The first video up today gives us a quick overview of the history of video games. Thank you internets for such a short video. Had it been longer than five minutes, I'm sure 90% of you would have stopped watching.
Video number two is from the dailydrawing.com and the artist shows us what would happen if
Mario and
Metroid have a crazy and drunken adventure in Vegas. (Spotted on
the Last Boss)
Jump on in to 14 videos which include wonderfully created ads for Unicef, a video montage of PS3 hoes, the last battle in Sonic 3, how to and how not to use the Wiimote, a clip of Adventure, a bullsh*t ad for the Eye Toy, WoW as birth control, Free Bird, and a video showing off the range of the Wiimote is about 400ft.
Ad number one for the Unicef found created by Ubisoft and staring some characters from Rayman Raving Rabbids. (Thanks for the tip off Faith!)
Ad 2 for the Unicef campian
Ad 3 for the Unicef campaion
How not to use the Wiimote
A quick clip of Adventure for the Atari...people actually liked this game?!
Who wants to bet that the Eye Toy for the PS3 won't be anywhere near this awesome?
World of Warcraft, the perfect birth control
The longest song on Guitar Hero 2, Free Bird
How the Wiimote can be used as a weapon (Thanks Justin!)
Wiimote distance range is about 400ft
Speaking of sex and babies involving Metroids, do Metroids have penises and vaginas? Like, is the vagina inside of their mouths? And if that's true, than when Metroids are doing it, they're also doing oral too ...
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6:43 PM on 12.02.2006
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And I have to agree, if the Eyetoy actually ends up doing what that commercial shows us... holy shit.
But I've learned over the years to keep expectations low when it comes to video games.
Still, I would imagine if you needed pointing accuracy, it would be necessary to have a larger sensor bar or two appropriately placed spotlights for that distance.
ZealousD: You are correct sir. Fixing it now.
Wow, I can't believe I'm discussing this....lawl.
I was going to make the same comment as CTZ, but because of you I actually learned something about how lizards and birds screw. Thanks!
Wait, what about the platypus? How do they bump uglies?