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Last week's world famous portmanteau beta started off rocky but you all got the hang of it pretty quickly. So now it’s time for Round 2, this time with the prizes I promised. Also, just like in real life I am hoping there will be less crying and more bewbs, but only you can make that happen.

Here are the rules. If you need any more clarification, just ask, or check out the old port to see how things work:

1. Portmanteau… what is it?

A portmanteau is basically two words, phrases, titles, or sentences that are tied together with one common word/part of a word. In this case it will be titles of movies and games. The last word of the first movie/game should be the first word of the second movie/game.

Examples:

Night of the Living Dead Head Fred
Metroid Prime Suspects

2. One title must be a movie, and the other title must be a video game. No television shows or anything like that (at least not for right now). Which one comes first can switch from portmanteau to portmanteau.

3. You are allowed two (2) questions at a time, and you must wait until your previous questions have been answered before going again. If you ask more than two questions, your additional questions will be ignored and Jim Sterling will appear behind you if you say his name in the mirror ten times. Your two guesses can both be about the movie, or both about the game, or one of each. 

Examples:

Was the movie released after 1997?
Does the movie star Bruce Willis?

OR

Is the game rated T?
Was the game released by Capcom?

OR

Does the movie star Bruce Willis?
Does the game star Bruce Willis?

4. When you think you have an idea what the solution may be, you can use one or both of your guesses to try and guess the portmanteau.

5. No racism will be tolerated against white people.

6. Questions can only receive a "Yes" or "No" answer, so "How many...?" and "On which platform...?" type of questions can't be answered.

7. The game can be found using Gamespot's Gamefinder, and the movie can be found on IMDB.  

PRIZES:

Each week with every portmanteau, you will have the chance to win a prize. Just like at the carnival, if you would like a bigger prize you can save up wins (or credits or zenny or whatever you wanna call it) until you have enough to cash in for a giant stuff crab, or in this case a giant stuffed Master Chief helmet.

The lower end prizes may change from week to week (as I’m guessing that eventually one day a movie will come out that’s actually better than Pan’s Labyrinth) but the big stuff will remain until someone swoops it up. Additional prizes will also be added as the competition grows. 

1* = Pan’s Labyrinth (Widescreen, DVD)

2 = Odin Sphere (PS2)

3 = Game of your choice

4 = World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade Collector’s Edition (Sealed, PC)

4 = Halo 3: Legendary Edition (Xbox 360)

5 = Vacation Package #1: Cabo, Baja Mexico (4 days/3 nights, unlimited food and alcohol)

5 = Vacation Package #2: Las Vegas, Nevada (4 days/3 nights, $100 Visa gift card)

* 1 is 1 win, so for 3 you would need to guess 12 correctly. Just kidding, it would be, hold on... carry the one... divide the equation.... pie over the matrix algorithm squared...okay, for the level 3 prize you would need 3 wins. Duh. 

IMPORTANT NEW RULE: Once my portmanteau has been solved, the winner must create their own port which will be checked by me and then that port will be posted here. If someone can guess that port correctly within a set amount of questions, they will win a prize and the original winner will only receive a half of a point (two halves equaling a small prize).

Last weeks port was solved with 75 legitimate questions asked (“Can you give me Virtual Girl’s number?” is NOT a legitimate question) by Gomeja. Technically it was closer to 100 hundred questions because I was asleep (which happens from time to time) and was unable to let everyone know that Gomeja was smarter than all of them, but this time I have the new Will Smith CD, some uncut heroine, and Guitar Hero on expert to keep me awake. Good luck!

I’m thinking of a portmanteau, meng…






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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 19:59
BahamutZero
is it bigger than a breadbox?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:07
William Haley
You just looked at the picture of the fat kid getting hit by the ball and then posted a random question, didn't you?
DannyMcGeek's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:10
DannyMcGeek
Did the movie involve Bruce Campbell in anyway?
Was the game released during the previous (GCN,XBOX,PS2) generation?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:16
MechaMonkey
Was the movie released in the last 5 years?

