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TheLeetWorld have done it once again with their amazing Machinima skills. In this latest skit, they paradoy GameStop and their horrible business practices. I love the voice actors they always use in these skits and the ending is sure to get you to laugh.

Welcome to Destructoid. Time to get Destructainmented. First video after the jump shows us how Mario Kart for the SNES would play like on the Force Dynamic. Then it's Random Robot Intermission with Robochi getting flamed. Next, a quick 8-bit version of Reading Rainbow.

Next up is the toned down GTA IV presented by Conan O'Brian. Then we get another montaged look at horrible cartoon shows, this time with Dark Stalkers. The Destructainment ends with Projectile Dysfunction syndrome.  

Super Mario Kart played on the Force Dynamics 301. So awesome. Spotted on GoNintendo. 

Random Robot Intermission: Robochi gets flamed.Spotted on MechaFetus. 

8-bit Reading Rainbow remix. Awesome. 

 
The toned down GTA IV. Spotted on Kotaku.
 
 
"You are curiously attractive for a fishman." The horrible Darkstalkers cartoon show. Spotted on Paul Soth's C-blog.
 
 
Don't let Projectile Dysfunction get you down. Thanks, Scarlett!
 

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sushi111's Avatar
sushi111 at 05/03/2008 12:16
While the guys in my Eb are extremely nice, I loved that video. "How could I buy something before I arrived? Your speech is constructive on paradoxes!"
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 05/03/2008 12:24
8bit Reading Rainbow was the best.
mrberns's Avatar
mrberns at 05/03/2008 12:26
I hate you for that 8-bit video. So much.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar
A Humble Mr Perfect at 05/03/2008 12:28
If that's not Will Ferrel; then it is a reasonable facsimile.
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CypherVR at 05/03/2008 12:57
that MK kart was pretty sweet
Respectable Gentleman's Avatar
Respectable Gentleman at 05/03/2008 13:15
The darkstalkers cartoon... They actually outdid Street Fighter... Did anybody try to stop that before they put it on TV?
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CrocBox at 05/03/2008 13:32
Ha very good destructainment, as with the MK video I could only go about half way through Darkstalkers before feeling like I was risking serious mental injury. Robochi's ending was messed up and I want a crack at that Force Dynamic set up.

@Sushi111 that was my favorite part too xD
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ridley80 at 05/03/2008 13:38
Succubus? She sure was!

MAhahahahahahaha
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 05/03/2008 13:42
Video 1: I am 100% certain that was Ron Burgundy wearing Spartan armor.

Video 2: I hope that guy was awful to begin with and that the awesome Kart chair did not lead to his suckage.

Video 3: My jaw literally dropped at the end. FAT HANDS!

Video 4: NO! Why did it change to Rick Astley? That was the greatest version of Reading Rainbow ever created.

Video 5: I need sheets!

Video 6: "Succubus." "I'll say she does!"

Video 7: I loled at the tiny "*Dramatization: Results not typical"
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Churchhills Dog at 05/03/2008 13:44
kinda weak but the end (Gunfly) saved it from being total shiite.
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Rider Chop at 05/03/2008 14:06
was that seriously Will Ferrel in the first video? it sounds far too similar. eerily so.
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The GHost at 05/03/2008 14:06
Finally, I don't have to be embarassed about my erectile dysfunction.

*Double checks video*

OH SHI-! I meant, projectile dysfunction...

*looks around nervously*
DaedHead8's Avatar
DaedHead8 at 05/03/2008 14:09
The Robochi cartoon wins, so fucking funny.
Wiid Whacker's Avatar
Wiid Whacker at 05/03/2008 14:22
The Darkstalker clips reminded me of the phrase "Once you see it, you can unsee it."

My god...
The Unforgivable's Avatar
The Unforgivable at 05/03/2008 14:26
Readin rainbow!!
Wiid Whacker's Avatar
Wiid Whacker at 05/03/2008 14:27
@ MechaMonkey

It changed to Rick Astley because you just got RICKROLL'D!!
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 05/03/2008 14:29
Demetri has been hitting the crack rock a bit much.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar
PrinceofCannedPeaches at 05/03/2008 14:32
Robots don't cry!
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 05/03/2008 15:10
Robochi and Gunstop made my weekend.
FAT HANDS!
And the instructions: If you donīt know the answer: LIE!
Hahaahahhhaahah I spilled my water.
Moltar's Avatar
Moltar at 05/03/2008 16:17
Wow. I thought the US Mario and Street Fighter cartoons were bad. Think Darkstalkers beats them. Only just.
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Batthink at 05/03/2008 16:32
Video two: I SO want that chair. I SO want that chair.

Video three: I SO want that bedroom. I SO want that bedroom. With the posters especially.

Video four: Sigh, and that was going so well...

