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TheLeetWorld have done it once again with their amazing Machinima skills. In this latest skit, they paradoy GameStop and their horrible business practices. I love the voice actors they always use in these skits and the ending is sure to get you to laugh.

Welcome to Destructoid. Time to get Destructainmented. First video after the jump shows us how Mario Kart for the SNES would play like on the Force Dynamic. Then it's Random Robot Intermission with Robochi getting flamed. Next, a quick 8-bit version of Reading Rainbow.

Next up is the toned down GTA IV presented by Conan O'Brian. Then we get another montaged look at horrible cartoon shows, this time with Dark Stalkers. The Destructainment ends with Projectile Dysfunction syndrome.  

Super Mario Kart played on the Force Dynamics 301. So awesome. Spotted on GoNintendo. 

Random Robot Intermission: Robochi gets flamed.Spotted on MechaFetus. 

8-bit Reading Rainbow remix. Awesome. 

 
The toned down GTA IV. Spotted on Kotaku.
 
 
"You are curiously attractive for a fishman." The horrible Darkstalkers cartoon show. Spotted on Paul Soth's C-blog.
 
 
Don't let Projectile Dysfunction get you down. Thanks, Scarlett!
 

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sushi111's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 12:16
sushi111
While the guys in my Eb are extremely nice, I loved that video. "How could I buy something before I arrived? Your speech is constructive on paradoxes!"
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 12:24
Cheeburga
8bit Reading Rainbow was the best.
mrberns's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 12:26
mrberns
I hate you for that 8-bit video. So much.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 12:28
A Humble Mr Perfect
If that's not Will Ferrel; then it is a reasonable facsimile.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 12:57
CypherVR
that MK kart was pretty sweet
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 13:15
Respectable Gentleman
The darkstalkers cartoon... They actually outdid Street Fighter... Did anybody try to stop that before they put it on TV?
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 13:32
CrocBox
Ha very good destructainment, as with the MK video I could only go about half way through Darkstalkers before feeling like I was risking serious mental injury. Robochi's ending was messed up and I want a crack at that Force Dynamic set up.

@Sushi111 that was my favorite part too xD
ridley80's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 13:38
ridley80
Succubus? She sure was!

MAhahahahahahaha
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 13:42
MechaMonkey
Video 1: I am 100% certain that was Ron Burgundy wearing Spartan armor.

Video 2: I hope that guy was awful to begin with and that the awesome Kart chair did not lead to his suckage.

Video 3: My jaw literally dropped at the end. FAT HANDS!

Video 4: NO! Why did it change to Rick Astley? That was the greatest version of Reading Rainbow ever created.

Video 5: I need sheets!

Video 6: "Succubus." "I'll say she does!"

Video 7: I loled at the tiny "*Dramatization: Results not typical"
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 13:44
Churchhills Dog
kinda weak but the end (Gunfly) saved it from being total shiite.
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:06
Rider Chop
was that seriously Will Ferrel in the first video? it sounds far too similar. eerily so.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:06
The GHost
Finally, I don't have to be embarassed about my erectile dysfunction.

*Double checks video*

OH SHI-! I meant, projectile dysfunction...

*looks around nervously*
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:09
DaedHead8
The Robochi cartoon wins, so fucking funny.
Wiid Whacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:22
Wiid Whacker
The Darkstalker clips reminded me of the phrase "Once you see it, you can unsee it."

My god...
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:26
The Unforgivable
Readin rainbow!!
Wiid Whacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:27
Wiid Whacker
@ MechaMonkey

It changed to Rick Astley because you just got RICKROLL'D!!
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:29
s0lesurviv0r
Demetri has been hitting the crack rock a bit much.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 14:32
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Robots don't cry!
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 15:10
Teta
Robochi and Gunstop made my weekend.
FAT HANDS!
And the instructions: If you donīt know the answer: LIE!
Hahaahahhhaahah I spilled my water.
Moltar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 16:17
Moltar
Wow. I thought the US Mario and Street Fighter cartoons were bad. Think Darkstalkers beats them. Only just.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 16:32
Batthink
Video two: I SO want that chair. I SO want that chair.

Video three: I SO want that bedroom. I SO want that bedroom. With the posters especially.

