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What does my Nintendo DS really need? Oh yeah, tits photo

Photobucket user astroberry was sitting around one day, and had an idea. "Hey", thought Astroberry, "you know what would look really, really good on my DS? Some boobs."The crochet needles flashed, the yarm flew through the air, and tah-dah! Now this DS has a nice rack. I'll bet other people will notice it, too. After all, it's hard not to notice a guy carrying a little miniature pair of tits around in one hand. I'd like to be that guy.

I wish I could tell you where to actually commission or buy one of these, because it's so nerdy and funny and amazing all rolled into one that it kind of leaves me at a loss for words, but the Wiinoob post I found it from does not say. Nary a whisper of such information is to be found, I'm sorry to say. Unless you yourself can crochet, your DS will not have boobs anytime soon. And that's a shame, really. I bet a DS cover with a dick on it would not go over as well. Think about that for a minute and get back to me.

[Thanks, Jamie]


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Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:28
Los255
LMFAO!!!!

Needs more......vagina slots.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:33
The Prodigal Son
In regards to the DS dick case being marketable, does the DS vibrate?
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:34
garison
Whoa, Colette! So much controversy in one post!!! XD
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:34
pendelton21
Crochet me a DS Fleshlight and you've got yourself a buyer.
JoZo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:35
JoZo
This is why Colette is awesome lol
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:40
Corak
As funny as that was pendelton21 I could totally see that accessory selling to the traveling pervert who just has to get his nut on while playing his DS.
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:42
Jonathan Ross
When I first glanced, I thought that said "Winboob" instead of "Wiinoob"
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:43
pendelton21
@Corak:
I know, right?
Kamikaze Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 18:47
Kamikaze Slowey
Boobs...the eternal topic
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:17
pascuz46
LMFAO. WOW thats funny! and the actual knitting looks pretty fucking good too, It looks like my grandmas knitted blankets, although it would incredible awkward if went over her house one day and she said "hey look what I knitted".......
JoZo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:23
JoZo
@pascuz46
And it turns out she knitted a blanket full of tits for you, what would your expression be?
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 19:50
Dyson
Best headline ever.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:02
Xhumation
This is awesome.

once again Colette has proven that boobs make everything awesomer (yes, that's a word)
LostSoulDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:48
LostSoulDX
Epic.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 20:59
superflossy
I think the dick cover would be better for a PSP. The rounded ends would fit well...
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:35
adultswim810
I think I love you
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2009 21:57
Chronic Logic
No dick cover? Nah, I guess it would look weird if you tried to knit one over a DS.
Genebeef's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 00:45
Genebeef
boobs? they could be cupcakes. vanilla cupcakes.
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 04:28
exodus1925
Splendid, it could only be better with 3 boobs a la Total Recall.
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