shot artist in NHL 95 in a college dorm. Most expensive, stupid thing I've ever done. Now I just swear and open hand pound the carpet.
Alighero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:24
Alighero
I got really frustrated leading Yorda through puzzles in Ico just to see her get taken away and everytime I tried saving her I'd get shoved until she was gone... so I threw my ps2 controller at a wall... needless to say all the shoulder buttons flew off... but they popped back on :)
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:30
RAB
The Worst thing I've ever done is bite a controller really hard, but didn't cause any permanent damage.

I'm usually a very violent, angry person but I'm not stupid enough to break an expensive piece of equipment just because of my own shortcomings. I usually just shout FUCK at the top of my lungs or hammerfist my couch/matress.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:31
ajaxender
TF2... oh boy...

- Four broken mice (all in the last 3 months)
- One totally destroyed headset (figured it was broken, may as well fuck it up)
- One dead cellphone
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:33
Jim Sterling
Holy shit JoeyBuckets.

Holy shit.
Jehutus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2009 19:44
Jehutus
THE COMPANION CUBE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE! BUT I MURDERED IT IN COLD BLOOD, FASTER THAN ALL THE OTHERS BEFORE ME.

THAT WAS THE WORST THING A GAME HAS MADE ME DO

*breaks down weeping*
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