Sex has been in games since the first arcade games, but really hasn’t been that noticeable until the last 10 years. Sure, we all can see the scantily clad video game girls, and the buff looking game heroes, but if you look hard enough there has been more hardcore video game porn available long before the “Hot Coffee Mod” of GTA: San Andreas fame.
Video games have contained hidden porn since the beginning. Though most of the found porn in games was usual just a move that looked dirty, it was still dirty enough to make us giggle like a pervert. Some of the moves were more noticeably dirty than just a weird move that we made look naughty. Some games actually showed moves that automatically looked dirty without us trying, like in Battle Toads where the toads would punch their enemies in the groin; Mortal Kombat where Night Wolf would morph into a wolf and then rip his enemies’ nuts off; and also in Ring Kings where the defeated opponents looked like they were giving the winner a blowjob.
Other games would feature actual nudity, like games were you could see enemies' or characters' bums at some point in-game. Not that I get off on a little sumo characters' bum, but its still porn. River City Ransom featured a part in the game where you could see your character's naked back side while relaxing in a bathhouse. And long before the dirty Tomb Raider patch or the naked Sims patch, there were games were you could enter a cheat code and see a naked girl -- like a Lord of the Rings game rip off that had a secret code would allow you to remove the shirt of the blonde girl on the intro screen and see her boobs.
But a lot more games that didn’t require a patch or a secret code for the sex exist under our very adolescent noses and we didn’t even know it. I searched the Internet for such pixilated smut and these are the titles I found:
Card and other games
Lots of software makers have created traditional games like poker, Tetris, mahjongg or backgammon that feature naked pictures or dirty game pieces. Nothing like playing sex Tetris with naked people that fit together like Tetris blocks.
Hentai Games
These games are anime style story game that feature a sex related storyline and lots of anime girls. The first hentai games featured RPGs like Chaos Angel, Dragon Knight and Rance that were simple storyline games that usually involved hentai rape scenes. Dokyusei was a romance simulator game that requires you to romance and date multiple women to get them into bed. Otogirisou brought in the use of multiple story endings. Shizuke was another rape type game that brought in better graphics. This type of game inspired To Heart, which was a highschool dating game.
Cho Aniki Series
Ai Cho Aniki for PC – This side scrolling game features semi-naked enemies that your muscle man in a speedo has to kill with the energy shots that come from the hole in his head.
Cho Aniki Bakaretsu Rantou Hen – This reminded me of a gay Street Fighter game. The enemies are women battleships with naked men on board, flying muscle men fairies, and a half naked guy in half meteorite with a penis canon. Weird….
Cho Aniki – This game goes back to the side scrolling action. We get more guys in speedos with some cybernetics thrown in for fun. There are angels in this one too for some reason.
Cho Aniki Seinaru Protein Densetsu" (roughly translated to "Super Brother: Legend of the Holy Protein") – You play as Holy Protein (looks like a women’s egg) with two naked guys by your side and spend the game destroying enemies like the corn on the cob boss and construction workers in tighty whities.
3D Games
3D games that allow you to fuck a 3D model any which way you want. She’ll masturbate, suck your virtual cock and even say dirty things to you. If you’re really into anime then there are even 3D hentai games where you can fuck hentai girls too. First of these games started with Virtual Valerie. You could put Valerie in different rooms where you come perform different techniques on her to get her off. There have been two games in the series and many more copy cats of the game.
Singles: Flirt your life up
Singles is a Sims like game that focuses on two characters falling in love. The goal of the game is to get the two characters together while they live, work and learn. You get to see your characters naked in the game when they bath together, and have sex. They kind of look like Barbie dolls though.
The Sims and Sims 2
The Sims game allows the characters you create and control to hug, kiss and get married. The characters don’t have sex in the first Sims game, but still can have a baby. Sims 2 did allow for sex between the characters. The best part is that you can choose to make your characters’ gay if you wish. There was a special patch made available to make that little blur in front of your naked sim go away in the first game. They also looked like Barbie dolls.
Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix
One word: Lesbians! This game featured two hot, but badly drawn, lesbian heros that actually made out in the game. With partial nudity and some softcore sex acts, this game will sell itself to the sexually deprived gamer.
