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What Guybrush Threepwood has to say about Destructoid photo

While Anthony Burch -- Destructoid’s own bearded-stud and Internet video star -- was doing his thing on the show floor of PAX ’09, he stumbled upon Dominic Armato, the voice of Guybrush Threepwood. Perhaps in the name of JOURNALISM or simple humor (these things are one in the same, right guys?), Burch asked Armato what he thought about Destructoid. In Threepwood’s voice, Armato replied.

Did he say we are the best blog ever? Did he shower us with minutes of praise and talk about Brad Nicholson’s muscles or Jim’s monocle? Did he talk about how f’ing metal our community is? No, no-no, and no. But he did say something that was sort of nice.

Give this a listen.

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HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:01
HOLY TACO
Lol... :-(
kauza's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:02
kauza
Haha, I laughed.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:04
Gyrael
Awesome.
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:05
Strandli
Second worst?
Now that's just nice, saying that without specifying what site IS the worst.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:07
Dead Movie Star
How clever.
sicPOS's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:08
sicPOS
What was Burch's comeback? or did he get his ass handed to him in insult sword fighting?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:08
Super Drybones
Second Worst???? You guys aren't trying hard enough!!! WE MUST BE #1!!!
Hcapt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:10
Hcapt
I admit, I actually only go to Destructoid because it is the worst gaming blog I have ever seen. I am now very curious what the worst one is.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:13
NihonTiger90
@Hcapt

Starts with a K, ends in otaku.
Mecha Six VII's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:14
Mecha Six VII
I'm not sure why I giggled, was it what he said, or was it how he said it, either way, I giggled.
Kvb's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:14
Kvb
Second most referenced Monkey Island joke I've ever heard...
Hcapt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:36
Hcapt
Really?

I visit Kotaku all the time, and I honestly feel that if nothing else, the Kotakuites at least don't have a rediculous belief in "games as art" that simply radiates from this site.

I'll be honest; I never liked high society art. It always struck me as elitests imposing their view on what a medium should be upon the commoners, when it is the commoners that bring meaning to the art and not the high society types. It is because of this dislike of art as defined by critics creating a gap between the layman and the medium that I feel destructoid is the absolute worst gaming blog - the firm belief that games should elevate beyond enjoyment for the massesis stupid, as what could be greater than entertaining millions? Certainly the answer is not to create games for niches with deep stories and quirky gameplay, as that merely feeds the divide between making the world better through entertaining everyone and trying to make yourself better than the rest of the world through the creation of "art" that is above the understanding and the willingness of interest of the common man.
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:43
flaming burrito
@Hcapt

See: http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Topher+Cantler/the-importance-of-having-a-f-cking-avatar-142205.phtml
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:44
Bulkmailer
@hcasts

The fuck are you talking about? Rape games, get with it.
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:45
Bulkmailer
I mean Hcapt sorry.
biggitio's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 23:51
biggitio
Ouch. That bastard.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:03
PwnanObrien
This has to be fabricated. I've yet to read a story all week about the voice of Guybrush being beaten to death by anthropomorphic pecs.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:06
nukka jdav
I hit up the Telltale panel...gahd those guys are so aweeeeeeeeesome.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:16
Xzyliac
@Hcapt
After reading your comments I can only deduce that you are a sense making god!
Trebz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:44
Trebz
First you'd better stop waving around like a feather duster.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:45
bodybreak
lol, i love when an apparent "newbie" to the site presents a valid point and is immediately ostracized for having different views than the ass-kissing zombie masses that post here.
oddly enough, "get an avatar" is a very common counter argument.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:46
Los255
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
dfielder's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 00:58
dfielder
This made my night , no seriously....I'm sitting here with a gallon sweet tea and petting my cat. This.Made.My.Night.

Gotta love monkey island :D
Kvb's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 01:10
Kvb
Hcapt is very right, except that I don't really get that "games are art" vibe from Destructoid. Only from Anthony Burch.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 02:01
Timmeh
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 02:10
Skribble
You guys are actually agreeing with this crazy man?

