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I can't believe Fighter Maker 2 for the PS2 isn't considered the best fighting game ever made. I mean, look at that! You know a game is epic when they have a vag punch attack. Spotted on AngelsDontBurn C-Blog. 
 
The Destructainment starts off with a guy in a Wiimote costume playing DDR. After that, a funny glitch in Call of Duty 4 where the player becomes the flag. Then a big secret in Halo 3 is finally revealed. Then, a very nice animation of a game villian trying out a new career path. Next, blame Krusty the Klown for all the RRoD Xbox 360 issues.
 
Then it's the greatest Super Smash Bros. Brawl match ever. Next, Balrog the rapper tells us how horrible Zangief is. Random Robot Intermission is next up with Robots that can't act. The Destructainment ends with emo Luigi.

A guy in a Wiimote costume plays DDR. Spotted on JDUB X's C-Blog.

Glitch in Call of Duty 4 where the player becomes the flag. Spotted on Kotaku.

The Warthog can be the strongest weapon in Halo 3.  Spotted on FileFront.

A game villain tries out some new career paths. Cute. Spotted on BoingBoing.

Krusty the Klown is the blame for all the Xbox 360 RRoDs. Thanks, Electro Lemon! 

 
The greatest Super Smash Bros. Brawl match ever. EVAR. Spotted on Scary Womanizing Pig Mask C-Blog.
 

Balrog the rapper really hates Zangief. Spotted on jdub28's C-Blog.

Random Robot Intermission: Robots can't act.

Luigi is emo. Blame LarkOhiya.


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mix's Avatar
mix at 02/16/2008 18:23
Best move ever!
crowbow's Avatar
crowbow at 02/16/2008 18:24
greatest weekend destructament title ever?
CypherVR's Avatar
CypherVR at 02/16/2008 18:27
CUNTPUNCHER!
Spindash54's Avatar
Spindash54 at 02/16/2008 18:27
A melding of the greats:

LANDMASTER PAUNCH!!!
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 02/16/2008 18:28
Oh man, how many babies must get aborted?
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
deiga-the-semivaliant at 02/16/2008 18:30
Damn, Professor Pew beat me to the abortion joke.


Oh well. ABORTIONS!!!!
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 02/16/2008 18:31
Wow...a lot of good stuff there. Vag paunch should be in every fighting game
copulatingduck's Avatar
copulatingduck at 02/16/2008 18:40
Damn. Was Luigi's Mansion that bad?
jdub28's Avatar
jdub28 at 02/16/2008 18:40
1. vagina punch (Now I have something else to yell out in the mall besides shoryuken and falcon punch)
2. warthog (classic looney toons comedic timing)
3. zangief (admit it, we all used to think throwing was cheap(especially me a e.honda and blanka proponent))

4.everything else (luigi isnt emo just his final smash)
Sam Spectre's Avatar
Sam Spectre at 02/16/2008 18:42
Poor vaginas

Also, Halo 3 video made me laugh.
jdub28's Avatar
jdub28 at 02/16/2008 18:44
sorry for the double post, but does anybody remember the Luigi site one of the bloggers posted that had luigi cusing about nintendo, link mario peach and samus. It was really grotesque but I cant find it anywhere
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Trowble at 02/16/2008 18:44
It gives fisting a whole new meaning...
Baron Calico's Avatar
Baron Calico at 02/16/2008 18:46
The game villian one was decent. The middle part where he's trying all the different doors was the best part.
Wookiee's Avatar
Wookiee at 02/16/2008 18:48
@copulatingduck

I never played it. But it can't possibly be worse than Mario Hotel.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar
michiyoyoshiku at 02/16/2008 18:52
Ok you have no credibility now.

Fighter make 2 is horrible

Hazma is stenanced to smart ass remarks about what an idiot he is forever.
vexed alex's Avatar
vexed alex at 02/16/2008 18:56
Electro Lemon is back?!
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 02/16/2008 18:57
Video 1: If they were trying to fist one another, they were doing it wrong.

Video 2: Wii would like to dance.

Video 3: I was hoping to see it in combat. How the hell does that happen?

Video 4: Surprisingly funny. Well done, video maker.

Video 5: Alternate title: "How Balrog Got His Groove Back." Cute was a good word for it.

Video 6: I see what they did there.

Video 7: LMAO!!! I quite literally laughed out loud on that one.

Video 8: These Balrog raps are absolutely great.

Video 9: I didn't know Samuel L. Jackson had a Destructoid helmet.