Softporn Adventure
This text game was written for Apple II and became the predecessor for animated Leisure Suit Larry. Players must type the verb and the noun to do different actions and finally break the virginity of the protagonist. Player's name isn't Larry yet, but the plot of the game is very similar to the one from Leisure Suit Larry 1.
Grand Theft Auto 3 and GTA: Vice City
In this game, though there is no visible nudity, there are hints of sex throughout the game. There’s a lesbian relationship between an ex-mafia boss’s girlfriend and the head of another mafia group. There are strip clubs were you can get lap dances, and each game allows the character to pick up hooker, take them to a secluded place and bang them in the car. The car actually rocks back and forth while you’re fucking them.
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
The PC version of this game had a special “Hot Coffee” mod that allowed you to unlock a sex game inside the regular game. This mini game showed full nudity as your character had to bring him and his girl to orgasm. This game brought about huge controversy in the media because the ESRB rating was only M (mature) when it should have been AO (adults only).
Metal Gear Solid Series
In the 1998 version of this series, you could sneak a peak at a half clothed Meryl if you managed to get into the bathroom quick enough during a certain scene and in Metal Gear Solid 2, you got to play as a fully naked Raiden as you run and cart wheeled your way through the level with your hands over your cock. Skillful! There are also a lot of innuendos and posters of Japanese idols in the lockers and bathroom stalls throughout the game. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater has some partial nudity with a low neck line on one character and some weird gay relationship vibes from some of the other characters, apparently. Generally the Metal Gear games have just one big sex vibe throughout.
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is a game by Tecmo released in 2003 for the Xbox gaming console, but it did not focus solely on playing volleyball. The game features a relationship system between the women on the island whereby the player can talk to one of the women to increase her interest towards the main character. Higher interest towards the main character can translate into better performance from team members on the volleyball field. Other activities include buying swimsuits and accessories to customize your character and gambling.
The Guy Game
The Guy Game was a trivia game for the PlayStation 2, and PC. By answering trivia questions correctly, special clips were shown revealing women in bikinis and going topless. The game was banned not long after its release date because it featured a minor topless. The girl was found to be seventeen at the time, but she was in a twenty one year old nightclub with a fake ID. She subsequently sued Top Heavy Studios, Sony, and Microsoft. The case is still pending, but the game was pulled off the shelves. There is now a version for PC with said person removed. Despite this, however, used copies of this game can still be found in some stores. The game has also been remade into an interactive with different content.
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga
"Taff System" for the Korean and Japanese market (but un-released in Japan), Boong-Ga Boong-Ga (also known as Spank 'em ), is the first arcade game that simulates anal probing. You select from eight characters like "Mother-in-Law," "Con artist," and "Child Molester" and then you ram a giant plastic into an ass that protrudes out from the arcade unit next to the words "HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY." As you poke, spank, and probe, the game plays an animation of your victim wailing in pain, and then the game rates your sexual virility based on the impact of your finger against its virtual colon. How disturbing.
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider features the lovely Lara Croft, an Indiana Jones type character that braved exotic locations in search of treasure. Fans loved the character and several sequels were spawned. Gamers' love for the curvy Lara started the first wide spread sexual interest in a video game character. Lara Croft’s healthy form has spawned naked patchs for all the existing Tomb Raider games that allowed Lara to appear naked. Lara has also appeared in swimsuit calendars and a couple of movies featuring the very real and very hot Angelina Jolie. She could raid my tomb anytime. GRRR...
Playboy: The Mansion
Playboy: The Mansion is a simulation video game for the PlayStation 2, PC and X box consoles. The player takes on the role of Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy Magazine and Playboy Enterprises, referred to as 'Hef' in the game. The aim of the game is to build the famed Playboy Empire from scratch, starting from a humble magazine to celebrity endorsements to home entertainment to Internet websites to merchandise. The playmates get topless in the game and run around in nothing but a g-string. Hef and other characters can fuck in the game, but no one takes off their underwear. It’s fun to watch the girls give Hef a lap dance or bang him on the pinball table. The player is also able to take pictures of the girls topless for the cover shot or centerfold. There is also some lesbian tendicenies between the girls. Very kinky for pixilated vixens.
