The first video up today gives us a quick overview of the history of video games. Thank you internets for such a short video. Had it been longer than five minutes, I'm sure 90% of you would have stopped watching.
Video number two is from the dailydrawing.com and the artist shows us what would happen if
Mario and
Metroid have a crazy and drunken adventure in Vegas. (Spotted on
the Last Boss)
Jump on in to 14 videos which include wonderfully created ads for Unicef, a video montage of PS3 hoes, the last battle in Sonic 3, how to and how not to use the Wiimote, a clip of Adventure, a bullsh*t ad for the Eye Toy, WoW as birth control, Free Bird, and a video showing off the range of the Wiimote is about 400ft.
Ad number one for the Unicef found created by Ubisoft and staring some characters from Rayman Raving Rabbids. (Thanks for the tip off Faith!)
Ad 2 for the Unicef campian
Ad 3 for the Unicef campaion
How not to use the Wiimote
A quick clip of Adventure for the Atari...people actually liked this game?!
Who wants to bet that the Eye Toy for the PS3 won't be anywhere near this awesome?
World of Warcraft, the perfect birth control
The longest song on Guitar Hero 2, Free Bird
How the Wiimote can be used as a weapon (Thanks Justin!)
Wiimote distance range is about 400ft
Speaking of sex and babies involving Metroids, do Metroids have penises and vaginas? Like, is the vagina inside of their mouths? And if that's true, than when Metroids are doing it, they're also doing oral too ...
Rayman does the exact same thing in the unicef commercials. Lawl.
And I have to agree, if the Eyetoy actually ends up doing what that commercial shows us... holy shit.
But I've learned over the years to keep expectations low when it comes to video games.
I actually played "Adventure" though I thought it sucked @ the time....
Interesting... I didn't know the Wii-mote (Yes, I call it the Wiimote because it's shorter) had that kind of range.
Still, I would imagine if you needed pointing accuracy, it would be necessary to have a larger sensor bar or two appropriately placed spotlights for that distance.
The Rayman adds are awesome, allways make me smile =)
So why are all the titles done with Star Trek typeface?
LOL, i knew staying away from WoW would pay off eventually
Just as clarification, that is actually the last boss of Sonic 3 AND KNUCKLES, which is the result of locking on Sonic 3 with Sonic and Knuckles.
Eye Toy would be worth getting if it did games that well. Although I'm still waiting for the promise Eye Toy had when it first came out that you could use a it to compliment other games such as tilting your body to lean around corners in games. They seem too focused on having your face plastered on the game to think of the other uses it has. It has potential but unused potential.
Judging by the fact that metroids hatch from eggs I doubt they have penises and vaginas. That video was really cool though.
Crackerly Seagull: So what? Chickens hatch from eggs. Dinosaurs hatch from eggs. All birds hatch from eggs.
ZealousD: You are correct sir. Fixing it now.
Goddamn right we liked Adventure.
Dinosaurs and birds have internalized sex organs and use cloacal coupling to fertilize. For these reasons they lack external genitalia.
Wow, I can't believe I'm discussing this....lawl.
If Eyetoy for PS3 does all of that, ill give all my consoles to charity and become a social worker for underprivilaged n00bz.....not gonna happen
@ CrackerlySeagull:
I was going to make the same comment as CTZ, but because of you I actually learned something about how lizards and birds screw. Thanks!
Wait, what about the platypus? How do they bump uglies?
That sonic video looks weird. There's supposed to be transparency on the second sonic but it looks like two people are playing at sonic at the same time.
The platypus is just an oddity. I wouldn't know....I'm a bird person. Glad you learned something though :)
Hmmm. Even though you are right CS, I can't get the image of two Metroids doing it out of my head. Good grief.
what weak sauce from that guy playing free bird. he isn't even on expert mode and he is crying for hims momma
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