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Seriously. Just watch the above video. I played this game to death and saw stuff I didn't know was possible. Coolest kill? At 3:08 when Leon gets stabbed right in the face. And then in the gut. 
 
On this edition of Weekend Destructainment, I present to you a total of 7 videos. The show gets started with a mash up between the trailer for 300 and the Halo series. After that, a video by the stop motion people doing Pole Position. Next, a video of what will happen to you if you play Mario Bros for too long. Then a pointless "hey look at me!" video of a girl addicted to Mario Kart 64. That clip the Internet went crazy over of The Simpsons and GTA follows that. To wrap things up, the last episode of the Hadoken Bros Hadoken saga. 
Halo 300 -- Mash up of the 300 trailer and Halo scenes.
Stop motion Pole Position. It sounds like they're meowing the whole time. 
Play Mario Bros too long and you'll get sucked into the game. And all your friends will die.
A video of some chick who's addicted to Mario Kart 64. It's totally boring and pointless, but at least she's cute. Thanks Britini! 
The Simpsons make fun of Grand Theft Auto series. The Hadoken Bros episode 3. It's the last one, because their brains explode. Thanks YadGage!
 







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beer baron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 21:16
beer baron
The halo video should have said Halo 300
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 21:27
Jordan Devore
My favorite death is when the iron maiden grabs leon and pulls him into its spikes.
Matthew Mac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 21:31
Matthew Mac
Judging by that video, I'd say about 65% of all deaths involve decapitations. All I know is when I finally die, I'm going to say, "Eehaaooouuu..."
twentythoughts's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 21:45
twentythoughts
Aoooouuuuhh!

Aoooouuuuhh!

Heagh! ... Aooouuuuhh!

Aoooouuuuhh!

KABOOOOOM!
synce's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 21:45
synce
I died enough times during my first playthrough of RE4 to have witnessed over 90% of these scenes, and I loved every moment of the game
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 22:07
CannibalCalvin
Any one else see 300? Best movie ever.

I really wish the 300 game was coming out on a system I actually cared about.
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 22:07
Aequitas
The Mario Kart girl is a waste of time (and oxygen - she should DIAF).
Heavy_Kevy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 22:15
Heavy_Kevy
even though I've already seen 300, after simply hearing the preview, I wanna go see it again. I think it's that NiN song; it fits the movie perfectly.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 22:24
Oni
@Grim: Those things replaced the clowns in my nightmares. Seriously. That's some fucked-up shit.

I didn't know a lot of the ways that they showed in there, and I too have played RE4 into the ground.
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 22:26
bmdubya
It got old listening to Leon making that noise when he died.
Oh, and that Halo video is bad ass.
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 22:27
bmdubya
Sorry to post twice, but I forgot to mention that 300 is also a bad ass movie.
joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 22:29
joepekula
LMAO at Hadoken brothers hadoken with N64 controller
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 22:32
Angry Irish
Thanks for spoiling Hadoken Bros.

Ass.
cannedpasta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 23:35
cannedpasta
The guys who did the stop motion "Pole Position" are not actually doing a stop motion "Pole Position", but are, in fact, doing a stop motion "Enduro".
cannedpasta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 23:37
cannedpasta
wait... scratch that... it's not even Enduro.

But it's definately not Pole Position.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 23:45
MechaMonkey
Video 1: BOOM! Headshot! And the fella with the beret and knife? Total badass.

Video 2: Very nicely done. A lot of thought went into that, and it shows.

Video 3: If the combined time it took for all those people to make that were put towards something constructive, cancer would have been cured by now.

Video 4: Mr. Thompson was right. Video games really do kill people.

Video 5: I wouldn't be surprised if "True Life: I'm a Mario Kart Addict" is on the way. Along with "True Life: I Have Legs" and "True Life: I Enjoy Breathing"

Video 6: When's that game coming out? I'm gonna go preorder it.