Custer’s Revenge
Custer's Revenge gained notoriety for its particular plot. In the game, the player controls the character of General George Armstrong Custer, depicted as a naked man sporting a Cavalry hat, stylish boots, and a visible erection. Custer has to overcome various (not very difficult) obstacles to achieve his goal, which is to have sex with a crudely depicted, large breasted Native American woman who is bound to a post. Nice -- so it’s a rape game.
Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em
This one's pretty gross. Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em is an "X-rated" version of Kaboom. Like the name implies, a man stands at the top of a building releasing vessels of his genetic blueprint (you get the idea) which fall to the ground. You must manipulate the women so that they catch the emanations (in their mouths) before they hit the ground, lest you lose a turn. Whenever you reach 69 points, you get an extra turn.
Duke Nuke'm
In this game, Duke was fighting aliens on an empty earth where, somehow, only the strippers have survived. Duke is able to walk up to the stripper and hand them money and, in exchange, they take their tops off. Duke always responds with “Give me some sugar, baby!”.
BMX XXX
BMX XXX is a controversial video game published by Acclaim Entertainment for the Xbox, GameCube, and PlayStation 2. It is a BMX game speckled with crude humor and nudity. The game allows you to create riders as topless women in underwear bottoms and "unlock" full motion video clips of strippers in action. Consequently, BMX XXX was denied classification in Australia. While the game is available fully uncensored on the Nintendo GameCube and the Xbox, the PlayStation 2 version has no topless riders and the stripper footage is censored with small BMX XXX logos over the nipples. Despite this, the reception by the public was luke-warm.
Gals Panic
This puzzle game allows you to uncover naked pictures of hentai girls.
Leisure Suit Larry
The Leisure Suit Larry series features a bald, leisure suit wearing 40-year-old man trying to fuck as many girls as possible. The games began as a type a command game like Space Quest, but later turned into a point and click game. The series spawned 9 games in total and another on the way. Each game had the same goal, which was to get Larry laid as much as possible.
Phantasmagoria
This interactive movie puzzle game featured a very graphic rape scene in which the possessed husband rapes his lingerie wearing wife in the bathroom. I’ve seen this sequence myself and, being 14 at the time, it was a little disturbing.
Blood Rayne
This female vampire fighting adventure game features some very erotic moves between the main character, Bloodrayne, and her female enemies. As she sucks the blood out of her female victims, the women scream in what seems like total ecstasy as Rayne straddles them. Rayne’s fighting moves also show off a lot skin as her tiny little dress barely covers her body. I’m not sure, but I think I saw pussy hair. Blood Rayne has actually appeared in Playboy magazine in a partial nude picture.
Knights of the Old Republic
In this game, if played through the right away, the storyline will show a lesbian relationship starting between your female Jedi character and another alien Jedi character. There’s no actually sex or kissing, but we all can imagine how hot Jedi sex would be.
Rez Vibrator Attachment
Though the series was released in North America, this musical series of games only did well in Japan -- due to its optional attachment. Japanese players could buy a vibrator attachment that could be plugged into the game console and would allow the player to feel the beat of the music. Imagine as a chick being able to get off while playing a video game. And I thought just getting to the next level was cool... I actually watched an online video testing of this product and it was hot.
Dead or Alive Fighting games
These games show off the fighting skills of scantily clad anime girls, while breaking the laws of gravity with their tiny little outfits somehow holding in their huge tits. Some of these games feature a special code to allow you to fight with a naked female character. With all those high kicks and back flips, you’re bound to see pixilated puss.
God of War
This amazing video game featured a sex mini game where your main character, Kratos, gets to fuck two topless Roman chicks and the game also features female enemies whose tits are popping out of their garments. Yummy, Harpie tits!
Stay Tuned for Part 2 of Pixilated Nudity
VIDEO.DESTRUCTOID | JAPANATOR | TOMOPOP
12:41 PM on 07.22.2006 
