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Weekend Destructainment: There Will Be Brawl

9:45 PM on 10.18.2008 | Hamza CTZ Aziz

36 comments

There Will Be Brawl is a new web series staring your favorite Nintendo characters caught up in a gang war. Mario is jobless, Peach is a whore, Luigi is selling drugs and to top it all off, there's a psycho going around killing people. The series holds a lot of promise and hopefully there will be more to come.

The Destructainment continues on after the jump, starting off with pornstars talking about their favorite videogames. Then it's an old ad with Jenny McCarthy promoting The Descent. Next up, Pyramid Head and band play some Silent Hill music. Then it's some footage of a sexy Bionic Commando arcade cabinet.

Next up, Terry Tate trains some Madden noobs. Then it's Random Robot Intermission with the Cyborg movie trailer. Followed by a rap video set to Punch-Out. Next up, a horse kicks everyone off a cliff in Age of Conan. The Destructainment ends with an accordion rendition of the water level music from Super Mario Bros.

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A horse kicks off anyone that gets too close to it off a cliff in Age of Conan. Spotted on GamesRadar.

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33 comments | showing # 1 to 33

KamikazeTutor

Seriously Hamza, Bionic Commando from the NES was a arcade port. FEEL THE SHAME!

CWal37

There Will be Brawl is epic. Kirby is freaking scary.

aborto thefetus

the best part of there will be brawl is Kirby.

catsithx

That was funny as hell.

Jack8274

Damn, that is one fucking scary pink blob.

TheDirtyHobo

There Will Be Brawl is awesome, but I don't see why you call it "new", it's been out nearly a month. Also go to the website (www.therewillbebrawl.com), the Lakitu extra scenes are golden.

F Whipple

Terry Tate!!! "There ain't no magic missiles here"

Best superbowl commercials ever

miketava

Now that was one amazing Weekend Destructainment, not just some Featured GT vids - thank you Hamza!!

Lord The Night Knight

Kirby has teeth? WTF.

bmdubya

I laugh at TheDirtyHobo's comment. How come things are old if they have only been out for a month. I don't really consider that old. Something old on the Internet should be at least six months. But There Will Be Brawl is fucking schweet. I loved it.

Vlambo

I LOVE Terry Tate.

fetusmilk

there will be brawl was very good. but the pace could have been a little faster.

descent was a decent game. but the commercial confuses me. why jenny? why? so weird.

you didnt know bionic commando was in the arcades? hmmm.

haha pissed off honda. i used to call him pissed on honda. that video was awesome.

age of conan video was pretty funny. benny hill rocks.

Luigi

Everyone watch the last video. There's a cat in it.

Syn

Peach is a whore? That's nothin new

exodus1925

There Will be Brawl is awesome. Keep us updated when there is a new release!

wilbo

fun

thisjustanother

the last posted vid with the music by an accordion was pretty damn funny cause that kitten was just sitting there.

Oolong

That last video is so cute. Lovely naive rendition + kitteh = win.

rocket_auk

Yay 9th wonder is a local legend here in Durham NC. Murs is also incredible. Thanks Hamza, good stuff.

SWE3tMadness

Wow, that Brawl series is actually really good. I'll have to keep an eye out for new episodes.

Holyetheline

Those are some ugly porn stars.

Cartman

I always knew peach was a cowgirl at heart.

falinter

i love a chick that can rock out on an accordion.

Cowboy TTop

All top stuff, can't wait for more Mario/Luigi antics.

I wonder if someone at Nintendo is laughing or crying at the series?

Freefall

There will be Brawl was brilliant, that is all.

niacin

kirby as vincent price now thats damn scary

PANZERDRAKO

whoa!
2 videos "mine"...

i just have to learn for english!!!!

*palmface*

Noah

Is that an Italian accent?

TheDirtyHobo

"How come things are old if they have only been out for a month."

I didn't say it was old. I just said it wasn't new. It's something I've already shown all my friends, we've talked about how awesome it was, and how we can't wait for episode 2, but our discussions have ended for a good 2-3 weeks. Once you stop actively talking about something is when it stops being "new", in my book.

RAB

HAHA! that was a fuckin great weekend destructainment.
all top-notch stuff.

W00T!

Batthink

First time I watched the Brawl video, I loved it.

Btw, I've already seen the Murs video, but I didn't notice OJ Simpson's face in the crowd in the top left until today. O_O

bastardmaster

some girls getting in the way of me checking out that Bionic Commando cabinet

there will be brawl, epic

L0cky

wow realy nice stuff (there will be brawl) .
much better then the actual mario bros movie

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