If you can look past the lame PowerPoint slide (or as the Apple kids call it, Keynote), and the neatly numbered WWE Superstars, you'll discover our good old friend "Stone Cold" Steve Austin will be making a triumphant return to our video game consoles this fall. I don't know about you, but I tear up sometimes when I think back when Mr. McMahon would end up on the mat after a "Stone Cold Stunner" every Monday night on Raw is War.
These days, wrestling kids are stuck with their PG programming on "Raw" and something called a Kofi. If middle-fingers and bald men are your thing, maybe grabbing your copy of WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2010 at your local GameStop is the answer.
What exclusive DLC would guarantee your purchase? The Ultimate Warrior, maybe Bret "The Hitman" Hart? I'm always game for a good "Montreal Screwjob."
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1:00 PM on 08.23.2009
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I loved Bret.
Nowadays I laugh though. Wrestling games are fun, but watching wrestling is not, at least not anymore.
I'd pay some MS Moondollars for Stone Cold.
He's the only thing that made it worth watching.
this would suck for people not in the US (like me) if its exclusive dlc
BAH GAWD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
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Wow, that is cheap, THQ, REALLY cheap.
You already have his movesets and character model in a gazillion SvsR games!
the cena orton match was so ridiculous that someone from the crowd came in and choked the referee out! for real
i doubt its scripted after seeing cena's reaction to that
and they ended the match quickly after that
Back when I was into wrestling, at a much younger and more stupid age, Stone Cold was entirely my favorite wrestler. The three stores listed there for whom this DLC is exclusive? We don't have them here. All we have is Wal-Mart and Hastings. The closest Gamestop is 60 miles away.
The problem with the question "What exclusive DLC would guarantee your purchase?" is that it is entirely backwards. Exclusive DLC will NEVER make me purchase a game. It will ONLY make me NOT purchase a game.
I don't know why game companies think that any other outcome is possible.