"the firm belief that games should elevate beyond enjoyment for the massesis stupid, as what could be greater than entertaining millions? Certainly the answer is not to create games for niches with deep stories and quirky gameplay, as that merely feeds the divide between making the world better through entertaining everyone and trying to make yourself better than the rest of the world through the creation of "art" that is above the understanding and the willingness of interest of the common man."

Did you even READ what he wrote, or were you too caught up in deciphering his massive text block to be bothered actually understanding what he said.
Scion of Mogo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 02:13
Scion of Mogo
when did considering gaming as an artistic medium become elitist? Am I missing something? Oh wait no...that's just the internet. I keep forgetting that for some reason.
badoli's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 02:17
badoli
Hcapt, what is "high society art"...? I suppose you mean contemporary Art? Yea, there is a lot of weirdness going on. Nevertheless your judgement of Art is pretty much the same that Non-Gamers have about games. They don't understand the matter, but voice their opinion and look like fools to gamers.

So if you are not interested in Art, stop complaining about it "being elitist". It's not, it's just a topic you have no clue about. That's okay, but don't feel threatened by it for christ sake.

Games would still be like Pacman, if people wouldn't experiment with the medium. Some things work and are taken into the mainstream, most are not. Thats just nature (and Art at the same time). It's part of the process that is called "Evolution". If you stop being so conservative about it, you might learn something!

Btw, adventuregames were also something "elitist" and "artsy" 30 years ago...
Solgrim's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 03:21
Solgrim
haha, that was cool.
ShadowKirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 06:37
ShadowKirby
@Hcapt
Yeah, how dare we hope to get game to a more sophisticated level and try to experiment with it instead of keeping it a small reassuring medium to the masses that releases sequels and clones and not new bold material, how dare we.

If Bazin heard out you said, even if he was a movie critic, he would flip the fuck out in is grave.
shogunu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 09:16
shogunu
So, Kotaku wins again!
Mecha Six VII's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 09:47
Mecha Six VII
@ HCapt
"I never liked high society art. It always struck me as elitests imposing their view on what a medium should be upon the commoners,"

I agree entirely, the standard of art in society is commonly decided by the wealthy ponces who control the art scene.

"when it is the commoners that bring meaning to the art and not the high society types."

Pardon my french, but the commoners should go fuck themselves, whether or not something is art is decided upon by the artist. If someone creates something, he decides whether or not his creation is art. That is the difference between a Urinal and Fountain by Marcel DuChamp, physically they are identical, but it is in the context that one sends a message, and the other blends into the background.

"It is because of this dislike of art as defined by critics creating a gap between the layman and the medium"

The separation of laymen and art is purely because laymen do not understand art. Most people look at abstract expressionist works and comment "my five year old could have painted that"

The truth is, the modern layman cannot find his own ass with both hands. Anyone that could argue intelligently to the contrary, is not a layman.

"I feel destructoid is the absolute worst gaming blog - the firm belief that games should elevate beyond enjoyment for the masses is stupid, as what could be greater than entertaining millions?"

You could give everyone a stick and they would find a reasonable amount of entertainment out of it. Entertainment is a shallow and pointless pursuit, when it merely causes stagnation, causing the average consumer to sit on his ass all day instead of actually doing something, instead of learning, or improving themselves. Art > Entertainment.

"Certainly the answer is not to create games for niches with deep stories and quirky gameplay, as that merely feeds the divide between making the world better through entertaining everyone and trying to make yourself better than the rest of the world through the creation of "art" that is above the understanding and the willingness of interest of the common man."

The creation of art is for the purpose of enlightenment, not exclusion. The masses can be entertained by watching paint dry while commenting on how much they enjoy the Simpsons and Family Guy.

The point at which art became incomprehensible for the common man is when artists finally understood their medium, when they realized that an image is not itself, words are merely symbols, and that all meaning in art is imparted upon by the viewer by expecting to see art. Those who do not understand art are, quite simply, not smart enough.

