To say that the the Weighted Companion Cube may very well be the most marketable thing with six faces probably doesn't do justice to Aperture Science's most beloved square friend. It should come as a surprise to nobody that Valve is jumping aboard the cubic gravy train and will soon offer an official plush cube for fans of everyone's angular friend.
If you heart the Weighted Companion Cube, this is probably the obvious news you've been waiting for. Owners of an unofficial cube, will soon be able to buy one that's Valve Approved for properly sanctioned snorgling. It will hit the Valve Store in the near future.
Just make sure to take care of your Weighted Companion Cube and treat it with kindness. Also, we remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube won't talk back, and if it does, please ignore its advice. Thank you.
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7:51 AM on 11.12.2007
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Because before that...umm...
I mean...
I'll take one.
complete Led Zepplin Discology
an 18 million lumine flashlight
a weighted companion cube plush
Cubes are supposed to be fucking cubes, not rounded boxes.
Also, there was a clog about this like, a week ago. Or 2 days.