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The GameBoys is the work of our good friend, Geoff Mendicino. Episode 6 features Rocco from Mega64 who reviews DVD-Rs, Geoff becoming Solid Snake, a tribute to Andrew Rosenblum who apparently died, griefing in Ghost Recon, and a review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Weekend Destructainment is oddly overloaded with musical remixes this week. After the jump, the Destructainment gets started with the Super Mario Bros. Underground theme remix. Then check out Halo 3 on the PS3. Next, a Penthouse Pet plays some Guitar Hero. Followed by Dr. Ivo Robotnik getting on TV.

Then watch as a guy checks out Zelda's and Peach's panties in Brawl. Next, it's the Cheetahmen and "Smooth Criminal". 1,000 Nukes go off in Crysis after that. Then it's Balrog, the rapper, singing a song for Chun-Li.

Super Mario Bros. Underground theme remix. Spotted on GoNintendo.


Holy shit! Someone got Halo 3 on the PS3! Spottd on JDUB X's C-Blog.

A Penthouse Pet plays Guitar Hero. Not as exciting as I was hoping it would be. Spotted on parrothead's C-Blog. 


Dr. Ivo Robotnik is a TV star! Spotted on Dr Milkdad's C-Blog.

Hey, want to see what color panties Peach and Zelda wear?! Spotted on Kotaku. 

The Cheetahmen and 8-Bit "Smooth Criminal". Thanks Wario67!

1,000 Nukes go off in Crysis.

Balrog makes a rap for Chun-Li.


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47 comments | showing # 1 to 47

MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 19:05
MrSadistic
That Crysis video was pretty epic, except for the fact that it once again puts the spotlight on people using shitty music in great videos.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 19:22
Vlambo
The Gameboys video was okay, the best part being the Asian dude in the slacks and the prick with the braces.

And like Sadistic said before, the Crysis Vid is pretty awesome. I was wow'd by the one barrel, but the 1000 had a "OMG, THE GAME MUST NOT EXIST ANYMORE" Explosion
Radius Zero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 19:25
Radius Zero
Lovin that Balrog rap.
Ninevolt's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 19:25
Ninevolt
Very true. And I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE GOT HALO 3 ON PS3! AMAZING
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 19:32
MatCD
10/10 because of God Hand music
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 19:40
BluDesign
The only funny thing about that Gameboys video was the DVD+R review.

Here's a hint. Truly funny comedians work a lot better when they tell everyone they're not funny.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 20:01
Geoff
Thanks Hamza. :)
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 20:02
Cheeburga
PANTIEZ.
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 20:08
liquidninja
like Chun-Li was easily the best.
And the Gameboys were just intolerable.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 20:36
wario67
I really liked the Balrog rap yup yup yup like chun li
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 20:40
Redzie
So all it takes is a nerdy asian kid in suspenders to make those kids shit up whereas angry preppies cant do anything but just sit around and make hollow threats of violence.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 21:20
Evil Cheese
Alan Strange? ZOMG repressed childhood memories are flooding back.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 21:22
maxio098ui
lol we rejected the gameboys in the credits.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 21:23
Jonathan Holmes
Two Balrog related posts in one day?

This feels just like Christmas!
Log1c's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 21:28
Log1c
Well the greifing was hilarious other than that its way to over the top assholish and stupid.

Crysis 1k Nukes was fantastic, nothing like a shit ton of explosions to brighten your day, especially after the radioactive fallout.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 21:31
Fading Star
Sweet Destructainment.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 22:04
MechaMonkey
Video 1: Unfortunately, I liked absolutely nothing about the Gameboys video. Just not my thing. It was long though, so I guess a lot of work went into it. There's that I suppose.

Video 2: I would have preferred if the actual theme they were using had been more prevalent in the mix. And they only used the first half of the main phrase of the Underworld Theme. The second half would have fit in perfectly, given the techno treatment.

Video 3: I don't believe it. Nobody could have gotten Halo 3 on the PS3. It's unpossible.

Video 4: Needs less clothing.

Video 5: There's the fun I've been looking for in my Destructainment. I was hoping this video would make the cut.

Video 6: The Cooch of Light + The Princess Is a Cockteasing Bitch

Video 7: Cat People Run. Run like the wind.

Video 8: His computer didn't like that at all, did it? Pretty awesome.

Video 9: Takes the crown for this week. Thoroughly lulz-worthy.
YETUS's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 22:16
YETUS
MAN THIS SHIT IS WHACK! I MEAN THIS JEFF HOMO (HE SPELL HIS NAME WRONG, WTF?) THIS MAKES ME SICK, AND WHILE I'M FLYING IN MY JETS MAKING SIX FIGURES AND BEAT WOMEN WITH MY HUGE 12 INCH DICK...I START FILMING THE MONTOR. ALL THAT ASIDE...GAMEBOYS IS GOOD SHIT GUYS, I MEAN IF YOU DISAGREE THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY NEVER TOOK A DEBATE CLASS AND YOU HAVE NO REALM OF PROPER ARGUING ABILITY TO COUNTER MY WELL THOUGHT OUT CRITIQUES ON GAMEBOYS. THIS IS THE BEST THING TO COME TO THIS GOD-AWFUL WEBSITE AND ANYONE NOT LIKE IT i SODOMIZE THEM IN THE BUTT WITH MY CROWBAR. PEACE BITCHES.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 22:41
brainderailment
Oh my fucking god, during the "return of the game-boys segment" I wanted to fucking kill all those snobby little fucks sitting on the bleachers with a fucking nail-gun. I'll shoot ten penny nails into their kneecaps and make them run a fucking marathon.

