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What if Nixon ditched the gold standard because you stole it all?

2:30 PM on 03.10.2014 // Steven Hansen
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The Masterplan

Three former Disney Interactive developers have gotten together to form the much better named Shark Punch. On that there website (or embedded above) you can see a teaser for The Masterplan, a 70's styled heist game wherein you assumedly steal all the the United States' gold.

No wonder the country has been so screwed up. They don't teach you everything in history class; for example, Reagan's second mouth in his chest that he used to devour portions of the populous who believed in workers' rights. 

Hand drawn, 2D The Masterplan "blends a physics-based world and a clever AI system with a easy to approach 'real time with pause' user interface." It's slated for 2014 release on PC, Mac, and Linux, so hopefully we'll be able to bring you more on it -- how it plays, for instance -- out of GDC...next week. Oh dear. Let's all play Monaco in the interim.




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destructoid's previous coverage:
The Masterplan


  Jun 18

Review: The Masterplan

I propagate British cultural depravity


  Sep 16

Top-down '70s heist simulator The Masterplan now available on Steam Early Access

Beautifully hand-drawn, with a soundtrack that Tarantino might approve of


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