I can't believe Fighter Maker 2 for the PS2 isn't considered the best fighting game ever made. I mean, look at that! You know a game is epic when they have a vag punch attack. Spotted on AngelsDontBurn C-Blog.
The Destructainment starts off with a guy in a Wiimote costume playing DDR. After that, a funny glitch in Call of Duty 4 where the player becomes the flag. Then a big secret in Halo 3 is finally revealed. Then, a very nice animation of a game villian trying out a new career path. Next, blame Krusty the Klown for all the RRoD Xbox 360 issues.
Then it's the greatest Super Smash Bros. Brawl match ever. Next, Balrog the rapper tells us how horrible Zangief is. Random Robot Intermission is next up with Robots that can't act. The Destructainment ends with emo Luigi.
A guy in a Wiimote costume plays DDR. Spotted on JDUB X's C-Blog.
Glitch in Call of Duty 4 where the player becomes the flag. Spotted on Kotaku.
The Warthog can be the strongest weapon in Halo 3. Spotted on FileFront.
A game villain tries out some new career paths. Cute. Spotted on BoingBoing.
Krusty the Klown is the blame for all the Xbox 360 RRoDs. Thanks, Electro Lemon!
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Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo
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1. vagina punch (Now I have something else to yell out in the mall besides shoryuken and falcon punch)
2. warthog (classic looney toons comedic timing)
3. zangief (admit it, we all used to think throwing was cheap(especially me a e.honda and blanka proponent))
4.everything else (luigi isnt emo just his final smash)
sorry for the double post, but does anybody remember the Luigi site one of the bloggers posted that had luigi cusing about nintendo, link mario peach and samus. It was really grotesque but I cant find it anywhere
michiyoyoshiku: Your sarcasm skills are broken. PROTIP: If you're going to insult someone, make sure you try to spell correctly as you have just "stenanced" yourself as an idiot forever instead.
Wow. I had to stop that first video about a minute in. It's painful just watching it. x_x But it's also one of those times when it would've been so much better if a random "FAALCONN PAAUUUUNNNCH!" was thrown in.
Dancing Wiimote Dude was awesome. How can he even see the screen through that costume?
The Halo 3 video was hilarious. Very well choreographed.
The smash bros one I don’t get. What's so special about it?
The villain one was ok, but for the amount of time and effort they must have put into it, the only funny bit is when he's trying the different doors (turning into Pikachu, Sonic etc.)
@Boolean
Wolf lost by doing a Final Smash move, which puts him in a landmaster tank to fight opponents temporarily. But having done this move over a pit made him drop straight down into a loss. It's like Ryu firing a Shinku Hadoken straight into his own face.
The creator of the lowblow montage has about 30 videos of women being punched and kicked in the groin in various video games. Even Carmen Electra isn't spared.
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Contest:
6:21 PM on 02.16.2008
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LANDMASTER PAUNCH!!!
Oh well. ABORTIONS!!!!
2. warthog (classic looney toons comedic timing)
3. zangief (admit it, we all used to think throwing was cheap(especially me a e.honda and blanka proponent))
4.everything else (luigi isnt emo just his final smash)
Also, Halo 3 video made me laugh.
I never played it. But it can't possibly be worse than Mario Hotel.
Fighter make 2 is horrible
Hazma is stenanced to smart ass remarks about what an idiot he is forever.
Video 2: Wii would like to dance.
Video 3: I was hoping to see it in combat. How the hell does that happen?
Video 4: Surprisingly funny. Well done, video maker.
Video 5: Alternate title: "How Balrog Got His Groove Back." Cute was a good word for it.
Video 6: I see what they did there.
Video 7: LMAO!!! I quite literally laughed out loud on that one.
Video 8: These Balrog raps are absolutely great.
Video 9: I didn't know Samuel L. Jackson had a Destructoid helmet.
Video 10: Emoeego lawl
Will the new Tekken now incorporate more vagina punching? I certainly hope so!
I bet you're fat.
Dancing Wiimote Dude was awesome. How can he even see the screen through that costume?
The Halo 3 video was hilarious. Very well choreographed.
and oh yeah, if you dodge with the landmaster out, L or R+down, it does a barrel roll.
The villain one was ok, but for the amount of time and effort they must have put into it, the only funny bit is when he's trying the different doors (turning into Pikachu, Sonic etc.)
Wolf lost by doing a Final Smash move, which puts him in a landmaster tank to fight opponents temporarily. But having done this move over a pit made him drop straight down into a loss. It's like Ryu firing a Shinku Hadoken straight into his own face.
Video two: Mad skills. Even when restricted in a box. Somebody try a coffin next time.
Video four: Funny. The warthog is a good weapon. :O)
Video eight: Something tells me he hates Zangief. If that's so, wait till he faces an opponent with a fireball move.
Video ten: Long video is long. Too long. And I reckon he's laughing rather than crying, but I get the idea (after thirty seconds, hint-hint).
Nuff said.