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So I went to a UFC boot camp last week, which was located at The Ultimate Fighter gym, right where the television show is filmed. Yes, imagine me in shorts. Exercising. "Working out." I laughed too. I said "I don't go gyms, and I don't do shorts." Somehow I ended up doing it anyway.

To be fair, I didn't do much. I let Rey do all the heavy lifting. Rey went through all the disciplines with actual UFC trainers. He did Muay Thai. He grappled with grown men on the floor. He punched bags. I stood back, sipped water, laughed occasionally, and tried one of those horrible tasting PowerBars that the healthy types are always eating.

If there's one thing I came away with after training with all of these professional trainers and fighters is that these aren't guys that blindly go out there in the octagon to kick each other's asses. These are very disciplined, coordinated, and talented fighters. The contrast between chubby games press members and the pros was mind-blowing, as you'd expect. My mind was never blown watching a UFC fight on television, but I couldn't look away as fighters snapped real kicks, blew through drills, and punished bags and high speed. The sheer coordination and finesse required was never apparent to me until I saw the layperson try it. Apologies to my fellow game journos, but you looked really silly in comparison.

It became apparent to me that Mixed Martial Arts is truly mixed, and to win you need the ability to quickly switch between them all, being a master of all. Your weakness is going to be exploited as soon as the opponent sees it. For most of the games press in attendance, that weakness was moving. Or their waistline.

All of this really figured into my playtime of upcoming game UFC Undisputed 2010. I no longer had the desire to desperately mash buttons. I wanted to somehow apply what I've learned from real fighters and trainers and go into the octagon in a respectable manner.  I thought about things like position and spacing and speed, and it all had a positive outcome on my game. All of this also had me looking down a bit on my other beloved fighting games, as none of them ever gave me this 1:1 experience of seeing how a game and its real-world counterpart compare. I'm not saying that UFC Undisputed is a Street Fighter killer, but I am saying that the former gives me a new appreciation for the art of translating sports into games.

I suppose this all was worth putting shorts on for. I did take Destructoid readers' advice: past-the-knee shorts were worn.








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Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 16:25
Aurain
Loving the UFC coverage Dale.
The Fundoshis's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 16:39
The Fundoshis
I never knew how chubby game journalists can be until this vdo.
Nice socks Rey.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 16:47
Dale North
best socks ever
MuddBstrd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 16:53
MuddBstrd
Wow, I think out of all those journalists, the only non-chubby ones I saw were Rey and one other guy in that octagon cage (a couple of guys to his left).

I have a black belt in karate myself, so it always warms my heart to see people trying out martial arts. I don't suppose this experience inspired either you or Rey to take up an art?
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 16:56
Dale North
MuddBstrd - I'm not chubby! I just wasn't in the frame. There's some fit MFs in the industry, they just didn't show here.

I wasn't inspired to take up the art, but I did instantly see the appeal of using the drills they showed us as a workout.
MuddBstrd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 17:08
MuddBstrd
@Dale: lol! I guess I should have phrased that as "the only non-chubby ones in-frame that I saw". I certainly didn't mean to call you chubby! :P And yes, those drills make an excellent work out. The best part is that it's usually in a class environment, so an instructor/sensei is usually pushing you even when you think you've hit your limit. It's great to get past plateaus and constantly improve!
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 17:09
Mr Andy Dixon
@Dale

Did you get any dicks grinded into your face? I always thought that would be the best part about UFC.
Thedudemjp's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 17:15
Thedudemjp
Damn, the jumping jacks at the beginning where on the second jump you could see one of the journalist's great big ass crack immediately signaled that I was in for a treat with this video.
Dezroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 17:32
Dezroy
I'm appreciating all the UFC Undisputed coverage. Thanks.

Although my interest has waned because of the footage shown at the last StrikeForce show, it would be good to see some EA Sports MMA coverage when they're getting closer to release too.
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 17:43
Ramalho
Good for you Dale, I hope more people realize how great this sport is.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 18:01
Occams electric toothbrush
Sweaty Dick Punching.

/win
StepTangent's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 18:03
StepTangent
Nice coverage, Dale.

MMA fighters all essentially have to learn boxing, kickboxing, Muay Thai, jiujitsu and wrestling. That is a lot to learn and master! These guys are serious athletes with some of the most intensive training of any sport. For me, watching MMA matches is so much more interesting than boxing or any standalone martial art.
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 18:28
kefkaesque
Looking down on them for not trying to be realistic?

