A2M, the masterminds behind the decently ludicrous WET, have announced a brand new game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It's called Naughty Bear, and it's a violent action game starring a ... well, a naughty bear.
Naughty Bear's stuffed protaganist will embark on a brutal crusade against other teddy bears for a most grievous crime -- failing to invite him to a teddy bear party. The bear's mission is to intimidate, aggravate and cause physical harm with all manner of weaponry in order to gain "Naughty Points." The more "deviant and maniacal" you get, the more points you win.
Sounds absolutely ludicrous, and even more silly than WET. You know what? I'm all for that! We'll bring you more on Naughty Bear as soon as we find out fresh Intel.
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11:40 AM on 12.09.2009
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WET still is one of my favorite titles this year.
Just look at it!
That's how it got funding.
How does Uwe Boll still find work? How does Nickleback still sell albums? How did bringing Scrubs back seem like a good idea?
These are the questions of our times.
I'll see how it develops.
Definitely want.
I first thought exactly what Tye The Czar said.. haha..
Seriously, sounds like a masturbatory fantasy of some game designer who experienced the same thing.
Filthy mind is filthy.
They'd better release some damned plushies along with the game, because my girlfriend will want one, without a doubt!
And whilst on the subject, what's taking so long Media Molecule? WTF is my Sackboy plushies!
After having played WET, it might just be technically the worst game ever made... but WET was all kinds of fun; and that didn't even have evil teddy bears in it.