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Weekend Destructainment: Wanna know what it'd look like if a Metroid and a Goomba had a baby?
6:43 PM on 12.02.2006, Hamza CTZ Aziz 20 comments

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The first video up today gives us a quick overview of the history of video games. Thank you internets for such a short video. Had it been longer than five minutes, I'm sure 90% of you would have stopped watching. 
 
Video number two is from the dailydrawing.com and the artist shows us what would happen if Mario and Metroid have a crazy and drunken adventure in Vegas. (Spotted on the Last Boss)
 
 
Jump on in to 14 videos which include wonderfully created ads for Unicef, a video montage of PS3 hoes, the last battle in Sonic 3, how to and how not to use the Wiimote, a clip of Adventure, a bullsh*t ad for the Eye Toy, WoW as birth control, Free Bird, and a video showing off the range of the Wiimote is about 400ft. 

Ad number one for the Unicef found created by Ubisoft and  staring some characters from Rayman Raving Rabbids. (Thanks for the tip off Faith!)

 
Ad 2 for the Unicef campian
 
 
Ad 3 for the Unicef campaion
 
 
The Playstation 3 hoes and eBay (Spotted on Double Viking)

 
The final battle in Sonic 3 from locking on the Sonic and Kuckles cart. (Spotted on The Dark Diamond Network)
 
 
 
How not to use the Wiimote
 
 
A quick clip of Adventure for the Atari...people actually liked this game?!
 
 
Who wants to bet that the Eye Toy for the PS3 won't be anywhere near this awesome?
 
 
World of Warcraft, the perfect birth control
 
 
The longest song on Guitar Hero 2, Free Bird
 
 
How the Wiimote can be used as a weapon (Thanks Justin!)
 
 
Wiimote distance range is about 400ft 
 
 
Speaking of sex and babies involving Metroids, do Metroids have penises and vaginas? Like, is the vagina inside of their mouths? And if that's true, than when Metroids are doing it, they're also doing oral too ...  

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Sederien's Avatar
Sederien at 12/02/2006 19:52
Interesting... I didn't know the Wii-mote (Yes, I call it the Wiimote because it's shorter) had that kind of range.

Still, I would imagine if you needed pointing accuracy, it would be necessary to have a larger sensor bar or two appropriately placed spotlights for that distance.
Mabec's Avatar
Mabec at 12/02/2006 19:56
The Rayman adds are awesome, allways make me smile =)
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 12/02/2006 20:04
So why are all the titles done with Star Trek typeface?
10BobMarleys's Avatar
10BobMarleys at 12/02/2006 20:14
LOL, i knew staying away from WoW would pay off eventually
ZealousD's Avatar
ZealousD at 12/02/2006 20:31
Just as clarification, that is actually the last boss of Sonic 3 AND KNUCKLES, which is the result of locking on Sonic 3 with Sonic and Knuckles.
Milofo's Avatar
Milofo at 12/02/2006 20:44
Eye Toy would be worth getting if it did games that well. Although I'm still waiting for the promise Eye Toy had when it first came out that you could use a it to compliment other games such as tilting your body to lean around corners in games. They seem too focused on having your face plastered on the game to think of the other uses it has. It has potential but unused potential.
CrackerlySeagull's Avatar
CrackerlySeagull at 12/02/2006 21:25
Judging by the fact that metroids hatch from eggs I doubt they have penises and vaginas. That video was really cool though.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 12/02/2006 23:26
Crackerly Seagull: So what? Chickens hatch from eggs. Dinosaurs hatch from eggs. All birds hatch from eggs.

ZealousD: You are correct sir. Fixing it now.
Paul Soth's Avatar
Paul Soth at 12/02/2006 23:28
Goddamn right we liked Adventure.
CrackerlySeagull's Avatar
CrackerlySeagull at 12/03/2006 00:21
Dinosaurs and birds have internalized sex organs and use cloacal coupling to fertilize. For these reasons they lack external genitalia.

Wow, I can't believe I'm discussing this....lawl.
10BobMarleys's Avatar
10BobMarleys at 12/03/2006 01:25
If Eyetoy for PS3 does all of that, ill give all my consoles to charity and become a social worker for underprivilaged n00bz.....not gonna happen
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 12/03/2006 01:42
@ CrackerlySeagull:

I was going to make the same comment as CTZ, but because of you I actually learned something about how lizards and birds screw. Thanks!

Wait, what about the platypus? How do they bump uglies?
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Rosseh at 12/03/2006 07:42
That sonic video looks weird. There's supposed to be transparency on the second sonic but it looks like two people are playing at sonic at the same time.
CrackerlySeagull's Avatar
CrackerlySeagull at 12/03/2006 09:54
The platypus is just an oddity. I wouldn't know....I'm a bird person. Glad you learned something though :)
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
Hamza CTZ Aziz at 12/03/2006 14:16
Hmmm. Even though you are right CS, I can't get the image of two Metroids doing it out of my head. Good grief.
LarkOhiya's Avatar
LarkOhiya at 12/03/2006 17:27
what weak sauce from that guy playing free bird. he isn't even on expert mode and he is crying for hims momma
Vorin's Avatar
Vorin at 12/03/2006 18:27
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