Goddammit I fucking hate kids like them.
dorock's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 23:15
dorock
Oh geoff, will you ever stop being amusing?


Your my hero! hmm now only if you weren't younger than me.
Purringturtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 23:43
Purringturtle
I'm sad. the cheetahman piece was already down when I went to watch it.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 01:22
PrinceofCannedPeaches
That is the most bizarre upskirt footage I've ever seen. I was really more interested in watching how many times the guy would pause to wipe the jizz of his leg or screen or Wiimote.

You know P2 had to just be freaking out. If my buddies even pause a good game to look at something absolutely hilarious I'll fucking eat a controller.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 01:39
mistic
crysis-movie is epic :-)
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 01:51
Sharpless
The Gameboys video was okay. They have potential, but Rocco stole the show. His segment was just as funny as Mega64 at the top of their game.

Also, I saw the Brawl video on Kotaku. It's almost cute, how much effort the player went to to catch a glimpse of Peach's panties. I hope Chad was watching. (Also, tights for Zelda? Interesting.)

And I never get tired of these rad Crysis videos.
Zersturer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 02:08
Zersturer
@brainderailment... sound's like someone is maybe bitter about high school?
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 03:00
Geoff
Even though this might be falling on deaf ears, I'll attempt to explain the video. :(

Basically, The GameBoys are a parody of how dumb some things are in the gaming community and industry. The DDR skit made fun of tourneyfags taking tournaments too seriously. The Solid Snake skit made fun of the awful imitations of video games into real life that seem to get instantly popular. The Super Smash Bros Brawl skit made fun of the socially-inept AVGN knock-offs, etc. etc.

But yeah, thanks for watching through the entire thing. We appreciate the time.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 03:40
Tino
I can't stop watching the Robotnik video.
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 05:34
jdub28
robotnik and balrog hands down yup
ScottEFresh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 06:54
ScottEFresh
Hahahha I don't know why but the metal gear solid part had me dyin laughing. I think it was the hit noise.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 08:23
wardrox
If only Crysis could do that in real time... if only.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 08:33
Holyetheline
Oh that's some fun music!
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 09:36
moominsean
gotta love the teen angst on the bleachers.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 10:00
Jim Sterling
I was thoroughly charmed by the Robotnik video.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 10:36
TheStripe
All are win.

Except the gameboys. Trolling around a high-school asking a bunch of people who probably hate you if they're excited about your little webshow isn't funny. It's sad.
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 10:46
urbanyeti
The Robotnik song is now stuck in my head.

"Ooo it's from the show! It's from the show! From the show! Ooo it's from the show! I'm gunna be on TV! I'm gunna be a TV star..."
Xenophilius's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 10:48
Xenophilius
Halo on PS3=Classic
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 12:32
Sharpless
@Geoff
PROTIP: Don't explain your jokes. It weakens them.

Also, you should do more stuff around the high school. There's something amusing about pretentious, emo, and pissed off teenagers. Much potential, there.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 13:54
MechaMonkey
@Geoff

It's just not my sort of comedy. I do respect and appreciate the work you guys put into making them though. Keep it up.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 14:07
Geoff
@Sharpless: Hey thanks mister professional comedian because it totally wasn't a lost cause already.

@MechaMonkey: I understand entirely, we're about dry, bizarre video game humor. We aren't exactly hitting a very big audience here. Thanks once again though. :)
Twicky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 14:19
Twicky
The first video was awesome. Those kids sitting on the stairs sucked, I'm glad he bugged the crap out of them. The second video needed more nudity.
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 14:57
IceMax
Honestly, I thought the gameboys video was terrible, aside from it looking incredibly amateurish (I know, you guys are high school kids but can't you guys even make a microphone work in left AND right channels?) Also, i found the humor itn it to be incredibly stupid and sophomoric. I'm sure I would have found this hilarious about 5 years ago when I was in 8th grade, but now that I'm older, I find this to be really dumb. not trying to troll/flame you guys, jut saying what I thought of it
Reafis's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 15:05
Reafis
Gameboys was just awful.

Except for the Ghost Recon griefing which was funny.
roboticheartache's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 15:18
roboticheartache
the chun li rap is curley mustache, but theGigaton punch song is dope.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 16:33
Sharpless
@Geoff
Um, I wasn't being hostile. Seriously, don't worry about explaining the jokes, and do more skits around the high school. I enjoyed the high school stuff.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 17:54
Geoff
:)
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 19:15
Teta
The fat guy going around the high school was the best of the week.
The rest wasn´t entertaining.
FrankHowley's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2008 22:09
FrankHowley
Thanks Teta, :)
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