There are enough boring games out there that try so hard to be realistic, I'd completely hate if any of the good fighting games out there tried to do so and in turn threw away their style, and ya know, uniqueness.
Badical's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 19:46
Badical
@ Dezroy: Wait... Are you saying your interest in UFC Undisputed has waned because they showed footage of it at the Strikeforce show? If that's what you mean, you are completely confused. The footage shown at the Strikeforce show was EA MMA, and it looked like total shit compared to UFC 2010.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 22:10
CountingConflict
I've been training in jiu jitsu and kickboxing for about a year now, and I can honestly say that it is one of the coolest and rewarding things I have ever done. I've lost 50 pounds, and I have a lot more energy and motivation for day-to-day activities. Good coverage.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 23:09
AdamantiumHip
Don't be ashamed to call UFC Undisputed a Street Fighter killer...it IS a street fighter killer.

It is true 3D fighting for one, and street fighter has never been able to do that, as well as being a repaint of a decade old template. UFC 2009 is THE best fighting game out there, and 2010 will only improve things.
cryoh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2010 23:46
cryoh
@ AdamantiumHip

I respectfully disagree. 3D isn't always better than 2D, and why fix what isn't broken? Street Fighter does what it does (emphasis on zoning, space control, and mindgames), and UFC can do with it does (emphasis on close-range striking and grappling systems).

However, I will non-respectfully say that you're insane if you believe that UFC 2009 is a better fighting game than either Tekken 6, Virtua Fighter 5:R, Street Fighter 4, or BlazBlue:Continuum Shift.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2010 03:36
AdamantiumHip
That's because you are one of these people blinded by nostalgia for crappy 2D fighters. You can't help it, it's not your fault, but it's true nonetheless.

People who think SF4 is better than UFC 2009 or 2010 are just nostalgia blinded idiots who cannot accept progress. It really is that simple.
FRYPAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2010 03:51
FRYPAN
"People who think SF4 is better than UFC 2009 or 2010 are just nostalgia blinded idiots who cannot accept progress. It really is that simple."

I'm speechless, are you serious?
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2010 04:07
AdamantiumHip
Yes.

Nostalgia blinded idiots.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2010 05:14
Sexualchocolate
Gotta agree with Adamantium - But mostly because I SUCK SO HARD at 2D fighters.

I'm pretty good at the UFC games, 2009 at least, but I just don't know how to Street Fighter at all, I've tried a whole lot and just. don't. get. it.

@ MuddBstrd - Careful, if you mention real life cheevos on here you get called a lier. - I too have a black belt (1st Dan) in Karate, what style do you do? I haven't trained for like 8 years, but i used to do Wado Ryu.

Kumite!
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2010 05:58
AdamantiumHip
Liar! lol :P Just kidding.

I do suck at 2D fighters, I admit it- (well I'm decent at marvel vs capcom 2, the only 2D fighter I have ever enjoyed- it was easy to get into and rewarding).

I just think street fighter fans mistake over complexity and numerous button comobos for depth- they use instructions like HK, LK, etc. How the hell am I supposed to know what that stuff is in the game? I don't know what button a high kick is, because these ''easy to get into'' games like street fighter 4 didn't even bother explaining it! If your tutorial is in geek speak, and not directed at your average guy who has no clue of the 1992 control scheme of street fighter, then you have done something wrong.

The UFC tutorial on the other hand is deep and complex but it doesn't use obscure references based on a title over ten years old to explain things, it's noob friendly.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2010 09:28
Sexualchocolate
I too have the HK HP LK LP MK MP problem.

I know that some buttons do a kick, some buttons do a punch, but which ones? Fuck knows. I also have the overthinking problem with SF games, I learn one or two special moves and spend my time spazzing around trying to pull them off, while getting punded.

UFC fighting is more a case of actually knowing what you're doing and kind of doing things you want to rather than mashing the rough area where the buttons are and "ooooh I did a flaming uppercut thingy! i wonder how i did that?"

I like obvious blocking and countering systems, rather than the hold block till an opening comes up, I like to tactically block specific strikes and use that to create an opening.

I'm rambling now, but yeah UFC > SF.

That is all.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2010 10:23
Demtor
I am happy to see some MMA appreciation amongst gamers. It's my second favorite sport behind Football.

That said, I could never grasp the ground game on Undisputed '09. I'm willing to give '10 a chance but I fear I'll be pretty useless once I get taken down. Which I guess... is much like my real life skills, heh.

As for Street Fighter... 6 button strike system is way too much. Not to mention all the twirling circle moves, ugh. No thanks. I hardly think the two could be compared though. Other than 1 vs 1 combat, they really have nothing in common.
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