Video six: I could only watch under a minute of it before I stopped. Brrr.

Video seven: I get that a lot in Counterstrike. They should have put more health warnings like "may cause cancer, AIDS, spontanious combustion, etc".


I SO want that medication.
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RitualNet at 05/03/2008 17:07
After the Darkstalkers video, my eyes need a nice soothing acid bath.
PaperBowser0's Avatar
PaperBowser0 at 05/03/2008 17:15
Yeah, 8bit Reading Rainbow was pretty damn amazing.
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The-Excel at 05/03/2008 17:29
So where's the full version of that 8-bit tune?
16bitmonster's Avatar
16bitmonster at 05/03/2008 17:36
awww... i actually liked the darkstalkers series.. :/
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slapme7times at 05/03/2008 17:44
'Oh my, your leg thrust is so powerful'

This was great. Find me more.
ghnvt's Avatar
ghnvt at 05/03/2008 18:02
Gunstop was awesome. Price: Dignity.
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TheToiletDuck at 05/03/2008 18:14
That robochi video should be shown to new members at the next destructoid induction.
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thomasa at 05/03/2008 18:54
A note: I found the full MP3 for the reading rainbow remix.

http://ia300205.us.archive.org/1/items/hc152_too_bleep_to_blop_by_8_bit_betty/hc152_05_reading_rainbow_by_8bit_betty.mp3
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xyzzy929 at 05/03/2008 19:10
To all who have watched the Darkstalkers video, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 05/03/2008 19:14
Why the hell won't YouTube videos load quickly for me anymore? I have my YouTube settings set to display in the standard quality, and my internet connection is fast and working properly, yet I can never get them to load properly, these days. It's like trying to watch them on GameVideos.
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Beancup at 05/03/2008 19:23
Especially liked the Gunstop one. Got to say though, the guys who work at my local Gamestop are pretty cool, always friendly, and don't hassle me.
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SWE3tMadness at 05/03/2008 20:04
Loved the GunStop video. Great writing, great voice work, nicely choreographed, and the ending cracked me up.

"Your brick and mortar institution cannot hope to compete with the inter net macro-cosm!"

"It's true!" xD
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liquidninja at 05/03/2008 20:18
GunStop and 8-bit Reading Rainbow are the best my screwed up computer could play. I can't believe it took me so long to get to them.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 05/03/2008 21:16
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Eschatos at 05/03/2008 22:29
Thankfully my Gamestop is nothing like that. Pretty nice people there.
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The-Excel at 05/03/2008 22:40
This sounds weird but does anyone have that particular rendition of Never Gonna Give You Up? I don't care what it is, I have a raging hardon for any homebrew NES music, no matter how stigmatic the source material is.
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Justin Villasenor at 05/03/2008 22:51
LOL at the Schwarzenegger cameo in the Darkstalkers cartoon.
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HawtPawkitHero at 05/03/2008 22:51
gamefly blows.
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 05/04/2008 00:19
The Halo video sounds like it's starring Ron Burgundy and skeletor from robot chicken.
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Pangloss at 05/04/2008 00:21
Oh wow, the darkstalkers video was easily the most hilarious thing I've seen all week. I nearly did a spit-take when the deer showed up.
Qalamari's Avatar
Qalamari at 05/04/2008 08:30
Heh, I thought the orange Halo guy in the first video would be Steam, but Gamefly's not bad either. Good collection of videos this week.
Cataract's Avatar
Cataract at 05/04/2008 08:47
I was really enjoying that 8-bit reading Rainbow song, until the fucking Rickroll came up. I mean, I want to download a full version of it, without the damn RR in there.
Keaglez's Avatar
Keaglez at 05/04/2008 11:31
As much as I hate Halo 3..that was hilarious.
SLiFE's Avatar
SLiFE at 05/04/2008 16:24
Gunfly pj0wnzrd his ass.
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Cataract at 05/04/2008 16:34
By the way, here's a link to the complete version of the 8-bit reading rainbow song, done by 8-bit bEtty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1K8hYiJIHo
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 05/04/2008 17:25
Oh, man...the GunStop machinima was hilarious! Also, Conan O’Brien is awesome, and that 8-bit Reading Rainbow thing was sweet. I loved that show back in the day. Oh yeah...the Force Dynamics dude fails at Super Mario Kart.
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lethaljim at 05/04/2008 20:05
ZOMG the blue floating orb in the (hilarious) darkstalker video is exactly like guilty spark, even the voice (3.05 and a bit later)
Twicky's Avatar
Twicky at 05/04/2008 21:42
Wow, the cat woman's expression at 9:43 is priceless!
exodus1925's Avatar
exodus1925 at 05/05/2008 03:53
That Force Mario Kart looks insane, DO WANT.
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