We were curious. You were forthcoming. The results of last week's poll to determine what kind of contests we should run on Destructoid in the not-so-distant future drew nearly a thousand responses.  The poll revealed that Dtoiders would prefer better odds of winning games, cash, or bowls of Colette's taco soup instead of a single large prize. I will definitely let our sponsors know and will try to make it happen. While we may encounter some difficulty mailing taco soup with the postal service, she might be willing to surrender the recipe on her c-blog. But never mind all that -- let's talk about the more eccentric feedback.

I'd like to personally thank all of the people that went through the trouble of specifying "other' and letting us know what they really wanted.  There are some of you that simply want some cake, noobs stabbed to death, and "Multiple bowls of Rev Ant's sister". For the sake of discussion and hilarity, all of the responses are posted below the fold for your viewing entertainment.

If you missed the poll and would like to chime in, please do so in the comments below. A new poll will begin this Friday -- thanks for all the votes!

Answers to the "other" category submitted:

One winner option but open to europe you yanky pigdogs!
Become a slave to the Destructoid Army
My choice of collectable console
Everyone's a winner! Next gen console!
Cocaine and Heroin brought from Boliva in a Dtoid blogger's ass
Scotch, bourbon, and whiskey!
Polls that don't have gay answers
Stuff Signed by Destructoid
One winner, Ron Workman's cock in his mouth.
Planet Wide contest for best in-game video of pure pwnage.
Just cover Jim in custard. That should be good enough for anyone.
The kind of contest where gamegoblin wins for once
One winner, Prize = Colette
Fuck contests
DTOID T-Shirts
Ones that aren't just for Americans
I'm a shark suck my dick
Everybody wins, evenly distributed inflated ego for all.
Creative contests e.g. Video or picture contests.
free warez for all
UK contests
Free Ninjas for all!
Whoever wins a contest gets to give their prize to 007...
XBLA Points
Wet t-shirt contests.
Ninja, unicorn, orgy
A few cash winners in a contest for just the regulars
Piggy back rides given by Jim Sterling.
Beta access codes! Let me play wih bugs...
The contest I would win.
One Million winners, penny each
Bale's sex tape
Vacations.
Contests for Europeans too
T-shirt
No noobs allowed, at least they must be registered for a month
European contests
Sterling's head on a pike
Soundtracks, games, figures
Multiple bowls of Rev Ant's sister
Cake
More contests open to Europeans... motherfuckers
All of the above?
One winner, butt secks.