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I can't believe Fighter Maker 2 for the PS2 isn't considered the best fighting game ever made. I mean, look at that! You know a game is epic when they have a vag punch attack. Spotted on AngelsDontBurn C-Blog. 
 
The Destructainment starts off with a guy in a Wiimote costume playing DDR. After that, a funny glitch in Call of Duty 4 where the player becomes the flag. Then a big secret in Halo 3 is finally revealed. Then, a very nice animation of a game villian trying out a new career path. Next, blame Krusty the Klown for all the RRoD Xbox 360 issues.
 
Then it's the greatest Super Smash Bros. Brawl match ever. Next, Balrog the rapper tells us how horrible Zangief is. Random Robot Intermission is next up with Robots that can't act. The Destructainment ends with emo Luigi.

A guy in a Wiimote costume plays DDR. Spotted on JDUB X's C-Blog.

Glitch in Call of Duty 4 where the player becomes the flag. Spotted on Kotaku.

The Warthog can be the strongest weapon in Halo 3.  Spotted on FileFront.

A game villain tries out some new career paths. Cute. Spotted on BoingBoing.

Krusty the Klown is the blame for all the Xbox 360 RRoDs. Thanks, Electro Lemon! 

 
The greatest Super Smash Bros. Brawl match ever. EVAR. Spotted on Scary Womanizing Pig Mask C-Blog.
 

Balrog the rapper really hates Zangief. Spotted on jdub28's C-Blog.

Random Robot Intermission: Robots can't act.

Luigi is emo. Blame LarkOhiya.


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mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:23
mix
Best move ever!
crowbow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:24
crowbow
greatest weekend destructament title ever?
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:27
CypherVR
CUNTPUNCHER!
Spindash54's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:27
Spindash54
A melding of the greats:

LANDMASTER PAUNCH!!!
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:28
Professor Pew
Oh man, how many babies must get aborted?
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:30
deiga-the-semivaliant
Damn, Professor Pew beat me to the abortion joke.


Oh well. ABORTIONS!!!!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:31
F Whipple
Wow...a lot of good stuff there. Vag paunch should be in every fighting game
copulatingduck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:40
copulatingduck
Damn. Was Luigi's Mansion that bad?
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:40
jdub28
1. vagina punch (Now I have something else to yell out in the mall besides shoryuken and falcon punch)
2. warthog (classic looney toons comedic timing)
3. zangief (admit it, we all used to think throwing was cheap(especially me a e.honda and blanka proponent))

4.everything else (luigi isnt emo just his final smash)
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:42
Sam Spectre
Poor vaginas

Also, Halo 3 video made me laugh.
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:44
jdub28
sorry for the double post, but does anybody remember the Luigi site one of the bloggers posted that had luigi cusing about nintendo, link mario peach and samus. It was really grotesque but I cant find it anywhere
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:44
Trowble
It gives fisting a whole new meaning...
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:46
Baron Calico
The game villian one was decent. The middle part where he's trying all the different doors was the best part.
Wookiee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:48
Wookiee
@copulatingduck

I never played it. But it can't possibly be worse than Mario Hotel.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:52
michiyoyoshiku
Ok you have no credibility now.

Fighter make 2 is horrible

Hazma is stenanced to smart ass remarks about what an idiot he is forever.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:56
vexed alex
Electro Lemon is back?!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 18:57
MechaMonkey
Video 1: If they were trying to fist one another, they were doing it wrong.

Video 2: Wii would like to dance.

Video 3: I was hoping to see it in combat. How the hell does that happen?

Video 4: Surprisingly funny. Well done, video maker.

Video 5: Alternate title: "How Balrog Got His Groove Back." Cute was a good word for it.

Video 6: I see what they did there.

Video 7: LMAO!!! I quite literally laughed out loud on that one.

Video 8: These Balrog raps are absolutely great.

Video 9: I didn't know Samuel L. Jackson had a Destructoid helmet.