Video 10: Emoeego lawl
smellyelite's Avatar
smellyelite at 02/16/2008 19:01
LOL @ Smash Bros video. I would be mad if that happened to me.
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 02/16/2008 19:02
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Hamza CTZ Aziz at 02/16/2008 19:02
michiyoyoshiku: Your sarcasm skills are broken. PROTIP: If you're going to insult someone, make sure you try to spell correctly as you have just "stenanced" yourself as an idiot forever instead.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 02/16/2008 19:03
Hahaha, awesome. :]
shmelo's Avatar
shmelo at 02/16/2008 19:12
Liked the villain trying out and that Brawl match was sweet.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 02/16/2008 19:19
The stenance for poor spelling is DEATH
CALkulon's Avatar
CALkulon at 02/16/2008 19:20
Michi, you lose.

Will the new Tekken now incorporate more vagina punching? I certainly hope so!
vexed alex's Avatar
vexed alex at 02/16/2008 19:24
@ michiyoyoshiku

I bet you're fat.
Gamechamp's Avatar
Gamechamp at 02/16/2008 19:27
WHOA. That Brawl video needs a spoiler warning. Character select screen is BAM right there.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar
SWE3tMadness at 02/16/2008 19:39
Wow. I had to stop that first video about a minute in. It's painful just watching it. x_x But it's also one of those times when it would've been so much better if a random "FAALCONN PAAUUUUNNNCH!" was thrown in.

Dancing Wiimote Dude was awesome. How can he even see the screen through that costume?

The Halo 3 video was hilarious. Very well choreographed.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 02/16/2008 19:47
Was that Tom from Toonami lying next to the trash bin in the villain skit?
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corneliuscack at 02/16/2008 20:05
LOL laaaaaaaaaaaaandmasttaaahhhhhhh denied.


and oh yeah, if you dodge with the landmaster out, L or R+down, it does a barrel roll.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 02/16/2008 20:05
Michiyoyoshiku just lost. Epically.
Boolean's Avatar
Boolean at 02/16/2008 20:24
The smash bros one I don’t get. What's so special about it?

The villain one was ok, but for the amount of time and effort they must have put into it, the only funny bit is when he's trying the different doors (turning into Pikachu, Sonic etc.)
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 02/16/2008 20:41
@Boolean
Wolf lost by doing a Final Smash move, which puts him in a landmaster tank to fight opponents temporarily. But having done this move over a pit made him drop straight down into a loss. It's like Ryu firing a Shinku Hadoken straight into his own face.
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 02/16/2008 20:41
French Stuff = tasteful and good
Andrex's Avatar
Andrex at 02/16/2008 21:34
Cunt Punts! yay!
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 02/16/2008 22:20
Final Smahs FTL.
Xenophilius's Avatar
Xenophilius at 02/16/2008 23:01
Yay for punching ovaries!
yaisuah's Avatar
yaisuah at 02/16/2008 23:55
The Luigi video was funny until I hit play. Remove the play button please.
Sadie G's Avatar
Sadie G at 02/17/2008 01:30
:/ ouch.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 02/17/2008 02:21
Cunt-punching FTW!
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 02/17/2008 07:40
Video one: Ouch! O_O'

Video two: Mad skills. Even when restricted in a box. Somebody try a coffin next time.

Video four: Funny. The warthog is a good weapon. :O)

Video eight: Something tells me he hates Zangief. If that's so, wait till he faces an opponent with a fireball move.

Video ten: Long video is long. Too long. And I reckon he's laughing rather than crying, but I get the idea (after thirty seconds, hint-hint).
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TehBoognish at 02/17/2008 08:00
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 02/17/2008 08:46
I'm so happy to see the smash bros video made here! It really made my morning. Another Baltig video is great too.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 02/17/2008 09:13
LOL LUIGI IS EMO HAHA
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 02/17/2008 09:57
lol
Triphoppin's Avatar
Triphoppin at 02/17/2008 13:00
thank you thank you, this has all inspired me today..not for crotch punching
Danger Shark's Avatar
Danger Shark at 02/17/2008 13:30
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Danger Shark at 02/17/2008 13:31
I've been away for too long, I've forgotten how to properly wield the BB's.
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Luigi takes over at 02/17/2008 13:58
I really do hate Zangeif
Paul Soth's Avatar
Paul Soth at 02/17/2008 17:28
The creator of the lowblow montage has about 30 videos of women being punched and kicked in the groin in various video games. Even Carmen Electra isn't spared.
timmet's Avatar
timmet at 02/17/2008 18:16
I really want that to be the only attack in the game.
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