The Destructoid Bordello recently received footage of Derek Jeter, John Cena, Tiger Woods and Reggie Bush at the Gillette Champions of Gaming Event last Tuesday where, I shit you not, they shaved on stage. 350,000 people were involved in this ... and what are we supposed to say after witnessing this? "Bro, that bro's face is smooth like Halo, bro! Does that XTREME aftershave come in a Mountain Dew scent?"
It's kind of like the time we watched the Foo Fighters half-heartedly perform at the Spike VGAs: Celebrity involvement looks good on paper but lacks cohesion when you can smell how uninterested or absurdly paid they must have been to show their faces there. Shouldn't the focus be -- call me crazy -- gaming?
Marketers, please don't do this. Competitive gaming is in its infancy. Don't make it look retarded. When the context of your product makes no sense to gamers and you force it, it just makes everyone involved look silly. Including your brand.
Either that, or I'm wrong for pissing on this. Tiger Woods says he had fun. Maybe this is hip. Maybe I had to be there. Drunk. At least Gillette isn't in the business of butt plugs.
MeanderBot Woe is me. This month's Cblog theme is basically an excuse to draw pretty girls, and here I am with no time.Gundy Maybe one day I'll reach bronze rank in Rocket League...Nathan D A very Bloodborne-y moment.
TheLimoMaker Back in tip-top shape guys, feel waaaaay better than I have done these past few weeks. Plus my voice sounds slightly raspy now, meaning my Batman impression has been upgraded.
Apologies to Gaj and Solar the most, my male-up kisses go to you: XxxxxxOverlordZetta Wait... Is that...? Could it be...? It IS! Gravity Rush's Kat has taken a break from rushing and graviting to sacrifice some souls in Soul Sacrifice Delta! Which isn't even going for $8 on the PS Store right now! What a steal!ScionVyse Finally got my in game time down to under an hour in Super Metroid. I'm pretty happy about that.Shinta https://killscreen.com/articles/falling-through-a-100-million-stories-in-gravity-rush-remastered/
Really great article about Gravity Rush's director (director of Silent Hill), and his 1970s French comic influences.Dreamweaver Unpopular opinion time: I not only consider Kanye West to be one of my favorite rappers of all-time — yes, I'm being serious — but he's one of the very few people in the world whom I'd consider to be a role model. I truly wish he would notice me one dNekrosys Trying to play through Undertale's Genocide Route. After forcing myself to kill the Greater Dog, I'm really not sure if I'm emotionally capable of handling this game anymore...Fuzunga "I would buy [game] if I had a Wii U." THEN WHY DON'T YOU!? "I don't want to." So you want to play [game] but you're not willing to buy hardware to play it? "Yes." Guess you don't really want to play [game]. "No, Nintendo should make games for Xbox." ಠ_Torchman Nathan D, they say ROCKET PUNCH!Sir Shenanigans There should be an online multiplayer version of Gwent.Nathan D Torchman, what do the five fingers say to the face?
Jed Whitaker Can we just get a yarn version of Bionic Commando already?ChillyBilly Alright. All Waifu are garbage because they're all fake.
There, I said it.ikiryou All of your waifus when someone gives them a dollar.Torchman IN THE NAME OF GLORIOUS ZEUS, I PROCLAIM YOUR WAIFU TO BE SHITSeymourDuncan17 Alright, Torchboy. If it'll shut yo ass up about our waifus, here is Yukiko's privileged little white bum presented for your, uh, "pleasure". KnickKnackMyWack Obligatory: All these waifus are best waifus. Yours ain't got shit.Shinta Just platinum'd Gravity Rush Remastered in 3 days. Super hyped for Gravity Rush 2.