Video four: Sigh, and that was going so well...

Video six: I could only watch under a minute of it before I stopped. Brrr.

Video seven: I get that a lot in Counterstrike. They should have put more health warnings like "may cause cancer, AIDS, spontanious combustion, etc".


I SO want that medication.
RitualNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 17:07
RitualNet
After the Darkstalkers video, my eyes need a nice soothing acid bath.
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 17:15
PaperBowser0
Yeah, 8bit Reading Rainbow was pretty damn amazing.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 17:29
The-Excel
So where's the full version of that 8-bit tune?
16bitmonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 17:36
16bitmonster
awww... i actually liked the darkstalkers series.. :/
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 17:44
slapme7times
'Oh my, your leg thrust is so powerful'

This was great. Find me more.
ghnvt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 18:02
ghnvt
Gunstop was awesome. Price: Dignity.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 18:14
TheToiletDuck
That robochi video should be shown to new members at the next destructoid induction.
thomasa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 18:54
thomasa
A note: I found the full MP3 for the reading rainbow remix.

http://ia300205.us.archive.org/1/items/hc152_too_bleep_to_blop_by_8_bit_betty/hc152_05_reading_rainbow_by_8bit_betty.mp3
xyzzy929's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 19:10
xyzzy929
To all who have watched the Darkstalkers video, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 19:14
Sharpless
Why the hell won't YouTube videos load quickly for me anymore? I have my YouTube settings set to display in the standard quality, and my internet connection is fast and working properly, yet I can never get them to load properly, these days. It's like trying to watch them on GameVideos.
Beancup's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 19:23
Beancup
Especially liked the Gunstop one. Got to say though, the guys who work at my local Gamestop are pretty cool, always friendly, and don't hassle me.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 20:04
SWE3tMadness
Loved the GunStop video. Great writing, great voice work, nicely choreographed, and the ending cracked me up.

"Your brick and mortar institution cannot hope to compete with the inter net macro-cosm!"

"It's true!" xD
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 20:18
liquidninja
GunStop and 8-bit Reading Rainbow are the best my screwed up computer could play. I can't believe it took me so long to get to them.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 21:16
MechaMonkey
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 22:29
Eschatos
Thankfully my Gamestop is nothing like that. Pretty nice people there.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 22:40
The-Excel
This sounds weird but does anyone have that particular rendition of Never Gonna Give You Up? I don't care what it is, I have a raging hardon for any homebrew NES music, no matter how stigmatic the source material is.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 22:51
Justin Villasenor
LOL at the Schwarzenegger cameo in the Darkstalkers cartoon.
HawtPawkitHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2008 22:51
HawtPawkitHero
gamefly blows.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 00:19
Boolean
The Halo video sounds like it's starring Ron Burgundy and skeletor from robot chicken.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 00:21
Pangloss
Oh wow, the darkstalkers video was easily the most hilarious thing I've seen all week. I nearly did a spit-take when the deer showed up.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 08:30
Qalamari
Heh, I thought the orange Halo guy in the first video would be Steam, but Gamefly's not bad either. Good collection of videos this week.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 08:47
Cataract
I was really enjoying that 8-bit reading Rainbow song, until the fucking Rickroll came up. I mean, I want to download a full version of it, without the damn RR in there.
Keaglez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:31
Keaglez
As much as I hate Halo 3..that was hilarious.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 16:24
SLiFE
Gunfly pj0wnzrd his ass.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 16:34
Cataract
By the way, here's a link to the complete version of the 8-bit reading rainbow song, done by 8-bit bEtty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1K8hYiJIHo
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 17:25
Samit Sarkar
Oh, man...the GunStop machinima was hilarious! Also, Conan O’Brien is awesome, and that 8-bit Reading Rainbow thing was sweet. I loved that show back in the day. Oh yeah...the Force Dynamics dude fails at Super Mario Kart.
lethaljim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 20:05
lethaljim
ZOMG the blue floating orb in the (hilarious) darkstalker video is exactly like guilty spark, even the voice (3.05 and a bit later)
Twicky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:42
Twicky
Wow, the cat woman's expression at 9:43 is priceless!
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 03:53
exodus1925
That Force Mario Kart looks insane, DO WANT.
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