Video 7: Will comment after I see the entire series.
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2007 23:57
generaldane
lmao in the haduken bros one the dude looked like kira from deathnote little before his brain explode
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 00:13
ArrestedDeveloper
I've never seen someone decapitated that much in my whole life
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 00:48
emotaku
I want to do things to that Mario Kart gal.
Monolithic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 01:11
Monolithic
I haven't actually played RE4, I sold my ps2 like a few days before this was realease and now I just got my ps3. I might end up buying this game from the reviews I have heard.

---Long time Destructoid user, short time member.
Robert's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 01:17
Robert
I accidentally got face-impaled a few weeks ago on RE4. It was too intense.
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 04:44
momiji58
Ouch.

But seriously, Leon looks like a rag doll in most of the death scenes.

I really like the "Wolverine" death scene, as well as the escape via jetski death scenes. lolz!
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 06:57
Jecrell
That Halo video made Halo more awesome than it really is.

I hope Halo 3 is relative to 300, because then it would actually score "super motherfucking awesome" on the badass meter.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 07:30
Mabec
REON!!!
Ph1dra's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 08:15
Ph1dra
i didn't know if you shoot the lake that del lago comes out.
stagl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 09:55
stagl
the halo 300 video actually makes halo seem interesting...
Foxtoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 10:01
Foxtoid
boring vids
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 10:03
Brandon Undead
zOMG! The Berserker stab in the face/gut and the acid vomit melting the face! Never saw either of those. I stopped dying nearly as much about 1/4 of the way into the game.
Rezbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 10:15
Rezbit
Hahaha...is it incredibly morbid that I laughed the whole time? AAOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 10:49
Darren Nakamura
Yeah, I hadn't seen like 90% of those deaths. Now I know exactly why I was scared of the regenerator dudes. Who knew they would impale you on themselves?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 11:21
MechaMonkey
"the halo 300 video actually makes halo seem interesting..."

Well, that is pretty much the Halo story. Massive army of Persia = massive Covenant armada. 300 Spartans defending their homeland = outgunned human forces, plus a Spartan. In fact, the choice of "Spartan" as the name of the Halo universe's super soldiers was based on the same story: a few soldiers with the courage and skill to hold back a force many times their number.
icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 11:26
icarus
Holy crap that 300/Halo 3 video was awesome!
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 11:47
Geoff
100 more reasons to buy Resident Evil 4.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 11:52
Geoff
Also proves how well a masochist Leon is.
fedaykin_warrior's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 12:44
fedaykin_warrior
After seeing that RE4 vid I have a weird urge to wear a turtle neck and staple it to my neck, just in case.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 14:42
BahamutZero
RE4 will not be topped for a long time. in fact, on my personal top five games of all time it goes

1. Resident Evil 4 / Half Life 2 (close tie)
2. Final Fantasy Tactics
3. Rome: Total War
4. Legend of Zelda Wind Waker
5. Chrono Trigger
Crosswayboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 15:59
Crosswayboy
bahamut, i hate to break it to you, but you listed six games in your top 5. i love chrono trigger too, but that's the way it goes.

RE4 is amazing, and it definitely holds a spot in my top 5, but it makes me rife with anticipation for RE5. i wish that capcom would take the online aspect of outbreak to the next level with it, and when it hits, it will in my mind be assured a spot on my top 5 as well, probably above #4.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 20:26
Oni
@Dexter345: Only the Iron Maidens did that. The Regenerators just liked to bite your face off.
stagl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2007 23:47
stagl
@mechamonkey:

there's a concept and then there's execution. i don't believe that halo has the same power and awe that 300 has to offer.
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2007 01:38
emotaku
@mechamonkey "In fact, the choice of "Spartan" as the name of the Halo universe's super soldiers was based on the same story: a few soldiers with the courage and skill to hold back a force many times their number."

Yeah, I'm reading the first novel now and jaw dropped when they reference that same battle in the story.
YadGadge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2007 02:06
YadGadge
Yeah, spoilers man =P. Anyway funny vids, I didn't think the Mario Kart girl was boring, a little annoying at times.

It's nice to see our videos being appreciated, since we've put so much work into them, so thanks again =D.
Spitfire747's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2007 23:46
Spitfire747
There's a much better Halo/300 mashup that is actually called Halo 300, not that video.
I'll see if I can find a link.
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