Was the game released in the last 5 years?
rezn0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:16
rezn0r
Was the movie an Oscar Winner?

Does the movie have a man or a woman as the main character?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:20
William Haley
You guys are going to make this one fun, eh? =)
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Did the movie involve Bruce Campbell in anyway?
Was the game released during the previous (GCN,XBOX,PS2) generation?
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No.
Yes.

Can the game be found in the Destructoid search function? (If I search the name of the game, will there be any results?)
Was the movie in the genre of drama?
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No.
No.

Was this movie filmed in a digital or analog format?
Was Kirk Jones the key grip?
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Yes or no questions only.
Who the fu-- um, no.

William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:21
William Haley
Was the movie an Oscar Winner?
Does the movie have a man or a woman as the main character?
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No.
Yes. =)

Was the movie released in the last 5 years?
Was the game released in the last 5 years?
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No.
Yes.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:21
BahamutZero
guilty.
DannyMcGeek's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:30
DannyMcGeek
Would the movie be considered a "cult" movie"?
Did the game involve shooting things?
Leon-G's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:30
Leon-G
was the movie a horror?
was the game released exclusively to one console?
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:32
Das Inchworm
is the game for the gamecube?

is the main character in the movie now a washed up hack?
rezn0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:32
rezn0r
Is the movie American?

Was the game released first in America?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:34
William Haley
Would the movie be considered a "cult" movie"?
Did the game involve shooting things?
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No.
Yes.

was the movie a horror?
was the game released exclusively to one console?
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No.
Yes.

is the game for the gamecube?
is the main character in the movie now a washed up hack?
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No.
No.

Is the movie American?
Was the game released first in America?
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Yes.
No.
Sheir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:36
Sheir
Is the game for the Ps2?

Was the game a sleeper-hit in the USA?

Is the game an RPG?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:38
William Haley
That's three questions, which two would you like me to answer? =)
Leon-G's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:38
Leon-G
was the game a ps2 exclusive?
did the movie involve aliens?
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:39
Das Inchworm
is the movie a comedy?

is the game survival horror?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:39
BlindsideDork
Wait so is someone going to answer the questions this time around? (that isn't a legitimate question) haha
Sheir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:40
Sheir
The first and third, I guess.
Megaphone's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:44
Megaphone
Was the movie released in the last 10 years?

Did the game have a licensed soundtrack?
rezn0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:44
rezn0r
Is the game a part of a series?

Does the movie contain any actors that are also in Ocean's 13?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:45
William Haley
was the game a ps2 exclusive?
did the movie involve aliens?
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No.
No.

is the movie a comedy?
is the game survival horror?
--
Yes.
No.

Wait so is someone going to answer the questions this time around?
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I answered them all last time, I just remember you and a few others coming in after I had gone to sleep. I'm just one man damnit!!

Is the game for the Ps2?
Is the game an RPG?
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No.
It sho am!
Leon-G's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:47
Leon-G


was the game released in north america?

was the movie released in the 90's?
codespinneker's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:48
codespinneker
was the movie directed by a big name director (Ex. Spielberg...umm spielberg, cant really think of any others)
Did the game have three words in its title?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:51
William Haley
Is the game a part of a series?
Does the movie contain any actors that are also in Ocean's 13?
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Yes.
I did a cross-check and IMDB said no, so... no.

Was the movie released in the last 10 years?
Did the game have a licensed soundtrack?
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No.
No.

was the game released in north america?
was the movie released in the 90's?
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Nope.
Nope.

was the movie directed by a big name director?
Did the game have three words in its title?
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Yes.
Yep.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:51
Coonskin05
Is it The Hollywood Knights of the Old Republic?
Leon-G's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:54
Leon-G
great.. another japanese rpg.

is the game part of a franchise which has at least one game released in north america?

does the movie involve crime?
rezn0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 20:59
rezn0r
Was the game on a handheld system?

