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Weekend Destructainment: YOU ARE OBESE!

6:47 PM on 05.24.2008 | Hamza CTZ Aziz

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The lovable Geoff Mendicino gives the Internets a how to guide on how to Teamkill in Call of Duty 4. I really shouldn't be laughing at all at this as it just promotes douchebaggery, but it's hysterical. Spotted on FreezeCracker.

Hey, hey, hey Mr. Destructainment. The show continues on after the break starting off with some alternative ways of Mario dying. Then it's the clever Lupin the 3rd and Metal Gear Solid mashup. Next up, it's World of Wifecraft, where wives are Level 70 because of their bras.

Next, MadTV takes a stab at comedy with their Grand Theft Auto spoof. Then some hot Japanese girls play Guitar Hero for no real reason. Next up, Bender is a secret character in Gears of War 2. Random Robot Intermission is next with robotic clothing. The Destructainment ends with a guy getting really angry over Wii Fit calling him a fatty.

Deaths that don't really work for Mario. Thanks Blindside Dork!

The intro for Lupin the 3ird done Metal Gear Solid style. Spotted on Kotaku.

World of Wifecraft. How wives deal with their WoW addicted husbands. Spotted on ArrestedDeveloper's Blog.

Grand Theft Auto: The Board game. MadTV's horrible spoof of GTA. Spotted on Tazarthayoot's C Blog.

Some hot Japanese girls play Guitar Hero for the Wii. Everybodies a winner!

Bender is in Gears of War 2, confirmed!

Random Robot Intermission: Robotic clothing.

Wii Fit calls this guy obese and he turns into a giant little girl over it. Spotted on GoNintendo.

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44 comments | showing # 1 to 44

Justice

That MGS VS Lupin The 3rd video was awesome, even if I hadn't see the Lupin intro before.

Clockwork

Team kill video is funny as hell. I don't really understand why that guy is freaking out so much about how Wii Fit called him overweight.

JJ Rage

That guy in the Wii Fit video is quite the bitch.

MrTowel

That guy kinda reminded me of Brucie.

lethaljim

have got to love the classy expats in spain! wives of warcraft was a success of epic proportions

DJDuffy

gawd that Wii Fit guy is being such a princess...get over yourself already!

Ninevolt

i rly rly hope that dude was joking

beer baron

John Dimaggio does the voice of Bender and Marcus Fenix, that would be awesome if Bender is really in the game

adultswim810

PORKY!

tazarthayoot

That god damn GTA board game video makes me facepalm every time.

liquidninja

I'm a model ya know what I mean while I do my little turns on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk while I do my little turns on the catwalk.

Sandie Sandwicheadman

I love Fatty's freestyle at the end! I'd love to hear a gehto re-mix of it.

Elandarex

Man, if I got Wii Fit it wouldn't call me fat, it would be too busy being broken after I stood on it. No exercise, no soul crushing self-esteem deficit. Win win!

As with Justice, have never seen Lupin before but that does nothing to detract from how awesome that video was.

Also, I'm surprised that the japanese GH wasn't just filled with Cheap Trick tracks.

Sandie Sandwicheadman

Hay, what's wrong with Cheap Trick?

braulio09

I loved all of these videos even though you told me to hate the MAD spoof. Best Destructainment in a while.

Also, that Wii Fit guy, totally a Brucie.

Cheeburga

Gotta be kidding me..

deiga-the-semivaliant

Geoff: once again proves that he deserves to put his baby inside me.

Mario Deaths: got a chuckle out of me. Especially Paperboy.

Lupin III MGS style: Holy shit, not only was the video hilarious and awesome (Cyborg Ninja cracked me up) it was all done in MSPAINT??! That is epic win.

World of Wifecraft: Gotta love the Leeroy parody, even if it is done to death. Hilarious!

MadTV: Eh.

Guitar Hero: Annoying Japanese girls are annoying.

Bender: Eh.