One should never look to the masses for guidance in culture, otherwise McDonalds would be fine cuisine, Coca Cola would be considered a fine wine, Stanley Kubrick would be considered a hack while Michael Bay is praised for his brilliant use of unnecessary explosions, Call of Duty 4000000 would be considered a better game than Secret of Monkey Island, just because the graphics are prettier and it features more lead objects passing through people's torsos than any previous Call of Duty game.

To borrow from Nietzsche, it is not the common masses that should lead, as it is the overman, who draws his strength from creative forces, it is the artists, the writers, the philosophers, and the composers, who should lead.
Hcapt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 09:54
Hcapt
@ Shadow Kirby:

You misunderstood me. I feel that gaming should be an expanding medium that lends itself to the masses. I don't feel it should be small and reasuring, and I certainly don't think it should give up on experimentation. However, I do believe gaming should be about entertainment, and the more people a game entertains, the better it is for gaming. The bold new material should be material that widens the appeal of gaming to new audiences; it should not make gaming more restrictive and appeal only to "expert" gamers.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 09:55
PappaDukes
hahahahahaha! That is priceless. But who's the first worst?
feliponz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 10:06
feliponz
@Mecha Six VII: I never thought I would see Marcel DuChamp, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Stanley Kubrick, Michael Bay AND Nietzsche in the same comment! Well done, man! well done indeed!

Also, I think Hcapt is Bobby Kotick in disguise!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 10:09
Velt
great stuff.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 10:45
akathatoneguy
Yes, games are high society art, hrmm hrmm, hrmm hrmm...I'm SURE that in trendy parts of New York City, artists and socialites ponder the meaning and narrative of the newest Grand Theft Auto, or the groundbreaking design of BioShock.

Hcapt's argument fails where most arguments fail on the internet: he tries to oversimplify his argument by painting everything with one broad-ass brush. Games can be art without those that enjoy them suddenly becoming "elitists". I've heard a few knocks on Dtoid, having an "elitist" community is a first, though! I can only assume that someone who would make such an argument has never spent time with a really elitist individual.

We're making cock jokes and debating about the merits of cel-shaded graphics, for God's sake.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 11:20
Wintersocks
FANBOY RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh wait it's jokes.
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 12:42
Havoc Fang
How appropriate, you fight like a JOURNALISM.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 12:42
Dexter345
Hahahah... That actually made me laugh out loud.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 13:17
Naim Master
You buncha ***** feeding the troll...
Hcapt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 15:13
Hcapt
@ Mecha Six VII - That's all fine and dandy, but the artists you describe are ones that create art for self enlightenment. They have no buisness getting paid for work that the masses don't want to buy. They especially don't have any buisness running up 20 million dollar budgets in the entertainment industy, which, may I remind you, was created around the desire of the masses to be entertained, and most certainly not around the artist's desire to portray meaning into the world.
Mecha Six VII's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 15:40
Mecha Six VII
@ Fellponz

I aim to please.

@ H Capt

Then could you please explain extremely profitable, extremely expensive works of Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino, Christopher Nolan (if anyone questions whether or not this man is an artist, watch Memento), or Terry Gilliam?

Art can easily be profitable, despite the goal of art is not to make a profit. There are genius auteurs in the film industry, why do we not see this in the game industry? Is it because there is no inherit desire for artistry in video games? No, and Destructoid is a large enough community to show that people desire art, they desire something created with a little bit of intellect. Games are an artistic medium, just like painting, sculpting, music, film, television, woodworking, computing, and the crafting of small wooden ducks with sombreros.
feliponz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2009 16:52
feliponz
It's so disappointing to see how much art actually goes INTO videogames, from original idea scribbles, to concept drawings, 3D modeling, lines upon lines of code, all working together to make something people can enjoy. Sadly, the end product, for the most part, becomes generic crap that floods the mainstream market.
Thank goodness for the occasional publisher that is willing to promote a unique game idea instead of a sure thing.

@HCapt: Why shouldn't artists make money? Those characters aren't going to design/model themselves! As far as I know, the masses seem to like those snazzy graphics that 3D Artists put together. You seem to have absolutely no concept on how videogames are made.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 13:23
HiddenAHB
I agree with Mecha Six VII, but i also agree with Hcapt.
Kotaku ain't that bad.
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