Did the movie have Leslie Nielsen in it?
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:05
Aerox
Did the game have EXACTLY three words in its title?

Was the game only released on the Xbox?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:09
William Haley
Is it The Hollywood Knights of the Old Republic?
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Nope.

Was the game on a handheld system?
Did the movie have Leslie Nielsen in it?
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Yes.
No, but that would have been neat-o!

great.. another japanese rpg.
is the game part of a franchise which has at least one game released in north america?
does the movie involve crime?
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Sorry dude, I can't help myself...
Yes.
That's a pretty vague question, so yes.

Did the game have EXACTLY three words in its title?
Was the game only released on the Xbox?
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Nope, you guys are getting better at this! =)
No.
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:10
cbre88x
Shin Megami Tensei Nine to Five
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:12
cbre88x
That's just a really bad guess by the way...
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:13
Aerox
Was the game released for the GBA?

Was the game released for the PSP?
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:16
Das Inchworm
is the game for the psp?

does the movie have a cheesy message?
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:17
Das Inchworm
damn wii internet...too slow
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:19
Aerox
Also, are we allowed to make a guess if we still have outstanding questions waiting to be answered, or does a guess count as one of our two questions?
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:20
cbre88x
Would I have to sacrifice countless hours of my life just to get half way through this game?

Is the movie a part of the Police Academy series?
Xaeser's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:22
Xaeser
Does the game have a number in its title?
Does the movie title come first in the portmanteau?
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:23
cbre88x
Shit I think I just screwed this up.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:25
Das Inchworm
is the rpg anime-ish?
was the movie made in 2005?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:27
William Haley
Shin Megami Tensei Nine to Five
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ZOMG!!!! No.

Was the game released for the GBA?
Was the game released for the PSP?
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Yes.
No.

is the game for the psp?
does the movie have a cheesy message?
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Nope.
The answer to that is relative to the watcher, so... no.

Also, are we allowed to make a guess if we still have outstanding questions waiting to be answered, or does a guess count as one of our two questions?
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Your guess counts as one of your questions. I'm terribly sorry about that, but Jim Sterling said "thems the rules", and he's an alien so I must abide.

Would I have to sacrifice countless hours of my life just to get half way through this game?
Is the movie a part of the Police Academy series?
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I already said it was an RPG... =)
Nope, but remember when Bobcat was still funny?

Does the game have a number in its title?
Does the movie title come first in the portmanteau?
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Yes.
No.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:28
MechaMonkey
Does the title of the game need to be translated for the portmanteau to work?

Is the movie part of a series?
Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:29
Gregor
Is the game for the PS2?
Is the game's title in english? (Referring the the actual words, not the characters used to form them)
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:29
Aerox
Was the movie released in the 80s?

Was the movie released in the 70s?
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:32
Tron Knotts
Is Nicholas Cage in the movie.

Is the game's story based on true historical events?
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:32
Coonskin05
Is it Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Eight on the Lam?
Is it Rockman EXE 4.5 Real Operation: Rabbit?
Sheir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:32
Sheir
Is the game Mother 3?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:33
William Haley
Is the game for the PS2?
Is the game's title in english? (Referring the the actual words, not the characters used to form them)
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No.
Yes.

Does the title of the game need to be translated for the portmanteau to work?
Is the movie part of a series?
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Ooo, don't worry, I'm not getting that trixy... yet.
Nope.

Was the movie released in the 80s?
Was the movie released in the 70s?
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No.
No.

is the rpg anime-ish?
was the movie made in 2005?
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Yes.
Nope.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:35
Tron Knotts
Crap! I forgot my question mark. Please let my question about Nicholas cage still count!

PLEASE!
Leon-G's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2007 21:36
Leon-G
was the movie made in the 60's ?
was the movie made in the 50's?
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