Robot clothes: Back to the Future II

WiiFit: Pissed off Europeans is instant hilarity.

Nice finds, CTZ!

Geoff

love you guys, thanks! <3

TrailerParkJesus

those robot dresses are equal parts cool and lame

Dynamic Sheep

That Lupin video is made of pure win!! Grey Fox, Revolver Ocelot, Solid Snake and Meryl... perfect. I'm guessing they're out to steal the plans for a new model of Metal Gear.

That "Wii fatty" was pretty funny too. This guy is the next Vanilla Ice.

Neonie

Mario Deaths was great xD

KamikazeTutor

Ahahah. The wii fit guy is a genius.
Wii Fatii, so witty.

animateria

Haha!

I must say though... The WiiFit is quite the machine.

Quite the worthless machine.

bleep

I agree with deiga-the-semivaliant

Druid 01

lolz

BlackDove

When you're getting upset about Wii Fit calling you fat, and that's one of your bigger issues, you've got a good life going for you.

"That's my swimming pool out there".

Fucking Eurotrash. Fatty.

hjd uk

Wow, that Trix guy got bullied at school didnt he?

ScottyG

Wow, the Wii Fit guy has issues... It is kind of lame that Wii Fit doesn't take muscle into account, but he must have some self confidence issues if it bothers him that much. :S

Yuphrum

OMG!
Fashion Transformers!

B-Radicate

I don't even play WoW but that Wife video was hilarious.

Also, transforming dresses scare me.

Tromboned

Tops? World of Wifecraft. golden stuff there.

Evil Cheese

The Grey Fox scene when he was about to cut the plane in the Lupin into made me lol. Hard.

Yeah those robot cloths are cool now, but when they proceed to rape your wife/girlfriend, we'll just see how cool they are.

Batthink

Video one: Thanks for the warning, Geoff. When I spot you on my team, I'm buggering off. :OP

Video three: Excellent quality intro. :O)

Video eight: Women in dresses that make them look stupid. Robotics turn them into women in dresses that make them look more or less stupid.

Video nine: Trix is my new hero. He looks like he's done his research, and he could be the next Ricky Gervais. :O)

Veck

That WiiFit dude is like Danny Dyer with body-image issues. Twat.

jdub28

Geoff's video is the reason why going to the park to play basketball or football will never be replaced. Its always funny when people kick the ball into the street or throw something at you in real life cause you can make them pay for it

but all of you would be lying if you said a TK doesnt make you mad, not angry brit guy mad, but mad none the less. The internet aint perfect until we can send eachother pain :)

undertow9x

Ok being a player of COD4 I did not find the first video funny.
This is becoming a real problem online almost every god damn game you join you get some asshole like this Geoff guy.Not one time watching this video did I laugh. Why you may ask? Becuz it is like a joke you have heard a 100 times it just is not funny any more. So in closing fuck you Geoff Mendicino do the would a favor and kill yourself. And fuck you Hamza CTZ Aziz for posting this video and feed the fire.

jdub28

*fixed

but all of you would be lying if you said a TK doesnt make you mad, not undertow9x mad, but mad none the less. The internet aint perfect until we can send eachother pain :)

undertow9x

Who said I was mad. Im not mad. I just think ppl like this Geoff Mendicino need to be set on fire. Oh happy thoughts.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Videogames are cereal business.

H20polo

the team kill video was funny as hell. the warcraft one was also pretty good. the wii fit dude is just a pansy though..i mean seriously.

Tekoa

its ok Hamza i still like you.

BlackSunEmpire

Woah Trix (thats tee arr eye ex) lay off the steroids and you may help curb your rage.

No one can call you a fatty online cause Nintendo doesn't have voice chat.

Some people have a hard time getting over themselves.

Ninjajuice

MGS Lupin video was amazing. Reminds me of some of my old videos. *PLUG*

Darren Nakamura

Geoff Mendocino is not very funny.

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