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Western clothes make Avatars gayer than ever before photo

Just in case you were worried that your Avatar did not look homoerotic enough, prepare to rejoice as Microsoft will allow you to adorn your embarrassingly twee caricature with cowboy clothes! Now we just need an Indian, a construction worker and a cop.

As has been the case up until now, these fresh togs are free of charge and recognizable in your Avatar-Let's-Play-Dress-Up menu with a star. I am certain that all the people who teabag each other and scream "YOU BE A FAG, SON," in Halo 3 simply love playing with their little Avatars and putting them in a cute pair of Stetsons. 

I'm not even joking. I bet they can't get enough of it.








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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:03
MrSadistic
watch out baby, here comes my love torpedo
Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:04
Bulkmailer
Hey now, I have that hat.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:06
Necro BABS
I think This is a nice addition to the cowboy attire

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:06
eternalplayer2345
Comon jim this was the perfect opportunity to post a picture of gaybear sterling
kepler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:08
kepler
FINALLY, a true reflection of my fabulous side.
Mr Pibb's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:23
Mr Pibb
Are there assless chaps? If not then no deal...
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:29
Chronic Logic
Great, as if gaming online wasn't gay enough. We must purge the gay out of games!
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:34
Johnny Justice
They wont let you say you are gay in your profile, but they will with your avatar.
HamalSharatan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 17:11
HamalSharatan
You know, I never got the Lost and the Damned clothes. Was this available for those who bought the game??
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 17:13
PappaDukes
I'm worried about you Sterling. Where do you keep "finding" these ambiguously gay photos?
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 17:21
Slique
I really wish Microsoft would just bring out some good bloody clothing updates for once. Or at least let us change the colours of pre-existing ones.
CocoJambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 17:41
CocoJambo
It amazes me how there's even people showing those things of in signatures. Why do they hold their hips?!
otogi guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 17:48
otogi guy
its not uncommon to see this attire here the southwest. how did cowboy hat and belt buckle become a gay signal, i dont know.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 17:58
Atlas
@ Otogi Guy

The Village People.
kavorka's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 18:36
kavorka
I bet I ken spit chaw a might further than you, hyup. Eat the pee-nuts outta my sheeit.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 19:00
Holyetheline
LOL

Yeah you know they like to suck dick too, right?
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 20:36
TurboHyperFighting
That dude's got big nips.

Big 'ol nips.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 12:18
brosef
I didn't even know it was possible to make a trench coat look gay. This is the end for us all.
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