Video 10: Emoeego lawl
smellyelite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:01
smellyelite
LOL @ Smash Bros video. I would be mad if that happened to me.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:02
Teta
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
michiyoyoshiku: Your sarcasm skills are broken. PROTIP: If you're going to insult someone, make sure you try to spell correctly as you have just "stenanced" yourself as an idiot forever instead.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:03
Cheeburga
Hahaha, awesome. :]
shmelo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:12
shmelo
Liked the villain trying out and that Brawl match was sweet.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:19
MechaMonkey
The stenance for poor spelling is DEATH
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:20
CALkulon
Michi, you lose.

Will the new Tekken now incorporate more vagina punching? I certainly hope so!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:24
vexed alex
@ michiyoyoshiku

I bet you're fat.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:27
Gamechamp
WHOA. That Brawl video needs a spoiler warning. Character select screen is BAM right there.
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:39
SWE3tMadness
Wow. I had to stop that first video about a minute in. It's painful just watching it. x_x But it's also one of those times when it would've been so much better if a random "FAALCONN PAAUUUUNNNCH!" was thrown in.

Dancing Wiimote Dude was awesome. How can he even see the screen through that costume?

The Halo 3 video was hilarious. Very well choreographed.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 19:47
s0lesurviv0r
Was that Tom from Toonami lying next to the trash bin in the villain skit?
corneliuscack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 20:05
corneliuscack
LOL laaaaaaaaaaaaandmasttaaahhhhhhh denied.


and oh yeah, if you dodge with the landmaster out, L or R+down, it does a barrel roll.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 20:05
Sharpless
Michiyoyoshiku just lost. Epically.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 20:24
Boolean
The smash bros one I don’t get. What's so special about it?

The villain one was ok, but for the amount of time and effort they must have put into it, the only funny bit is when he's trying the different doors (turning into Pikachu, Sonic etc.)
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 20:41
s0lesurviv0r
@Boolean
Wolf lost by doing a Final Smash move, which puts him in a landmaster tank to fight opponents temporarily. But having done this move over a pit made him drop straight down into a loss. It's like Ryu firing a Shinku Hadoken straight into his own face.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 20:41
bleep
French Stuff = tasteful and good
Andrex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 21:34
Andrex
Cunt Punts! yay!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 22:20
Eschatos
Final Smahs FTL.
Xenophilius's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 23:01
Xenophilius
Yay for punching ovaries!
yaisuah's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2008 23:55
yaisuah
The Luigi video was funny until I hit play. Remove the play button please.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 01:30
Sadie G
:/ ouch.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 02:21
Necros
Cunt-punching FTW!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 07:40
Batthink
Video one: Ouch! O_O'

Video two: Mad skills. Even when restricted in a box. Somebody try a coffin next time.

Video four: Funny. The warthog is a good weapon. :O)

Video eight: Something tells me he hates Zangief. If that's so, wait till he faces an opponent with a fireball move.

Video ten: Long video is long. Too long. And I reckon he's laughing rather than crying, but I get the idea (after thirty seconds, hint-hint).
TehBoognish's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 08:00
TehBoognish
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 08:46
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
I'm so happy to see the smash bros video made here! It really made my morning. Another Baltig video is great too.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 09:13
Holyetheline
LOL LUIGI IS EMO HAHA
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 09:57
Detry
lol
Triphoppin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 13:00
Triphoppin
thank you thank you, this has all inspired me today..not for crotch punching
Danger Shark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 13:30
Danger Shark
Danger Shark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 13:31
Danger Shark
I've been away for too long, I've forgotten how to properly wield the BB's.
Luigi takes over's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 13:58
Luigi takes over
I really do hate Zangeif
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 17:28
Paul Soth
The creator of the lowblow montage has about 30 videos of women being punched and kicked in the groin in various video games. Even Carmen Electra isn't spared.
timmet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2008 18:16
timmet
I really want that to be the only attack in the game.
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