The Destructoid Bordello recently received footage of Derek Jeter, John Cena, Tiger Woods and Reggie Bush at the Gillette Champions of Gaming Event last Tuesday where, I shit you not, they shaved on stage. 350,000 people were involved in this ... and what are we supposed to say after witnessing this? "Bro, that bro's face is smooth like Halo, bro! Does that XTREME aftershave come in a Mountain Dew scent?"
It's kind of like the time we watched the Foo Fighters half-heartedly perform at the Spike VGAs: Celebrity involvement looks good on paper but lacks cohesion when you can smell how uninterested or absurdly paid they must have been to show their faces there. Shouldn't the focus be -- call me crazy -- gaming?
Marketers, please don't do this. Competitive gaming is in its infancy. Don't make it look retarded. When the context of your product makes no sense to gamers and you force it, it just makes everyone involved look silly. Including your brand.
Either that, or I'm wrong for pissing on this. Tiger Woods says he had fun. Maybe this is hip. Maybe I had to be there. Drunk. At least Gillette isn't in the business of butt plugs.
Solar Pony Django So someone messaged me on a Lightning fast, comment board that bow they're super depressed. And I worry for them now. Because a comment board is not something to get depressed over, just because someone disagrees with you if your an ass, people will be 2.arkane9 Guys, a sequel to Retro City Rampage: Shakedown Hawaii! Someone should really write about it. Lots of Dtoid staff were in the RCR after all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV0qd7jr6ywFlanxLycanth Fuck racism man, shit ain't fair. Can't stand it and I shouldn't have to. Nobody should.Robo Panda Z Embedded pictures in Quickposts seem to be broken for me right now.Flegma To my surprise, I've more or less figured out Rodea Wii U controls. Still a different game from the Wii version, but not as decidedly inferior in my eyes. Did the legacy medals do anything in Wii version?RadicalYoseph "Am I a kid, or a squid?" I ponder as I stare off into the horizon. A wise man once told me "Son, you can be whatever you want to be. You are only limited by your lack of ambition " And I want to be a squid. A squid now.Parismio Captain America: Civil War trailer dropped!:
[youtube]https://youtu.be/FkTybqcX-Yo[/youtube]lewness Gah, wanna go Alexander farming but The Old Hunters ;_;BaronVonSnakPak Holy shit, Splatoon is addictive.Pixie The Fairy Duck Hunt was a trickier unlock than I expected. Jigglypuff, you are next on my list! [img]http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/screen_kubrick/1197/11970954/2718406-trailer_smashbros_duckhunt_20141105.jpg[/img]Nekrosys Yay, this arrived today. Nekro is quite happy, as he's been looking forward to playing this game for a while.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0VRwmdO.jpg[/IMG]Gamemaniac3434 Dtoid mobile has apparently broken again.
This is it.
This how the dtoid ends.
*black hole opens, dtoid disappears*Amna Umen Gave Ronin one more chance before I chucked it in the "never to be finished" pile, glad I did. It could have been so much better but as a frustrating time waster it's not bad.StriderHoang I'm sitting on the Fapcast's most recent recording. I just feel like I need a day for myself after, you know, freaking out about rent.SeymourDuncan17 Why is every Quickpost now spaced out like poems with random amounts of stanzas that never ever rhyme?RadicalYoseph Was anybody else here extremely disappointed by the ending of Assassin's Creed 2?Parismio Just tried Fallout 4 on my PC Via my Cousins steam account and nope, it does not run for me very well. Buying the PS4 version it is!OrochiLeona You know who never took any shit from anybody? Dr. Blight.Terry 309 Am I the only one who has to pull up their sleeves to play competantly at videogames? When my hoodie's sleeves are down I play like a piece of shit but when i pull them up, I have more flexibility.Shinta PSA: Just picked up Falco amiibo at Best Buy. They had about 20 Tom Nook, 10 singles of Splatoon Boy/Girl, the Splatoon triple pack, about 30 Marths with a big sign saying "Look Who's Back!," Dark Pit, and probably about 15 others. Not too shabby.