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I can't believe Fighter Maker 2 for the PS2 isn't considered the best fighting game ever made. I mean, look at that! You know a game is epic when they have a vag punch attack. Spotted on AngelsDontBurn C-Blog.
The Destructainment starts off with a guy in a Wiimote costume playing DDR. After that, a funny glitch in Call of Duty 4 where the player becomes the flag. Then a big secret in Halo 3 is finally revealed. Then, a very nice animation of a game villian trying out a new career path. Next, blame Krusty the Klown for all the RRoD Xbox 360 issues.
Then it's the greatest Super Smash Bros. Brawl match ever. Next, Balrog the rapper tells us how horrible Zangief is. Random Robot Intermission is next up with Robots that can't act. The Destructainment ends with emo Luigi.
A guy in a Wiimote costume plays DDR. Spotted on JDUB X's C-Blog.
Glitch in Call of Duty 4 where the player becomes the flag. Spotted on Kotaku.
The Warthog can be the strongest weapon in Halo 3. Spotted on FileFront.
A game villain tries out some new career paths. Cute. Spotted on BoingBoing.
Krusty the Klown is the blame for all the Xbox 360 RRoDs. Thanks, Electro Lemon!
1. vagina punch (Now I have something else to yell out in the mall besides shoryuken and falcon punch)
2. warthog (classic looney toons comedic timing)
3. zangief (admit it, we all used to think throwing was cheap(especially me a e.honda and blanka proponent))
4.everything else (luigi isnt emo just his final smash)
sorry for the double post, but does anybody remember the Luigi site one of the bloggers posted that had luigi cusing about nintendo, link mario peach and samus. It was really grotesque but I cant find it anywhere
michiyoyoshiku: Your sarcasm skills are broken. PROTIP: If you're going to insult someone, make sure you try to spell correctly as you have just "stenanced" yourself as an idiot forever instead.
Wow. I had to stop that first video about a minute in. It's painful just watching it. x_x But it's also one of those times when it would've been so much better if a random "FAALCONN PAAUUUUNNNCH!" was thrown in.
Dancing Wiimote Dude was awesome. How can he even see the screen through that costume?
The Halo 3 video was hilarious. Very well choreographed.
The smash bros one I don’t get. What's so special about it?
The villain one was ok, but for the amount of time and effort they must have put into it, the only funny bit is when he's trying the different doors (turning into Pikachu, Sonic etc.)
@Boolean
Wolf lost by doing a Final Smash move, which puts him in a landmaster tank to fight opponents temporarily. But having done this move over a pit made him drop straight down into a loss. It's like Ryu firing a Shinku Hadoken straight into his own face.
The creator of the lowblow montage has about 30 videos of women being punched and kicked in the groin in various video games. Even Carmen Electra isn't spared.
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Best move ever!
greatest weekend destructament title ever?
CUNTPUNCHER!
A melding of the greats:
LANDMASTER PAUNCH!!!
Oh man, how many babies must get aborted?
Damn, Professor Pew beat me to the abortion joke.
Oh well. ABORTIONS!!!!
Wow...a lot of good stuff there. Vag paunch should be in every fighting game
Damn. Was Luigi's Mansion that bad?
1. vagina punch (Now I have something else to yell out in the mall besides shoryuken and falcon punch)
2. warthog (classic looney toons comedic timing)
3. zangief (admit it, we all used to think throwing was cheap(especially me a e.honda and blanka proponent))
4.everything else (luigi isnt emo just his final smash)
Poor vaginas
Also, Halo 3 video made me laugh.
sorry for the double post, but does anybody remember the Luigi site one of the bloggers posted that had luigi cusing about nintendo, link mario peach and samus. It was really grotesque but I cant find it anywhere
It gives fisting a whole new meaning...
The game villian one was decent. The middle part where he's trying all the different doors was the best part.
@copulatingduck
I never played it. But it can't possibly be worse than Mario Hotel.
Ok you have no credibility now.
Fighter make 2 is horrible
Hazma is stenanced to smart ass remarks about what an idiot he is forever.
Electro Lemon is back?!
Video 1: If they were trying to fist one another, they were doing it wrong.
Video 2: Wii would like to dance.
Video 3: I was hoping to see it in combat. How the hell does that happen?
Video 4: Surprisingly funny. Well done, video maker.
Video 5: Alternate title: "How Balrog Got His Groove Back." Cute was a good word for it.
Video 6: I see what they did there.
Video 7: LMAO!!! I quite literally laughed out loud on that one.
Video 8: These Balrog raps are absolutely great.
Video 9: I didn't know Samuel L. Jackson had a Destructoid helmet.
Video 10: Emoeego lawl
LOL @ Smash Bros video. I would be mad if that happened to me.
michiyoyoshiku: Your sarcasm skills are broken. PROTIP: If you're going to insult someone, make sure you try to spell correctly as you have just "stenanced" yourself as an idiot forever instead.
Hahaha, awesome. :]
Liked the villain trying out and that Brawl match was sweet.
The stenance for poor spelling is DEATH
Michi, you lose.
Will the new Tekken now incorporate more vagina punching? I certainly hope so!
@ michiyoyoshiku
I bet you're fat.
WHOA. That Brawl video needs a spoiler warning. Character select screen is BAM right there.
Wow. I had to stop that first video about a minute in. It's painful just watching it. x_x But it's also one of those times when it would've been so much better if a random "FAALCONN PAAUUUUNNNCH!" was thrown in.
Dancing Wiimote Dude was awesome. How can he even see the screen through that costume?
The Halo 3 video was hilarious. Very well choreographed.
Was that Tom from Toonami lying next to the trash bin in the villain skit?
LOL laaaaaaaaaaaaandmasttaaahhhhhhh denied.
and oh yeah, if you dodge with the landmaster out, L or R+down, it does a barrel roll.
Michiyoyoshiku just lost. Epically.
The smash bros one I don’t get. What's so special about it?
The villain one was ok, but for the amount of time and effort they must have put into it, the only funny bit is when he's trying the different doors (turning into Pikachu, Sonic etc.)
@Boolean
Wolf lost by doing a Final Smash move, which puts him in a landmaster tank to fight opponents temporarily. But having done this move over a pit made him drop straight down into a loss. It's like Ryu firing a Shinku Hadoken straight into his own face.
French Stuff = tasteful and good
Cunt Punts! yay!
Final Smahs FTL.
Yay for punching ovaries!
The Luigi video was funny until I hit play. Remove the play button please.
:/ ouch.
Cunt-punching FTW!
Video one: Ouch! O_O'
Video two: Mad skills. Even when restricted in a box. Somebody try a coffin next time.
Video four: Funny. The warthog is a good weapon. :O)
Video eight: Something tells me he hates Zangief. If that's so, wait till he faces an opponent with a fireball move.
Video ten: Long video is long. Too long. And I reckon he's laughing rather than crying, but I get the idea (after thirty seconds, hint-hint).
I'm so happy to see the smash bros video made here! It really made my morning. Another Baltig video is great too.
LOL LUIGI IS EMO HAHA
lol
thank you thank you, this has all inspired me today..not for crotch punching
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/72182/]Cunt Punch
Nuff said.
I've been away for too long, I've forgotten how to properly wield the BB's.
I really do hate Zangeif
The creator of the lowblow montage has about 30 videos of women being punched and kicked in the groin in various video games. Even Carmen Electra isn't spared.
I really want that to be the only attack in the game.
Wow, I even saw a VAGINA KICK in there! Also, that Warthog video was hilarious.
those vagina's had multiple life bars. who's got the toughest vagina in the world?
Lol. Good job.