Four whores and two years ago, a guy who loved Street Fighter brought forth on the pc platform, a new game, riddled with bikini babes, and dedicated to the position that all fighting positions would equally showcase boobies.
Now you are engaged in watching Bikini Karate Babes video footage, whether that game, or any game depicting a plentiful set of racks, can long endure your attention. We are met on these wednesdays to discuss weird games. We have come to the MTV mentality that a gorgeous women beating the crap out of each other so that one might come out with her clothes on as normal. And yet, it is altogether fitting and we should encourage this oddity.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- their boobies. These exhibitionists, running in panties, who squatted here, have great butts, far above our poor power to zoom in or zoom out. The world will little note, nor long remember what we post here, but it can never forget what they jiggled for us here. It is for us the gamers, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced ... as the man is planning an ambitious sequel in full 3D. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored breasts we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of bouncyness -- that we here highly resolve that these babes shall not have beat each other up in vain -- that this game, for the PC, shall have a new audience for the games -- and the bloggers of the gamers, by the gamers, for the gamers, shall not cease posting jumblies at any opportunity on Destructoid.
Download the game here - Forgive me but alas, I have duped. [ Thanks Abe ]
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